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Post by gt on Apr 25, 2007 13:32:54 GMT -1
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Post by gt on Apr 25, 2007 13:33:30 GMT -1
Even if you can, don't watch the link at work, save it til you get home folks
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 25, 2007 13:35:42 GMT -1
I'm with Ninj, and frankly anyone who comes on here hasn't a leg to stand on regarding timewasting at work!!! I'm not saying I agree with employers paying to "help" us, but I'm more than a little sick of the endless politically-correct attacks on smokers. It's no-one's business but our own! No offence though sweet cheeks... You're right Jules if you want to kill yourself off you pop.
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 25, 2007 13:38:15 GMT -1
What if they were into "snuff" movies?! What if they had an Napoleon fetish ........... and insisted on dressing like him. Maybe he'd have a small cannon on his desk that he'd fire occasionally ......... what if he started orgaising the office juniors into military columns ............. he may even refer to everyone as Bertrand ............ agggggggghhh the horror. This point was pointless as was the one you made before it!! More seriously though I am aware that under health and safety rules you theoretically have to take a ten minute break every two hours if you use a computer. Now as far as I'm concerned whether you spend that time having a smoke outside or making a cup of camomile tea makes no difference whatever. It is only a theory and as we all know lip service is paid to the 'ten minute break' thing, but no one ever mentions it unless they're trying to weedle time for a smoke break!! ;D As far as I'm aware camomile tea doesn't change your insides to cancerous cinders, or make you smell really bad. There's no such thing as a 'Camomile Tea related illness', although if you drink too much your wee smells funny ............ but that may be no bad thing as your piss wouldn't smell like piss anymore. Unless you think that minute amounts of fag smoke could accidentally be swept up by the wind, in through the window of the office block way above, somehow get into the air-conditioning and poison every last miserable worker perhaps... It's the dodge the smokers game you have to play when trying to get into work I don't like, well that and the cigarette butts scattered everywhere ................ and the fact the smokers smell really badly ............. although I may have mentioned that before!!
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 13:38:43 GMT -1
You're right Jules if you want to kill yourself off you pop. Indeed, and thanks for that! As a smoking friend of mine once said to a non-smoking friend who made a similar comment... "Tim, if you think that the prospect of my impending death fills me with a glow of satisfaction, then you obviously don't fucking know me very well?!" Suitably wound, he lit his fag...
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 25, 2007 13:39:43 GMT -1
You're right Jules if you want to kill yourself off you pop. Indeed, and thanks for that! As a smoking friend of mine once said to a non-smoking friend who made a similar comment... "Tim, if you think that the prospect of my impending death fills me with a glow of satisfaction, then you obviously don't fucking know me very well?!" Suitably wound, he lit his fag... Does that make smoking suicide because it's a conscious decision to kill yourself?
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 25, 2007 13:40:27 GMT -1
I watched this the other day and it's still really funny!!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 25, 2007 13:42:16 GMT -1
What if they were into "snuff" movies?! What if they had an Napoleon fetish ........... and insisted on dressing like him. Maybe he'd have a small cannon on his desk that he'd fire occasionally ......... what if he started orgaising the office juniors into military columns ............. he may even refer to everyone as Bertrand ............ agggggggghhh the horror. This point was pointless as was the one you made before it!! Aye probably wouldn't get a job if that strange, but hey look at me. It is only a theory and as we all know lip service is paid to the 'ten minute break' thing, but no one ever mentions it unless they're trying to weedle time for a smoke break!! ;D As far as I'm aware camomile tea doesn't change your insides to cancerous cinders, or make you smell really bad. There's no such thing as a 'Camomile Tea related illness', although if you drink too much your wee smells funny ............ but that may be no bad thing as your piss wouldn't smell like piss anymore. Good if you're into water sports.
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Post by gt on Apr 25, 2007 13:42:39 GMT -1
I love the bloke behind the tree at the end, that just tops it off! I watched this the other day and it's still really funny!!
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 13:44:50 GMT -1
What if they had an Napoleon fetish ........... and insisted on dressing like him. Maybe he'd have a small cannon on his desk that he'd fire occasionally ......... what if he started orgaising the office juniors into military columns ............. he may even refer to everyone as Bertrand ............ agggggggghhh the horror. This point was pointless as was the one you made before it!! No... you said no-one got hurt... snuff movies involving people actually getting killed don't they? So anyone watching them at work would be hurting others... sort of...! PS: It wasn't meant to be taken seriously... Quite important... save your eyesight so that the macular degeneration can get you later! I don't give a fuck... *buries head in sand* Camomile Tea is loathsome cat urine and should be banned! Then send them round the back! Maybe some bike sheds?! You'd not notice the smell if you smoked! Join us! Join us!
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 25, 2007 13:46:53 GMT -1
I love the bloke behind the tree at the end, that just tops it off! I watched this the other day and it's still really funny!! It's when the guy who deosn't wank, picks his reports up and they're all stuck together ............ gets me every time!! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 25, 2007 13:48:14 GMT -1
What if they had an Napoleon fetish ........... and insisted on dressing like him. Maybe he'd have a small cannon on his desk that he'd fire occasionally ......... what if he started orgaising the office juniors into military columns ............. he may even refer to everyone as Bertrand ............ agggggggghhh the horror. This point was pointless as was the one you made before it!! No... you said no-one got hurt... snuff movies involving people actually getting killed don't they? So anyone watching them at work would be hurting others... sort of...! PS: It wasn't meant to be taken seriously... Quite important... save your eyesight so that the macular degeneration can get you later! I don't give a fuck... *buries head in sand* Camomile Tea is loathsome cat urine and should be banned! Then send them round the back! Maybe some bike sheds?! You'd not notice the smell if you smoked! Join us! Join us! Why don't you join us Jules?
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:05:02 GMT -1
Why don't you join us Jules? Assuming you mean - "Why don't I stop smoking?" Ask yourself why I've been craving a fag throughout the discussion of this thread...
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 25, 2007 14:18:53 GMT -1
Good if you're into water sports. A strange point well made!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:35:00 GMT -1
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Post by addicted2venos on Apr 25, 2007 14:47:41 GMT -1
Camomile Tea is loathsome cat urine and should be banned! It is vile, as are green tea and all fruit teas ...... Then send them round the back! Maybe some bike sheds?! You'd not notice the smell if you smoked! Join us! Join us! My smoking days are long gone, and in return for giving up I got extra cash in my pocket, extra lung capacity, my sense of taste and smell back and I didn't smell of stale tobacco all the time!! Even now I still know if I smoked one, then I'd smoke a pack of the addictive little buggers. Anyhow smokers aren't a deserving oppressed minority, you have a choice .............. to be a social leper or not to be a social leper, that is the question!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 14:52:17 GMT -1
My smoking days are long gone, and in return for giving up I got extra cash in my pocket, extra lung capacity, my sense of taste and smell back and I didn't smell of stale tobacco all the time!! Even now I still know if I smoked one, then I'd smoke a pack of the addictive little buggers. Anyhow smokers aren't a deserving oppressed minority, you have a choice .............. to be a social leper or not to be a social leper, that is the question!! ;D Ah, the zeal of the convert! You lot are the worst! Mmmm, lovely flavoursome smoke down my throat! ;D I'm not a social leper - many of my friends smoke...
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 25, 2007 14:55:42 GMT -1
My smoking days are long gone, and in return for giving up I got extra cash in my pocket, extra lung capacity, my sense of taste and smell back and I didn't smell of stale tobacco all the time!! Even now I still know if I smoked one, then I'd smoke a pack of the addictive little buggers. Anyhow smokers aren't a deserving oppressed minority, you have a choice .............. to be a social leper or not to be a social leper, that is the question!! ;D Ah, the zeal of the convert! You lot are the worst! Mmmm, lovely flavoursome smoke down my throat! ;D I'm not a social leper - many of my friends smoke... Ah so you live in a social leper colony?
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 25, 2007 15:01:03 GMT -1
Ah so you live in a social leper colony? It's at times like this that I wish I could swear fluently in (for example) Spanish! No I do not you cheeky mare! However I know a lot of people who smoke... and yes we are all going to die young and leave beautiful corpses!!! ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 25, 2007 15:01:40 GMT -1
Ah so you live in a social leper colony? It's at times like this that I wish I could swear fluently in (for example) Spanish! No I do not you cheeky mare! However I know a lot of people who smoke... and yes we are all going to die young and leave beautiful corpses!!! ;D I'm going to live forever
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