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Post by Stan on Feb 9, 2006 11:51:41 GMT -1
...we asked 100 people...
... what do you play with in the bath...?
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Post by thales on Feb 9, 2006 11:57:56 GMT -1
...we asked 100 people... ... what do you play with in the bath...? 2% didn't reply 'cause they played with a toaster! |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Feb 9, 2006 11:59:42 GMT -1
Myself Les
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Post by Stan on Feb 9, 2006 12:04:08 GMT -1
...lets see if its there...
..*ding*.... but not the top answer mr squirrel... do you want to play or pass...?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Feb 9, 2006 13:24:57 GMT -1
Play Les I'll play
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 10, 2006 21:53:10 GMT -1
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling, humming and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway? "
He said, "I'm NOT happy - itchy bastard arse!!!"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 17, 2006 22:26:14 GMT -1
Must have been rat arsed when I posted the above on here  |
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Post by MikeNewellsBarmyArmy on Feb 17, 2006 22:28:14 GMT -1
lol heard it before ;D
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Post by normanh on Feb 18, 2006 0:01:19 GMT -1
;D I hadn't!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 21, 2006 19:58:08 GMT -1
...we asked 100 people... ... what do you play with in the bath...? 2% didn't reply 'cause they played with a toaster! Quality ;D |
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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
