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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 5, 2006 20:45:48 GMT -1
ive just had some tumbleweed blow across my room RICH!!
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Post by saintrich on Apr 5, 2006 20:48:29 GMT -1
dont blame me.... errrrr (voice from rich's head: blame gresley, blame gresley, that sounds like a brill idea)
BLAME GRESLEY!!!
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Post by GeoFox on Apr 5, 2006 20:48:48 GMT -1
a cov fan returns from the ricoh after yet another defeat. "ow im fed up of cov losing!" he then returns back and nails his season ticket to the turnstile and walks back. as he walks he start to think. "mabye im being to harsh on cov. They might start winning and get back to the premiership" He returns to the turnstile to find that someone has nicked his nail!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 5, 2006 20:51:06 GMT -1
dont blame me.... errrrr (voice from rich's head: blame gresley, blame gresley, that sounds like a brill idea) BLAME GRESLEY!!! i'd blame george burley!!
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Post by saintrich on Apr 5, 2006 20:52:07 GMT -1
dont blame me.... errrrr (voice from rich's head: blame gresley, blame gresley, that sounds like a brill idea) BLAME GRESLEY!!! i'd blame george burley!! he should be made to have his mop hair cut removed!
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Post by GeoFox on Apr 5, 2006 20:58:05 GMT -1
A phsycology professor decided to study the way in which different people from different parts of the country shag sheep. He traveled first to Wales, where he asks a farmer to explain his method: "Ooh,well, boyo, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, grab her with me velcro gloves, and were well away.Tidy!!!!" The professor next tries Scotland: "Hoots an'toots,man, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, grab her with me velcro gloves, and were well away.Och aye tha noo!!!!" The professor moves on to the Lake District: "Well love, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, grab her with me velcro gloves, and were well away. There's nowt more ti yan than that." The professor is noticing a pattern, so he decides to try Derbyshire, and then call it a day. He stops a bloke outside Pride Park and asks him to explain the Derby County method: "Well, me duck, I put her back legs down my nice green wellies, sling her front legs over me shoulders, and thats all there is to it" The proffessor is excited to have found some regional variation, and tells the Rams fan that this is very different from the Scots, Welsh and Cumbrians. "How do they do it then", asks the Derby supporter, and the professor explains. On hearing the explaination, the derby fan walks off, disgusted, muttering "No kissing!?!?!"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 20:49:01 GMT -1
David beckham is in a school and he goes into one classroom and says now kids can anyone tell me what a tragedy would be.
One boy sticks his hand up and says "If my friend was playing football in the street and got run over by a car that would be a tragedy".
"No", says beckham "That would be described as an accident.
So a girl puts her hand up and says "If a bus carrying about 50 children fell of a cliff and every child died that would be a tragedy".
"Fraid not". says Beckham "That would be a great loss".
So then silence, no-one answers.
"What", says Beckham "Can't anyone tell me what a tragedy would be".
Eventually little Johnny at the back puts his hand up and says, "If a plane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb that would be a tragedy".
"Wonderful", beams Beckham and he says "Now can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
The boy replies, "Well it would not be an accident and it certainly would not be a great loss"
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 25, 2006 11:51:00 GMT -1
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is
sitting in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting
event, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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