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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:44:45 GMT -1
Not Simpsons but Futurama Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 24, 2007 9:48:35 GMT -1
Alien: Don't be afraid. Homer: Yahhh! Willie: It's an alien KILL IT, KILL IT. Lisa: No it's not an alien it's Mr Burns. Willie: Aww it's Mr Burns.... KILL IT, KILL IT!!!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 24, 2007 9:48:52 GMT -1
Grounds Keeper Willy: Grease Me up Woman!
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:49:07 GMT -1
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 24, 2007 9:49:13 GMT -1
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear? Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 24, 2007 9:50:52 GMT -1
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:51:34 GMT -1
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Now that my son is genius! ;D
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:53:30 GMT -1
Barney: Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 24, 2007 9:53:59 GMT -1
;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 9:57:52 GMT -1
Alien: Don't be afraid. Homer: Yahhh! Willie: It's an alien KILL IT, KILL IT. Lisa: No it's not an alien it's Mr Burns. Willie: Aww it's Mr Burns.... KILL IT, KILL IT!!! ;D
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:58:44 GMT -1
Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people. Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 24, 2007 9:59:57 GMT -1
Homer: Boooo Get a hair cut!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 10:00:07 GMT -1
Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual. Audience: Booooo!!! Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 10:03:09 GMT -1
Homer: "Please don't send me to prison. They pee in a cup and then throw it on you, I saw it in a movie."
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 10:05:24 GMT -1
Kent Brockman: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 24, 2007 10:05:45 GMT -1
Sea Captain: Yar, I'm not attractive.
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 10:06:47 GMT -1
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 24, 2007 10:08:14 GMT -1
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 10:09:52 GMT -1
Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 10:14:42 GMT -1
Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.
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