Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 15:04:17 GMT -1
After being cajoled relentlessly for minutes by my brother Roaster, I have finally opened my account on here. I look forward to enlightening and irritating you all in equal measure over the coming millennium.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 14, 2006 15:09:18 GMT -1
OK well welcome to the board. Go on to the welcome page and vote for leeds where it asks you who you support.
Shame about the blunts winning again, makes the lads have little to play for tomorrow.
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Post by JJ on Apr 14, 2006 15:13:42 GMT -1
GFJ!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Apr 14, 2006 15:15:41 GMT -1
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 15:17:48 GMT -1
Hello JJ! This technology stuff is great. A PC that actually bloody works! Get my wallet back tomorrow! Empty of course! How's tricks? |
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Post by JJ on Apr 14, 2006 15:20:16 GMT -1
Things are good! So what you done with your old PC? Given it to the museum??!
Bet Debs was pleased with you last night!!!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 15:23:03 GMT -1
Things are good! So what you done with your old PC? Given it to the museum??! Bet Debs was pleased with you last night!!! To say she went through the roof would be an understatement! My excuse that I was pissed out of my face and couldn't remember my name let alone my wallet did me no favours whatsoever. She even phoned my dad to tell him at 0040 this morning. Daft munter! She's ok with me now though. I think. Possibly.  |
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Post by JJ on Apr 14, 2006 15:25:15 GMT -1
LMAO!! You young uns who can't hold their drink  Things are good! So what you done with your old PC? Given it to the museum??! Bet Debs was pleased with you last night!!! To say she went through the roof would be an understatement! My excuse that I was pissed out of my face and couldn't remember my name let alone my wallet did me no favours whatsoever. She even phoned my dad to tell him at 0040 this morning. Daft munter! She's ok with me now though. I think. Possibly. |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 15:27:36 GMT -1
LMAO!! You young uns who can't hold their drink You may have a point there. Still drinking ketchup and vodka? |
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Post by JJ on Apr 14, 2006 15:31:15 GMT -1
Fuck off Off for some food now. Catch you soon |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 15:33:35 GMT -1
Fuck off Off for some food now. Catch you soon LMFAFO!!!!! ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 16:05:20 GMT -1
Eh up Bro! See you sorted the signature thingy out then. Have an exalt to set you back to zero.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 16:09:43 GMT -1
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 16:10:36 GMT -1
Eh up Bro! See you sorted the signature thingy out then. Have an exalt to set you back to zero. Many thanks for that. Suspect strongly that I'll spend a lot of time paying back a Karma overdraft on here...... It's a good site. do I need to doff my cap in your presence given your prolific posting habit? Or buy you a pint in the week? gotta bath the youngster. Catch you later.  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 16:46:51 GMT -1
I'm having a soak myself now. A large malt and a book - watch some shit on TV then on here for the night shift!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 17:09:13 GMT -1
I'm having a soak myself now. A large malt and a book - watch some shit on TV then on here for the night shift! I couldn't even entertain the thought of alcohol after last night. Don't think I'll be drinking in a hurry....until about 10 o'clock tonight when my Ruby arrives. did have a bottle of Jamesons waiting patiently for me. However, Deb smited me in the most appalling way last night by pouring it down the sink as she chastised me severely for falling asleep on the train and waking up in Crewe of all places. I made a gallant effort to catch it with my mouth before if hit the plughole. And failed. She is at least talking to me now although it is through gritted teeth! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 19:50:49 GMT -1
She kept them in then ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 19:58:42 GMT -1
Yes - surprised me considering how hard I lamped her! (joke) (bad taste) |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 14, 2006 20:21:58 GMT -1
Yes - surprised me considering how hard I lamped her! (joke) (bad taste) The only way you'll offend on this site is with nudity in Pics (unless Sterland or Stan are modding), racist comments (colour - so religion etc. are deemed OK) and personal attacks on other posters! |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 14, 2006 20:30:30 GMT -1
Yes - surprised me considering how hard I lamped her! (joke) (bad taste) The only way you'll offend on this site is with nudity in Pics (unless Sterland or Stan are modding), racist comments (colour - so religion etc. are deemed OK) and personal attacks on other posters! Perhaps you'd better check my caption competition entry - the one where the Handball Goalie is about to get one in the nads...... |
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