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Post by Golden_Boyâ„¢ on Mar 7, 2006 21:01:43 GMT -1
The last line is a classic in itself!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 23, 2006 11:23:18 GMT -1
Life is all about ass!!
You are either:
covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or living with one.
;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 10, 2006 11:28:18 GMT -1
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock.
As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew from the taste, he'd been fucking her sheep.
;D
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Post by Sooz on Apr 10, 2006 11:29:56 GMT -1
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock. As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew from the taste, he'd been fucking her sheep. ;D LMFAO Brilliant!!
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 10, 2006 11:32:18 GMT -1
The Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men And if he'd had the strength He'd have had them all again
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Post by Kman on Apr 10, 2006 11:34:59 GMT -1
This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home I still feel awful that i tried to cut your toenails pissed one night.
One, two Buckle my shoe I'm gonna get my fuckin head kicked in at school For wearing sandals
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 10, 2006 11:36:51 GMT -1
Little miss Muffett sat on the tuffet Her knickers all tattered and torn It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her It was little Boy Blue with his horn!
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 10, 2006 11:38:18 GMT -1
This is self penned poem isn't it Kman
Here's a little tail that is spurious Of the Kman who is somewhat bi-curious I pulled a lesbo called Gail Who never guessed i was male And when she grabbed my nuts she was furious
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Post by Kman on Apr 10, 2006 11:42:07 GMT -1
This is self penned poem isn't it Kman Here's a little tail that is spurious Of the Kman who is somewhat bi-curious I pulled a lesbo called Gail Who never guessed i was male And when she grabbed my nuts she was furious Is the rest of the world ready for our free-form poetry???
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 10, 2006 11:42:49 GMT -1
I think we should teach them Kman!
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Post by C@V on Apr 10, 2006 11:48:00 GMT -1
Noticed the Nation on earlier! Suppose Cav will have buried his head up his own ass. Well done Luton!!! And what the hell is that supposed to mean good sir??
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Post by Kman on Apr 10, 2006 11:49:25 GMT -1
Brian May's hair Used to be straight Until he met Liz Hurley She fed him stale crusts And Lion Bars Until his mane went curly
She did the same To Leo Sayer Who envied Brian's 'fro But no matter how many Lion Bars he ate Curly he wouldn't go
Then one day Leo drank some pop Vimto, and it was fizzy And as if by magic Like his pant moustache His hair grew long and frizzy
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 26, 2006 17:06:09 GMT -1
The sky was dark, The moon was high. All alone, Just her and I.
Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue. I knew just what, She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers, Down her spine.
I didn't know how, But I tried my best. To place my hand, On her breasts.
I remember my fear, My fast beating heart. But slowly she spread, Her legs apart.
And when she did it, I felt no shame. All at once, The white stuff came.
At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time, Milking a cow!
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Post by Lollipop on Jun 3, 2006 14:19:03 GMT -1
You make me laugh You make me cry You make me smile You make me sigh
I love your laughter I love your eyes I love our silliness but I don't like saying goodbye
I love your mind and your spirit too I hope you like this poem Because I love you.
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 12, 2006 21:56:31 GMT -1
She is beautiful, She is hot, She is thoughtful, With a cute Bot.
She is funny, She is great, She's a honey, but also a mate.
She is crazy, She is smart, She is lazy, But loves a pop tart.
She is brave, and loves her bed, When i don't behave, She goes Red
;D
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Post by Lollipop on Jun 12, 2006 22:26:40 GMT -1
She is beautiful, She is hot, She is thoughtful, With a cute Bot. She is funny, She is great, She's a honey, but also a mate. She is crazy, She is smart, She is lazy, But loves a pop tart. She is brave, and loves her bed, When i don't behave, She goes Red ;D I wonder who that's about lol
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2006 22:36:27 GMT -1
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in. The holes are small So the rain is thin.
Milligan. Love it.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 13, 2006 10:19:20 GMT -1
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his little head.
I'm not a morning person. ;D
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2006 14:44:26 GMT -1
She is beautiful, She is hot, She is thoughtful, With a cute Bot. She is funny, She is great, She's a honey, but also a mate. She is crazy, She is smart, She is lazy, But loves a pop tart. She is brave, and loves her bed, When i don't behave, She goes Red ;D I wonder who that's about lol Lol aww.....you know what you've asked for it now Lolly....im gonna think up a little poem just for you....and while im at it a few other various members of the board ;D
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Post by Lollipop on Jun 13, 2006 15:21:08 GMT -1
I wonder who that's about lol Lol aww.....you know what you've asked for it now Lolly....im gonna think up a little poem just for you....and while im at it a few other various members of the board ;D Aww really? I could do with cheering up (if it's a nice one that is!)
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