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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 12:48:11 GMT -1
You do have short man syndrome sometimes though A2V. I'll probably regret this but ................... what is short man syndrome, and when do I have it?? It's when you start fights for no reason and can get into an argument even when you're in a room on your own. It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 12:49:29 GMT -1
It's when you start fights for no reason and can get into an argument even when you're in a room on your own. It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) that *so* isn't true!!!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 12:52:25 GMT -1
It's when you start fights for no reason and can get into an argument even when you're in a room on your own. It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) that *so* isn't true!!! It really is. All the short men I know are the most argumentative and violent.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 6, 2006 12:52:47 GMT -1
It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments! I had some bloke who was bigger than me come up and try to start a fight in the pub with me before... he was ignored til he pulled me out of my seat; then my cousin (who was bigger than him) jumped up and bellowed "FUCK OFF! ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) " After that, my two mates who were equally as big as my cousin stood up, and the look on that bloke's face was priceless ;D Fortunately, the landlord heard my cousin and separated it all before any fists were thrown - I rather like that pub, and would hate to be barred because of some drunken arse picking on the small guy ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Big guy started it, bigger guys ended it, and the little guy was innocent and smiling (albeit evilly) throughout ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 12:54:48 GMT -1
I'll probably regret this but ................... what is short man syndrome, and when do I have it?? It's when you start fights for no reason and can get into an argument even when you're in a room on your own. It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments! I thought that's what you'd say ............... entirely predictable really. You are way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 12:56:13 GMT -1
![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) that *so* isn't true!!! It really is. All the short men I know are the most argumentative and violent. What about Ronnie Corbett??
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 12:56:29 GMT -1
It really is. All the short men I know are the most argumentative and violent. Am I argumentative and violent?! ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) <shrugs> I was more violent when I was tall for my age (until about 13/14) than after! That was probably to do with being young and immature...
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 12:56:49 GMT -1
It's when you start fights for no reason and can get into an argument even when you're in a room on your own. It's always the short man that starts fights and arguments! I thought that's what you'd say ............... entirely predictable really. You are way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!! Well you are a little unpredicatble A2V.
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 12:57:29 GMT -1
It really is. All the short men I know are the most argumentative and violent. What about Ronnie Corbett?? I bet he's a right dirty fucker in a knife fight! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 12:58:14 GMT -1
I thought that's what you'd say ............... entirely predictable really. You are way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!! Ooooh! Sniffy!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 12:59:00 GMT -1
I thought that's what you'd say ............... entirely predictable really. You are way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!! Well you are a little unpredicatble A2V. Like I said 'way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!!'
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 13:00:59 GMT -1
Well you are a little unpredicatble A2V. Like I said 'way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!!' Hey ho indeed. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 13:01:23 GMT -1
There's a problem... if someone says you're argumentative, and then you say "no I'm not"... ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Feh.
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 13:02:12 GMT -1
I thought that's what you'd say ............... entirely predictable really. You are way wide of the mark though, and I had hoped you knew me better than that ........... but hey ho!! Ooooh! Sniffy!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I was obviously overestimating peoples ability to read between the lines .............. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) I shall attempt to be more linear, conformist and boring!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 13:03:29 GMT -1
There's a problem... if someone says you're argumentative, and then you say "no I'm not"... ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Feh. No there's a problem... if someone says you're argumentative, and then you glass them!!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 13:03:55 GMT -1
I was obviously overestimating peoples ability to read between the lines .............. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) I shall attempt to be more linear, conformist and boring!! Hey... I'll freely admit to only *thinking* I understand you!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I must say I'm sorry that we're all such a disappointment to you! ;D ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2006 13:04:28 GMT -1
Ooooh! Sniffy!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I was obviously overestimating peoples ability to read between the lines .............. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) I shall attempt to be more linear, conformist and boring!! That's all well and good but when the lines seem to change depending on whatever mood you're in that day, it's therefore hard to judge. But you can't deny that you do provoke.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 6, 2006 13:04:30 GMT -1
Ooooh! Sniffy!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I was obviously overestimating peoples ability to read between the lines .............. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) I shall attempt to be more linear, conformist and boring!! Some of us manage to read between the lines, at least ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) That's the trouble with online chat... you'll only get 10% of the communication you get in face-to-face conversation (70% body/facial language, 20% tone of voice, and 10% what you actually say)
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2006 13:05:07 GMT -1
No there's a problem... if someone says you're argumentative, and then you glass them!! No, 'cos that would be violent, rather than argumentative!!! Oh, okay... so I *am* argumentative!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by addicted2venos on Nov 6, 2006 13:07:03 GMT -1
I was obviously overestimating peoples ability to read between the lines .............. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) I shall attempt to be more linear, conformist and boring!! Some of us manage to read between the lines, at least ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) That's the trouble with online chat... you'll only get 10% of the communication you get in face-to-face conversation (70% body/facial language, 20% tone of voice, and 10% what you actually say) Ahhh the old Eddie Izzard thing of ........... '70% is how you look 20% is how you sound and only 10% is what you actually say!!' Which is why no one notices that Americans don't know the words to their own national anthem!!
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