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Post by Lollipop on Feb 20, 2006 20:54:06 GMT -1
Ever had a poem written about you?
Share! Share!
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Post by JJ on Feb 20, 2006 20:57:13 GMT -1
There was an old man called JJ
Who was a massive big hit with a lady
She loved it so much
When he thrust out his crutch
That she said "let's go make a baby"
TAXI!
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Post by Lollipop on Feb 20, 2006 20:58:39 GMT -1
One that was written by someone else!
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Post by JJ on Feb 20, 2006 21:00:34 GMT -1
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Post by gw on Feb 21, 2006 22:15:37 GMT -1
Quality poem JJ. You're a lucky guy to have such a well thought poem writtten about you
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:16:43 GMT -1
I have had the pleasure of having a poem written about me, but, there's NO CHANCE of me sharing!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:32:52 GMT -1
Watford, boy and....don't rhyme - so I can understand why!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:35:14 GMT -1
lol, nah it was on a personal level if ya get me Roaster
aiight?
hehe
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:42:12 GMT -1
 I'm shocked Still - did she she perform the acts she described so poetically in print?
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:43:05 GMT -1
well we were both 11...
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 21, 2006 22:47:24 GMT -1
EUGH!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 22, 2006 17:35:54 GMT -1
It doesn't hurt to learn young !
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 22, 2006 17:47:59 GMT -1
True - always said people need to learn as much as possible from an early age!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 22, 2006 17:49:33 GMT -1
And spend the rest of their lives forgettin  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 22, 2006 17:52:41 GMT -1
;D Usually
That's why I only employ 17-21 year old females as my PA's at work!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Feb 22, 2006 17:56:55 GMT -1
I'm sure thats the ONLY reason Roaster  aye aye! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 22, 2006 18:01:08 GMT -1
I believe in giving these single mothers a foot on the rung of the ladder that is work / careers! Can't have (visible) tattoos though - nor facial piercings (other than ear-rings)
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Post by Lollipop on Feb 26, 2006 21:05:43 GMT -1
I had one written about me by a guy when I was about 14.....
"Stressed is a bit about you
Homework done? Of course!
You stayed yourself all jolly and bright
even through your parents divorce.
Your music is an indie type
Fran Healy, what a God!
So to sum you up in three good words,
You silly, sexy sod"
I thought it was pretty good, and he ended up being my boyfriend! lol
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Post by saintrich on Feb 26, 2006 21:07:22 GMT -1
awwww how sweet  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 1, 2006 19:29:02 GMT -1
WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ... I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... I never
believed in Hell till I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time... what say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you .... it's almost like you're here.
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