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Post by HURLOCK on May 12, 2007 17:50:08 GMT -1
Had a crap day, doing some decorating and the electrician didn't turn up. This has fcuked me up a bit, so I did other things. The GF is at work, so come about 4 I went to the pub for a non alcoholic drink - watch the races and have a chat with the locals. She rings me to pick her up and I tell her I may have a pint, ' please don't do that, you'll have a few, come home eat and fall asleep' I concede this is probably what would have happened as 2 = 5 or 6  So I abstained, we ate had a chat etc., she's fallen asleep tired from her days work! I'll never understand women  |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on May 12, 2007 17:56:13 GMT -1
I'd love to explain mate, but I have no hope of helping you... Who would have thought 'Do what you want to do' meant 'Don't you dare do that' .... Still, who would have thought that could lead to a ban for a few weeks?
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 12, 2007 18:01:20 GMT -1
One rule for one eh  |
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Post by Arnold on May 12, 2007 18:05:16 GMT -1
I gave up on trying to work them out years ago Hurls ;D
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 12, 2007 18:11:56 GMT -1
Oh for crying out loud, there's nowt complicated to understand! If you don't get something, ask!
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Post by PureOldGold on May 12, 2007 18:13:23 GMT -1
Women are from Venus, its true.
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Post by Arnold on May 12, 2007 18:13:59 GMT -1
I just ask questions that I know will take ages to answer, smile and nod my head whilst thinking about football or golf or something and then say 'wow thats really interesting'.
Works a treat ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 12, 2007 18:15:53 GMT -1
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Post by Arnold on May 12, 2007 18:19:11 GMT -1
Women are from Venus  , have I been aiming for the wrong planet!?  A very difficult planet to analyse as well. What a surprise  ;D |
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 12, 2007 18:22:49 GMT -1
Rather hostile on certain days of the month too, guess I'll stick to going to Mars. |
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Post by spurrsgirl on May 12, 2007 18:36:29 GMT -1
We can't help it we are far more complex creatures than the simple male species |
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Post by spurrsgirl on May 12, 2007 18:37:11 GMT -1
Oh Hurls, I forgot, have a  for having such a crap day ;D |
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Post by Arnold on May 12, 2007 18:54:48 GMT -1
We can't help it we are far more complex creatures than the simple male species Too bloody complex if you ask me |
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 13, 2007 8:26:01 GMT -1
Women aren't that complex. Ask yourself what you, as a male, would say/do/reason out logically. Then go for the polar opposite. 90% of the time, you're set  Just take Ster's example - 'Do what you want to do' means 'Don't you dare do that'. |
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Post by HURLOCK on May 13, 2007 9:27:53 GMT -1
Well the way I see it, today I can have those pints! |
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for having such a crap day ;D
Just take Ster's example - 'Do what you want to do' means 'Don't you dare do that'.