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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:03:45 GMT -1
“Under shock new guidelines non smokers are being offered out of office help to amongst other things - help them down from their over-sized equine transport and remove potato extracts from their shoulders. Special seminars offering advice on delivering foaming at the mouth rants and how to successfully fail to grasp and utilise facts will be delivered by motivational expert Sam Timonious B’Stard (‘Brilliant!’ – The Daily Mail’). Hardened smoker Ash Traise said yesterday ‘It’s disgusting that these mealy mouthed weasels can get help and money to mend their meddling ways! Not on my time I tells ya!’”  |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 25, 2007 14:06:41 GMT -1
i question your source....
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Post by gt on Apr 25, 2007 14:08:29 GMT -1
It's tomato i question your source.... |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 25, 2007 14:08:53 GMT -1
i question your source.... Nowt wrong with Heinz mate |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:09:07 GMT -1
i question your source.... I'm afraid I cannot reveal my sources Morts...  However, I did not write it personally... |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 25, 2007 14:09:38 GMT -1
It's tomato i question your source.... I THOUGHT SO!!!... .... the misleading fiend! |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 25, 2007 14:11:10 GMT -1
i question your source.... I'm afraid I cannot reveal my sources Morts... However, I did not write it personally... course not..... there are no words that you need a pool of flem in the back of your throat to pronounce in it ;D  |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:12:41 GMT -1
I THOUGHT SO!!!... .... the misleading fiend! Lies, it's all lies! You're no fiend of mine! (a thousand apologies...!) |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 25, 2007 14:15:13 GMT -1
I THOUGHT SO!!!... .... the misleading fiend! Lies, it's all lies! You're no fiend of mine! (a thousand apologies...!)course not..... i'm a wild fiend, roaming the hills and dales of England, as nature intended... |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:15:33 GMT -1
However, I did not write it personally... course not..... there are no words that you need a pool of flem in the back of your throat to pronounce in it ;D LOL you wanker!   ;D It's "phlegm" by the way... |
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Post by mortontheblade on Apr 25, 2007 14:19:38 GMT -1
course not..... there are no words that you need a pool of flem in the back of your throat to pronounce in it ;D LOL you wanker! ;D It's "phlegm" by the way... said, spat whatever |
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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
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