Post by thales on May 29, 2007 12:40:28 GMT -1
Genuine excerpts from the files of Galway County Council
Housing dept...
"My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back
passage has fungus growing in it."
"He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take it any more."
"It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow."
"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired
and burned my knob off."
"Their 18 year-old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence."
"I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night
that blew them off."
"My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?"
"I am writing on behalf of my sink."
"Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.My
wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is
pregnant."
"I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and
50% areplain filthy."
"The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until
it is cleared."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces."
"I want to complain about the farmer across the road.
Every morning at 6.00am his cock wakes me up and it's now
getting too much for me."
"The man next door has a large erection in his back garden
which is unsightly and dangerous."
"Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would
like a third so please send someone around to do something
about it."
"I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would
you please do something about the noise made by the man on
top of me every night."
"Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife."
"I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times
but I still have no satisfaction."
"This is to let you know that our toilet seat is broken and
we can't get BBC2."
Housing dept...
"My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back
passage has fungus growing in it."
"He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take it any more."
"It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow."
"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired
and burned my knob off."
"Their 18 year-old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence."
"I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night
that blew them off."
"My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?"
"I am writing on behalf of my sink."
"Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.My
wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is
pregnant."
"I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and
50% areplain filthy."
"The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until
it is cleared."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces."
"I want to complain about the farmer across the road.
Every morning at 6.00am his cock wakes me up and it's now
getting too much for me."
"The man next door has a large erection in his back garden
which is unsightly and dangerous."
"Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would
like a third so please send someone around to do something
about it."
"I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would
you please do something about the noise made by the man on
top of me every night."
"Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife."
"I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times
but I still have no satisfaction."
"This is to let you know that our toilet seat is broken and
we can't get BBC2."
