PMSL how is this news

[shinny]

Hugh Grant makes a cock of himself again

[jh1980]

I was surprised he gave the guy a kicking!

Hurling food at him was more in character, I thought...!

[Mrs H]

At least he wasn't penetrating a prostitute this time.

[Neko Bazu]

Good for him, I say!

Looks a bit of a chav in this pic though

[Rulesaints]

"Whittaker claims the actor kicked him and made some upsetting remarks about his family"

LOL Is he 5?

[jh1980]

neko said:

Good for him, I say!

Looks a bit of a chav in this pic though

He's keeping his head over the ball though! ;D

_{Maybe Luton should sign him...!}

[Giar]

wanker reporter should sit outside his house all day and night, fair play hugh. but do it properly next time and kill the bloke and dispose of the body.......saves the little turd taking legal action against you. who's gonna mis a pap anyways

[jh1980]

giar said:

wanker reporter should sit outside his house all day and night, fair play hugh. but do it properly next time and kill the bloke and dispose of the body.......saves the little turd taking legal action against you. who's gonna mis a pap anyways

LOL yeah that's right Stu! Incite murder!

"I 'ad that Diana in the back of my cab once, fuckin' Paps killed her didn't they? Aye, she was a beautiful woman! Grateful too! Did her right there on the back seat, dirty bitch! God bless 'er!" ;D

[Giar]

i am temted to carry on with that mate, but i fear im in bad enough danger of going to hell as it is so ide rather not add another bad mark to my name


but paps are pure scum, noby would miss him or care............lets face it he is nothing but a stalker, just gets paid to do it instead of taken to court

[jh1980]

I thought my taxi man impression was quite good! doesn't that God fella have a sense of humour?!

Diana wouldn't be in heaven anyway mate, she and Charlie both broke the 10 Commandments!

Paps are pretty dodgy types yeah but it's a good living isn't it? Bit like dealing in drugs, or arms!

[Neko Bazu]

giar said:

i am temted to carry on with that mate, but i fear im in bad enough danger of going to hell as it is so ide rather not add another bad mark to my name

I dunno; if you're going down, you may as well do it in style ;D

[Giar]

i have other ways of heading there in style neko dont you worry, i just dont like having to wait about standing in ques and the likes so when i do go i want my admission to my pit of doom to go as swiftly and smoothly as pos