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Post by Alex on May 3, 2007 12:54:21 GMT -1
Masturbating doesn't actually make you blind.... as long as you're careful.....
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 12:58:33 GMT -1
Gordon Brown was in fact Jabba the hutt in all the Star Wars films he didn't mind being naked on Camera either
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 13:01:12 GMT -1
Bats can dodge raindrops one by one.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 13:01:59 GMT -1
Masturbating doesn't actually make you blind.... as long as you're careful..... Speaking from experience? ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on May 3, 2007 13:02:40 GMT -1
Murray Walker has a provisional licence
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:03:17 GMT -1
...oh go on then.... How does he smell...?
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:04:49 GMT -1
Leicester is actually the fifth dimension... but noone dares to go there to prove it
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Post by Dr LuKas on May 3, 2007 13:05:01 GMT -1
Hey I can't see the moods anymore!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 13:05:07 GMT -1
...oh go on then.... How does he smell...? Like a dog. 0.999r is not equal to one.
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:05:22 GMT -1
I've had Jemma... she said I was great
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:06:58 GMT -1
Bears actually do shit in the woods
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 13:07:40 GMT -1
...oh go on then.... How does he smell...? Terrible ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 13:08:17 GMT -1
Baked beans contain Uranium
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:09:13 GMT -1
It is more likely that the left hangs lower than the right...!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 13:09:35 GMT -1
An ant can live underwater for two weeks in a self contained underwater breathing apparatus.
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Post by addicted2venos on May 3, 2007 13:10:22 GMT -1
Hawaii is seperate from the rest of the USA, because it argued with Chuck Norris. Chuck enraged by Hawaii's insolence, gave it a spinning roundhouse kick, and by doing so fired it out into the pacific ocean!!
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:11:13 GMT -1
John Cleese officially has the longest legs on record... an astonishing 39 miles long
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:11:53 GMT -1
Sand in your shoes = walk on the beach
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Post by Billy on May 3, 2007 13:12:09 GMT -1
I've had Jemma... she said I was great
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Post by Stan on May 3, 2007 13:13:10 GMT -1
The hardest substance in the world is not diamond, it is actually single-mother-on-benefits-from-sunderland
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