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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Nov 5, 2008 14:31:27 GMT -1
infairness the whole sub-prime lending thing, thats fucked up the economy was clinton's fault....... bush just fucked up the war(s) on terror
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 5, 2008 18:36:59 GMT -1
News just in from America; Despite the recession, sales in sheets and scissors have jumped up by 75 percent today.
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Nov 6, 2008 0:38:45 GMT -1
NEWSFLASH! Due to a alleged rise in tourrettes and speech difficulties over the past 48 hours, the BBC has been forced to alter its coverage of the recent US elections, which has been blamed for the spate of unwanted utterances. Tourrettes sufferer, John from London explains the problem: "I had stayed up all night to watch the BBC coverage of the US election and also watched the BBC coverage of events before i went to work in morning. I didn't see the harm. But as i walked to work i started random shouting. It was very shocking, i'd never experienced anything similar before. "OBAMA!" i shout and occasionally "FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!" in a hurried tone. At first people smiled, but it kept happening, again and again i had no control"However John was not the only the sufferer. There have been reports of other BBC viewers finding themselves unable to say anything but "FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!" and "OBAMA". A condition as of yet 150,000 people are yet to throw off.... .... the BBC is yet to comment on these allegations, however they have now limited their usage of the phrase "FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT" to only once every 3 hours, as opposed to the figure between 1am to 2pm on Wednesday which hit the 547 times a minute mark.
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