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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 12:20:13 GMT -1
*devil on Jules shoulder* Do it ;D ;D It's how to say it with humour that's eluding me... ...remember that episode of Family Guy where Stewie says "So, is there any tread left on the tyres at this point? Or would it be like bowling a hotdog down a hallway?!" ...or the one where Stewie tells Brian "Look Brian as your friend I should tell you that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I wrecked that thing on the way out and just to be a jerk I carved "Brooks was here" on the wall! Course with Chris going before me I pretty much walked out of there . Didn't have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled." Reminds me of somebody too who is that?
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 12:28:22 GMT -1
Morton! Everyone else managed to summon the tact not to ask!!! ;D I thought this board was painfully well-acquainted with my sexual history anyway! Incidentally my mate Duncan once slipped "up to the elbow" in a woman Mind he is from Newcastle... ;D
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 12:41:16 GMT -1
Morton! Everyone else managed to summon the tact not to ask!!! ;D I thought this board was painfully well-acquainted with my sexual history anyway! Incidentally my mate Duncan once slipped "up to the elbow" in a woman Mind he is from Newcastle... ;D hmmm, interesting... i've long arms as such, such a feat should be fatal
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2010 12:42:52 GMT -1
It's not possible to slip up to the elbow.
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 12:43:27 GMT -1
hmmm, interesting... i've long arms as such, such a feat should be fatal let's just say it's probably best not to bear twins! *falls about* I really do hope Duncan was exaggerating, as I thought much the same. Mind the girl in question had a very long, not terrifically attractive torso, so maybe he did avoid internal damage...
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 12:45:30 GMT -1
It's not possible to slip up to the elbow. You sound unamused, apologies if I have offended your womanly sensibilities The wizards' sleeve does exist however unfortunately.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 12:46:26 GMT -1
It's not possible to slip up to the elbow. my elbow to fingertips is as far as my groin to heart..... so i agree. Your mate is a liar, Jules!
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 12:47:24 GMT -1
hmmm, interesting... i've long arms as such, such a feat should be fatal let's just say it's probably best not to bear twins! *falls about* I really do hope Duncan was exaggerating, as I thought much the same. Mind the girl in question had a very long, not terrifically attractive torso, so maybe he did avoid internal damage... oh! i know
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 12:51:35 GMT -1
It's not possible to slip up to the elbow. my elbow to fingertips is as far as my groin to heart..... so i agree. Your mate is a liar, Jules! Maybe his fist was clenched! *I'm starting to feel ill thinking about this, bearing in mind that I do know the girl involved.*
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 12:53:32 GMT -1
my elbow to fingertips is as far as my groin to heart..... so i agree. Your mate is a liar, Jules! Maybe his fist was clenched! *I'm starting to feel ill thinking about this, bearing in mind that I do know the girl involved.* did he pull at her heart strings...
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 13:01:20 GMT -1
did he pull at her heart strings... DUDE! I think the women of the board will be rightly disgusted by this conversation, but I feel a strange mix of shame and "not giving a toss" - most unusual for me
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 13:04:57 GMT -1
did he pull at her heart strings... DUDE! I think the women of the board will be rightly disgusted by this conversation, but I feel a strange mix of shame and "not giving a toss" - most unusual for me .... yeah, cos there are so many sensitive women on this board
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 13:12:54 GMT -1
.... yeah, cos there are so many sensitive women on this board I dunno Mort... I just thought I detected a note of irritation. Anyhoo, to go full circle as it were - No Pussyfooting!!! ;D
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2010 13:28:27 GMT -1
No it's always out and about. Morts are you a hermit? So's ya face! No it's always out and about. Morts are you a hermit?
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Jun 4, 2010 13:30:26 GMT -1
No it's always out and about. Morts are you a hermit? So's ya face!
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2010 13:32:57 GMT -1
No it's always out and about. Morts are you a hermit? So's ya face! No it's always out and about. Morts are you a hermit?
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2010 13:51:52 GMT -1
No irritation from this female it's just a bloke getting up to his elbow on a woman would mean he'd be touching her liver, having ruptured her womb and other bits. I'm not a doctor but I'm sure that would cause severe interna; bleeding.
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Post by Jules-Hovah on Jun 4, 2010 13:59:07 GMT -1
No irritation from this female it's just a bloke getting up to his elbow on a woman would mean he'd be touching her liver, having ruptured her womb and other bits. I'm not a doctor but I'm sure that would cause severe interna; bleeding. I'm not a doctor either! However, I am surprised that some of these stunt cocks you see in movies don't do significant damage. I can't believe some of them are real!!!
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Post by C@V on Jun 4, 2010 14:02:14 GMT -1
No irritation from this female it's just a bloke getting up to his elbow on a woman would mean he'd be touching her liver, having ruptured her womb and other bits. I'm not a doctor but I'm sure that would cause severe interna; bleeding. I'm not a doctor either! However, I am surprised that some of these stunt cocks you see in movies don't do significant damage. I can't believe some of them are real!!! I can vouch that large cocks do exist! ;D (Here come the "CAV you are a large cock" comments)
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 4, 2010 14:07:35 GMT -1
I'm not a doctor either! However, I am surprised that some of these stunt cocks you see in movies don't do significant damage. I can't believe some of them are real!!! I can vouch that large cocks do exist! ;D (Here come the "CAV you are a large cock" comments) I've seen your penis...it's HUGE ;D *did I do good?*
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