Post by thales on Jan 17, 2007 13:52:51 GMT -1
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...?
Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter," I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...?
Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter," I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
;D 
