CAMPAIGN FOR GAYS........................

[C@V]

...............to become Pirates. Here is my manifesto on Gayers behalf.

1) You can dock in Brighton. I know you all love it there.

2) You get to dress up in cool stuff and I know Gays like to dress up.

3) You can have names like Seaman Stains & Roger the cabin boy.

4) You get to sleep in close quarters with other men.

5) You get to grow moustaches!

6) You can conduct interior design of your ships. Lots of fluffy cushions etc


GAYS CAN BE PIRATES AND I WILL FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHT TO BE!

[Neko Bazu]

I fear this would only work if you add a clause where they can attack other ships with hair-pulling and eye-gouging, rather than swords and pistols

[C@V]

What about bitch slapping?

[Mrs H]

And they get to wear jewellery. Only the one hoop earring mind!

[Neko Bazu]

cavroyal said:

What about bitch slapping?

Good call!

[ITFC Dudette6]

mrsh said:

And they get to wear jewellery. Only the one hoop earring mind!

And it'll get lonely at sea...

[C@V]

I need to canvass a gay to find out what they think of this idea!

OI JULIAN WHAT DO YOU THINK???

[jh1980]

Hello Matthew...!

My word, your sense of humour is so right-on.

If you fancy a bit of my cutlass, you'll have to stand in queue...

[C@V]

No thank you Julian son of David.