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Post by weallloveleeds on May 3, 2007 15:10:34 GMT -1
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:10:42 GMT -1
Ninja do not vote. It's not that they don't care about civic responsibility, they just don't think that there is any real difference between political parties and would rather spend their time killing politicians than voting for them
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 3, 2007 15:10:53 GMT -1
We're all secretly ninjas.
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Post by jh1980 on May 3, 2007 15:11:12 GMT -1
There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing. I may have mentioned this before...
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:11:48 GMT -1
To control their numbers, Wisconsin Fish and Game recently introduced a Ninja hunting season. The bag limit during Ninja season is two Ninja (or headbands) per person, per day. But since then the hunter population has dropped from 82,373 to 0 without any known Ninja deaths.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:12:30 GMT -1
Ninjas can touch MC Hammer
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 3, 2007 15:12:40 GMT -1
Yo-yo's were originally deadly weapons in the Philippines.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:12:57 GMT -1
There is an average of 32 ninjas in every room.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 15:13:02 GMT -1
Bob Holness was the first James Bond
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 3, 2007 15:13:47 GMT -1
There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing. I may have mentioned this before... ...We are 12 million light years from the edge ,thats a guess, no-one can ever say it's true but... I like that song ...If the population of the Earth continued to increase at its present rate indefinitely, by 3530 A.D. the total mass of human flesh and blood would equal the mass of the Earth. By 6826 A.D. it would equal the mass of the known universe
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:14:12 GMT -1
Yo-yo's were originally deadly weapons in the Philippines. Ninja have sweet yo-yo skills.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 15:15:17 GMT -1
There are more people living now than in all of history put together
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 3, 2007 15:16:10 GMT -1
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. So this one in Hyde Park that I took last summer... The person died as a result of injuries! Nice!
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 3, 2007 15:16:57 GMT -1
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. So this one in Hyde Park that I took last summer... The person died as a result of injuries! Nice! Who is it? In the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a cigarette.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 15:18:01 GMT -1
Lawro is the 5th Beatle
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 15:18:22 GMT -1
There are more people living now than in all of history put together
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 15:20:20 GMT -1
EOIN owns the internet
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 3, 2007 15:21:40 GMT -1
A geep is a cross between a goat and a sheep.
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 3, 2007 15:21:44 GMT -1
On 15 April 1912 the SS Titanic sunk on her maiden voyage and over 1,500 people died. Fourteen years earlier a novel was published by Morgan Robertson which seemed to foretell the disaster. The book described a ship the same size as the Titanic which crashes into an iceberg on its maiden voyage on a misty April night. The name of Robertson's fictional ship was the Titan.
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Post by weallloveleeds on May 3, 2007 15:23:34 GMT -1
Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.
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