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May 3, 2007 11:37:05 GMT -1
Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 11:37:05 GMT -1
What have a Cordless Drill and the Championship got in common??!! No Leeds!! Excuse my lateness, I have been away
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May 3, 2007 11:39:31 GMT -1
Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 11:39:31 GMT -1
Bitter husband says to wife. "on your tombstone i'll put cold as ever" Wife says "On yours i'll put stiff at last"
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May 3, 2007 11:43:35 GMT -1
Post by Ninja Squirrel on May 3, 2007 11:43:35 GMT -1
Bloke goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation the doctors says "when you feel yourself coming give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong the sex" Two days later the doctor sees this bloke again and asks how its all working the bloke replies "Not good, i did a 69er then felt myself start to cum, so I fired the gun. My wife shit on my face, bit my bellend off, and the milkman came out the wardrobe with his hands up"
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May 3, 2007 18:18:34 GMT -1
Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 3, 2007 18:18:34 GMT -1
What's the difference between Downing Street and the LUFC defence ?
Not everyone can walk through Downing Street
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May 3, 2007 18:24:40 GMT -1
Post by Lollipop on May 3, 2007 18:24:40 GMT -1
Lol GB. That joke is so old!
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May 3, 2007 18:26:18 GMT -1
Post by miz on May 3, 2007 18:26:18 GMT -1
hahahaha!
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gt
Non League Player (someone crap, like Boston)
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May 3, 2007 18:33:24 GMT -1
Post by gt on May 3, 2007 18:33:24 GMT -1
I'm not sure how old it is, but they did have to carbon date it to find out Lol GB. That joke is so old!
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May 3, 2007 19:42:34 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on May 3, 2007 19:42:34 GMT -1
I'm not sure how old it is, but they did have to carbon date it to find out Lol GB. That joke is so old! Well you got the brunette to laugh......... the blonde on the other hand "didn't get it".... ;D
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May 4, 2007 16:06:08 GMT -1
Post by weallloveleeds on May 4, 2007 16:06:08 GMT -1
What have Leeds and an arsonist got in common? ...They're both going down for 20 years!
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May 5, 2007 17:59:30 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on May 5, 2007 17:59:30 GMT -1
UEFA today announced a 3rd/4th place play-off for this years Champions League. they are going to call it the "FA Cup Final"
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