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Post by Lollipop on Nov 21, 2008 17:04:08 GMT -1
 The new 'Carol' is Rachel Riley - a 22 year old Oxford University educated maths 'genius'. |
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Post by Natty on Nov 21, 2008 17:11:33 GMT -1
dont watch it nomore, but jeff is a laugh wen hes on ssn soccer saturday,.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Nov 21, 2008 17:18:00 GMT -1
Haha, that's classic!  |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 21, 2008 17:31:42 GMT -1
She's 22?  I'd have guessed 30's... She's no Carol Vorderman, anyway  |
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Post by Lollipop on Nov 21, 2008 17:34:00 GMT -1
She's 22? I'd have guessed 30's... She's no Carol Vorderman, anyway Yeah, that's what I was thinking! I'm the same age and she looks older than me. Although saying that, she was on the local news and she looked younger on the TV. Pretty good graduate job! |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Nov 22, 2008 0:48:02 GMT -1
wanker!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 22, 2008 11:57:43 GMT -1
One-liners used on Soccer Saturday
Stelling often delivers one-liners if a player with a certain name appears on the vidiprinter. Examples include the following:
"He's a PLASTERER by trade..."
When Gareth Jelleyman was sent off for Mansfield Town in the 2005-2006 season Stelling replied "it looks as if Jellyman has thrown a wobbly". On the 4th October 2008, Jelleyman was sent off again, and Jeff Stelling used the same line to refer to the first time.
Whenever Adam Stansfield scores, he says 'Lisa will be pleased'.
Similarly, he says 'Sally will be pleased' whenever current Arbroath player Kevin Webster scores.
Also whenever Kevin Nolan scores for Bolton Wanderers, Jeff usually says, "his sisters will be pleased".
Stelling almost always refers to former Gretna striker Kenny Deuchar as 'The Good Doctor', whenever he scores. Deuchar is a qualified doctor.
When Guylain Ndumbu-Nsungu scored for Sheffield Wednesday, Jeff quipped "Local boy makes good"
"There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that"!
Once when Michael Kightly scored for Wolverhampton Wanderers Jeff said "Kightly onto a flyer"
Once when Craig Alcock almost scored for Yeovil Town, Jeff laughed "Craig can't seem to put it away!"
Whenever a player called Stephenson scores, Jeff says "I bet that was a rocket".
When Daniel Agger scored a spectacular goal against West Ham United at Anfield during the 2006–07 season, Jeff remarked "Just how did Agger-do that?"
When James Brown scored for Hartlepool, Jeff sang "I feel good". On 9 August 2008, when he scored, Jeff Stelling appeared dancing on screen with a singing James Brown figure that sang I feel good. He states this will occur every time James Brown scores this season.
He often refers to Brighton & Hove Albion as two different teams.
Similarly, he refers to Dagenham & Redbridge as separate teams.
When Robbie Williams scored, Stelling said he had "No Regrets" about the goal.
When a passage of play in a Wigan Athletic match involved the player Fitz Hall Jeff comically referred to him as "good old one-size". This was in reference to the commonly used phrase "one size fits-all".
When Bristol Rovers striker Andy Williams scores, Jeff points out it was a free transfer, and that the transfer was "too good to be true" in a reference to a line from singer Andy Williams' song Can't Take My Eyes Off You. This despite the fact that Williams was actually signed from Hereford United for a six figure fee.
One of Stelling's famous catchphrases on his Sky Sports show occurred whenever the Welsh team "Total Network Solutions" (now The New Saints F.C.) won a game, upon which he invariably commented, "They'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight". Stelling has now updated the catchphrase to "dancing in the streets of The New Saints" as the team has changed its name.
When Brian Wilson of Bristol City scored in 2007, Stelling commented that Wilson had just moved from Cheltenham and that "He Gets Around". While commenting on the score later in the game Stelling asked "Wouldn't It Be Nice" if Wilson got another, before going on to say that if the opposition equalised then Wilson would have to "Do It Again".
When referee Andre Marriner made a bad decision, Stelling stated that "the referee is all at sea in that game".
Whenever Darren Mansaram scores, Jeff says "Wham-Bam-Mansaram"
When Dean Drough scored for Cowdenbeath, he made the comment 'He must be the cousin of dandruff.'
When Matt Le Tissier made a comment about a shot been "high, wide and not very handsome. Jeff replied; "A bit like you then Matt".
Additionally:
He has a habit, particularly towards the very end of the season, to over-use the phrase 'To all intents and purposes', to describe a club who is very nearly promoted, relegated, or in a play-off position, but not quite there.
Jeff famously swore live on the show when he heard Hartlepool were losing.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 22, 2008 14:17:56 GMT -1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 22, 2008 21:19:55 GMT -1
Love you Jeff.  |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 22, 2008 21:24:01 GMT -1
He is the only reason i watch SSN on a saturday.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 22, 2008 21:54:00 GMT -1
She's still no Carol Vorderman |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 22, 2008 21:54:50 GMT -1
No,Carol Vor-Der-Man is still worth a good vowel and 3 consonents.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Nov 23, 2008 1:51:08 GMT -1
a quote from today: "has his recent form surprised you? he's not know as a scorer...." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Kuyt that was about dirk kuyt. Who when at Feyenoord was Europe's most lethal striker, with 71 goals in 101 matches....  |
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Post by gt on Nov 24, 2008 12:57:08 GMT -1
He was swearing on Saturday when Leeds scored  |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Dec 3, 2008 11:42:18 GMT -1
he's still a muppet...
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Post by HGO on Dec 3, 2008 12:00:04 GMT -1
Jeff is a legend |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 4, 2008 14:44:16 GMT -1
Legend!
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Dec 16, 2008 12:52:06 GMT -1
he's a relative of kermit....!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Dec 16, 2008 17:31:45 GMT -1
She's still no Carol Vorderman |
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I'd have guessed 30's...
Forever without exception. x
