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Post by Dr LuKas on May 3, 2007 13:39:36 GMT -1
Lucas is so Funky he emits Funkion Rays which may be the key to solving the worlds dwindling Natural resources 'May Be'!!! Is is! That's what I'm here for. I keep telling you guys to get funky but one of you is not doing it and thats letting the whole world down. So get funky people!  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 13:42:53 GMT -1
David James has kept the most clean sheets in the Premiership.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 13:43:35 GMT -1
Sperm love the smell of lily of the valley!
<girl told me that the other week>
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 13:43:43 GMT -1
David James has kept the most clean sheets in the Premiership. Because he is the only footballer in the premiership who owns a washing machine |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 13:45:43 GMT -1
the sperm whale ejaculates over 1 tonne of sperm.
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Post by Billy on May 3, 2007 13:50:40 GMT -1
A piece of gold the size of a match box can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. Prove it. well I can't but that's what Jemma said so I guess it must be true huh  ;D  |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 13:51:44 GMT -1
Linford Christie once ran so fast he went back in time.
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 13:58:38 GMT -1
Berwick-upon-Tweed was officially at war with Russia for 110 years  |
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Post by thales on May 3, 2007 14:00:47 GMT -1
The town of Beverley, near Hull, was named after the number of beavers which once lived in the area
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Post by HURLOCK on May 3, 2007 14:26:44 GMT -1
Jemma takes it up the bum
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Post by HURLOCK on May 3, 2007 14:27:26 GMT -1
SG drinks from the hairy cup  |
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Post by Rulesaints on May 3, 2007 14:28:08 GMT -1
I have no control over my bowels...
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Post by spurrsgirl on May 3, 2007 14:29:08 GMT -1
SG drinks from the hairy cup ;D Hurls is a very naughty man indeed  |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 3, 2007 14:46:46 GMT -1
We fart, on average, 15 times a day over our life time.
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Post by ---------a on May 3, 2007 14:47:05 GMT -1
I have no control over my bowels... worried about southend already? |
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Post by Rulesaints on May 3, 2007 14:52:40 GMT -1
Yes, very...
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Post by ---------a on May 3, 2007 14:54:21 GMT -1
me too  |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 3, 2007 14:54:53 GMT -1
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Ouch..
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on May 3, 2007 14:56:15 GMT -1
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. Ouch.. Oh dear...  |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on May 3, 2007 14:57:26 GMT -1
Aye..
Lol: Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
;D 
