Did You Know........

[Roaster©®™]

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...


And WASH your fucking hands!!!!!!!!

[MRMILLWALL]

Put it there Roaster. ;D

[Roaster©®™]

You washed your hands? ;D

[Golden_Boy™]

can't follow up that from Roaster but here are some facts for you all:

Very important facts

--If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
--If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
--The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.
--Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
--Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
--On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
--The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
--It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
--You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
--Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
--Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
--Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
--In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eye- brows and eyelashes.
--A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
--A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
--The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
--Polar bears are left handed.
--The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, more than any other animal.
--The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
--A cockroach will live nine days without it's head. The only reason it doesn't live longer is it's unable to eat.
--The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
--Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
--Butterflies taste with their feet.
--Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (thankfully)
--A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
--An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
--Starfish haven't got brains.


Now I hope you remember them all

[GresleyRam©®™]

hers one for you GB -

I'm the same height as the average ostrich - FACT!

My daughter told me after watchin some nature programme!

BEAT THAT!

[Golden_Boy™]

LMAO!! OK - you win that one Gresley !

[MRMILLWALL]

roaster said:

You washed your hands? ;D

Whats the odd bit of spunk between friends?? ;D

[leicesterlass]

localboy said:

--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

It was nice knowing you all

[GeoFox]

leicesterlass said:

localboy said:

--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

It was nice knowing you all

lol awww

I wonder what the reasoning is for that though - perhaps you are more likely to have fatal accidents form things like hedge-trimmers?

[Super Danny Webber]

leicesterlass said:

localboy said:

--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

It was nice knowing you all

I'll die before you I have the common sence of a 4 year old

bus + me = dead

;D

[leicesterlass]

sufc1889sufc said:

leicesterlass said:

It was nice knowing you all

I'll die before you I have the common sence of a 4 year old

bus + me = dead

;D

What scares me is the fact you put a ;D after bus+you=dead

[saintrich]

so girls are least likely to wash their hands???

[gingernuts]

Women masterbate more then men

[saintrich]

yer that too

[Roaster©®™]

gresleyram said:

hers one for you GB -

I'm the same height as the average ostrich - FACT!

My daughter told me after watchin some nature programme!

BEAT THAT!

Would that be Cuban Ostriches Gresley?

[Roaster©®™]

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .

10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.

14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.