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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:07:10 GMT -1
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!  |
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:08:48 GMT -1
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?  |
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Post by Teesside White on Apr 24, 2007 9:09:22 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:09:36 GMT -1
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. 
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:10:17 GMT -1
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!  |
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:11:48 GMT -1
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!  |
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Post by Teesside White on Apr 24, 2007 9:13:18 GMT -1
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 9:17:18 GMT -1
Also: Evelyn: Attendant, I'd like some gas. Apu: Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay. Evelyn: But you were just talking to... Apu: Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay. |
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:22:58 GMT -1
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too... 
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:24:57 GMT -1
Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles:   |
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:25:51 GMT -1
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too... PMSL |
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:27:52 GMT -1
Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?  |
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:30:41 GMT -1
Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. 
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:30:56 GMT -1
Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?  |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Apr 24, 2007 9:32:16 GMT -1
Alien: Don't be afraid. Homer: Yahhh!  |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Apr 24, 2007 9:32:53 GMT -1
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. 
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:36:42 GMT -1
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.  |
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2007 9:38:03 GMT -1
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. LMAO ;D Also see Lee Bowyer |
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Post by thales on Apr 24, 2007 9:39:16 GMT -1
Apu: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!  |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 24, 2007 9:41:27 GMT -1
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Forever without exception. x
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.