And the Clearout Begins

[Mrs H]

6 players released:

Frank Simek (sad to see him go he could have done a job in lg1)

Sean McAlister (same as Simek but Irvine obviously doesn't like him)

Etienne Esajas (Or A Level Science as Gupta calls him. No great loss to the club)

Michael Gray (Could have done with another season at Hillsborough. Works his socks off when he plays which is more than can be said for the rest of the team).

Leon Clarke (Gres said if he won the lottery he would buy Leon as a present for Gupta. Now's your chance Gres. We'll take £50)

Franny Jeffers (Finally someone has realised that pay him £9000 a week is the equivalent of money laundering)

So there we go. I'm sure some Preston players will be coming our way over the summer. I would mind Fatty Parkin. I reckon he could bang a few in at lg1 level.

[El Morto La Hoja!]

Fatty Parkin is a Good Championship player, so you'd be lucky.....

Maybe you'll get Mellor - he's Fat and a Pig!

[Mrs H]

Depends whether Fergie jr wants to keep him and whether he wants to play for Irvine again. It probably will be Mellor after all his dad is a Wednesday leg-end.

[Mrs H]

And now bye bye chairman. Rats and sinking ship springs to mind.

[Mrs H]

Chris Sedgewick from Preston is apparently our first signing. Lifelong Wednesday fan and no pace. So lots of effort for no end product. He should fit right in.

[El Morto La Hoja!]

thank god, i heard we were linked with him! pheeew!