Post by HURLOCK on May 21, 2007 10:51:18 GMT -1
The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?
How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house,
I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll gain weight; the poor little thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have
had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also
gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't
wear because I don't have good taste."
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after
you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out
of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?
How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house,
I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll gain weight; the poor little thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have
had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also
gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't
wear because I don't have good taste."
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after
you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out
of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
