quiz I wrote just now, enjoy

[nordonwooler2]

the neighbourly 'relations quiz'

1. Do you constantly bang on about the weather?

2. Do you enjoy telling stories about a coconut jetski you never made, but wish you had?

3. are you a Simpsons nut?

4. Are you a fan of the Spanish language, and singing it loudly in the shower?

5. What would you secretly like to do to morton?

6. What would you secretly like to do to me?

7. is redblue a bird, a Norwegian or a small penguin?

8. Artist birdie or not artist birdie?

9. Why does Pingu make that annoying noise?

10. Do you see elves?

11. Why has that UFO just landed on my roof?

12. Why are the elves attacking the UFO?

13. Why is the UFO now burning and the elves dancing around chanting?

14. Are you scared of the elves?

15. Can you name every type of tree in your area?

16. Where do you walk the dog/cat/horse/guinea pig?

17. what is your fave type of beer?

18. Are you sexually attracted to beer?

19. Is there a large spider dwelling in your house?

20. What animals do you own?

21. Is this quiz half-way through?

22. Who's Dewey?

23. Why do librarians always wear glasses when surely to read constantly you must have strong eyes?

24. How old is your house?

25. Is this quiz halfway through yet?

26. Can you cough snot out of your nose?

27. Do you like driving radio-controlled monster-trucks?

28. Why am I doing this quiz?

29. Do you own a mood ring?

30. If so, what mood does it say you are in now?

31. Have you ever been to Boscastle in Cornwall?

32. Is this question number 38?

33. How old is Vladimir Smicer?

34. Do you live next to a small road or a big road or a motorway?

35. What is your opinion on the heathens that are: horses?

36. Would you prefer to be a cop or a gangster?

37. Do you wave at the UFO's?

38. The elves have now gone! Are you frightened they may come to you?

39. Have you ever read the Sherlock Holmes collection?

40. DIY or GSI?

41. Have you ever drank and drove?

42. Do you have Sky?

43. Is it too expensive?

44. is the glass full of coke or water?

45. Have you ever ran around in the street naked singing 'glory glory Sunderland' ?

46. Are you drunk right now?

47. German cars or Japanese cars?

48. The curtains or the chairs?

49. The UFO's or the planes?

50. The elves are back!!!!! Will they kill me?

[ArgyleChick]

1. Do you constantly bang on about the weather? No - what will be will be

2. Do you enjoy telling stories about a coconut jetski you never made, but wish you had? Of course!!!

3. are you a Simpsons nut? No - sorry!

4. Are you a fan of the Spanish language, and singing it loudly in the shower? can't say that I am!

5. What would you secretly like to do to morton? Ah leave Morton alone - he's a sweetie!!!!

6. What would you secretly like to do to me? You reckon I am going to answer that on here

7. is redblue a bird, a Norwegian or a small penguin? A small penguin

8. Artist birdie or not artist birdie? What the heck does that mean?

9. Why does Pingu make that annoying noise? because he's Pingu and he is annoying anyway

10. Do you see elves? No

11. Why has that UFO just landed on my roof? To whisk you away to Mars?

12. Why are the elves attacking the UFO? Because they want to get in to get away from you???

13. Why is the UFO now burning and the elves dancing around chanting? To call the fire brigade???

14. Are you scared of the elves? Can't say that I am!

15. Can you name every type of tree in your area? No

16. Where do you walk the dog/cat/horse/guinea pig? I don't

17. what is your fave type of beer? I don't drink it

18. Are you sexually attracted to beer? No

19. Is there a large spider dwelling in your house? No and if there was he'd be up the hoover or flushed down the plughole by now

20. What animals do you own? One

21. Is this quiz half-way through? No idea - how many questions are there?

22. Who's Dewey? Donald Ducks nephew???

23. Why do librarians always wear glasses when surely to read constantly you must have strong eyes? It makes them look intelligent

24. How old is your house? about 3 years old

25. Is this quiz halfway through yet? I don't know!

26. Can you cough snot out of your nose? No but I meet a few kids at work who can! In fact there was one yesterday...................... nice

27. Do you like driving radio-controlled monster-trucks? Not really

28. Why am I doing this quiz? I have no idea - I must be really bored

29. Do you own a mood ring? No

30. If so, what mood does it say you are in now?

31. Have you ever been to Boscastle in Cornwall? Mmmmm funnily enough, living in and coming from Cornwall yes I have, before and after the floods!

32. Is this question number 38? No

33. How old is Vladimir Smicer? I don't know - don't really care to be honest - who is he??? Doesn't wear Green so he's not important enough to worry about!

34. Do you live next to a small road or a big road or a motorway? Small road

35. What is your opinion on the heathens that are: horses? I haven't one!

36. Would you prefer to be a cop or a gangster? Cop most definitely!!! I would model myself on the lovely Chopper!!

37. Do you wave at the UFO's? No as they have gone now - haven't they?

38. The elves have now gone! Are you frightened they may come to you? Not really, they will be more concerned taking you to another planet mate!

39. Have you ever read the Sherlock Holmes collection? No

40. DIY or GSI? DIY

41. Have you ever drank and drove? Good grief no

42. Do you have Sky? No

43. Is it too expensive? No idea

44. is the glass full of coke or water? Coke

45. Have you ever ran around in the street naked singing 'glory glory Sunderland' ? Werll funnily enough no!

46. Are you drunk right now? NO but I am beginning to think that you may be NW

47. German cars or Japanese cars? Can't beat British

48. The curtains or the chairs? Chairs

49. The UFO's or the planes? Planes

50. The elves are back!!!!! Will they kill me? Probably for being annoying!

[nordonwooler2]

how did you guess I was drunk ;D

[Katiekins]

1. Do you constantly bang on about the weather? No

2. Do you enjoy telling stories about a coconut jetski you never made, but wish you had? No lol

3. are you a Simpsons nut? Not really i like it

4. Are you a fan of the Spanish language, and singing it loudly in the shower? Nope i sing songs in the shower

5. What would you secretly like to do to morton? Morton is lovely really

6. What would you secretly like to do to me? Nothing

7. is redblue a bird, a Norwegian or a small penguin? Small penguin ;d

8. Artist birdie or not artist birdie?

9. Why does Pingu make that annoying noise? Cause he does

10. Do you see elves? Only with santa at xmas

11. Why has that UFO just landed on my roof? To abduct you

12. Why are the elves attacking the UFO? Cause teh creatures inside the UFO are evil

13. Why is the UFO now burning and the elves dancing around chanting? Because the elves are happy the UFO is burning

14. Are you scared of the elves? Elves are kool

15. Can you name every type of tree in your area? No im not sad

16. Where do you walk the dog/cat/horse/guinea pig? DOnt have any

17. what is your fave type of beer? Loads

18. Are you sexually attracted to beer? No

19. Is there a large spider dwelling in your house? Probably but i dont want to know where

20. What animals do you own? None

21. Is this quiz half-way through? I duno how many questions are there

22. Who's Dewey? I duno

23. Why do librarians always wear glasses when surely to read constantly you must have strong eyes? Ask them

24. How old is your house? 6 years old

25. Is this quiz halfway through yet? Still duno

26. Can you cough snot out of your nose? Ewwww no

27. Do you like driving radio-controlled monster-trucks? I cant drive

28. Why am I doing this quiz? Cause i am bored

29. Do you own a mood ring? Nope lol

30. If so, what mood does it say you are in now?

31. Have you ever been to Boscastle in Cornwall? No

32. Is this question number 38? No 32

33. How old is Vladimir Smicer? I dont know

34. Do you live next to a small road or a big road or a motorway? I live on a small road next to a small road

35. What is your opinion on the heathens that are: horses? Duno

36. Would you prefer to be a cop or a gangster? Cop

37. Do you wave at the UFO's? No

38. The elves have now gone! Are you frightened they may come to you? No

39. Have you ever read the Sherlock Holmes collection? No

40. DIY or GSI?

41. Have you ever drank and drove? I cant drive

42. Do you have Sky? Yep ;d

43. Is it too expensive? Nope i dont pay ;d

44. is the glass full of coke or water? Coke

45. Have you ever ran around in the street naked singing 'glory glory Sunderland' ? No

46. Are you drunk right now? Nope

47. German cars or Japanese cars? German

48. The curtains or the chairs? Chairs

49. The UFO's or the planes? UFO's

50. The elves are back!!!!! Will they kill me? Yea

[Jodie.]

1. Do you constantly bang on about the weather? No

2. Do you enjoy telling stories about a coconut jetski you never made, but wish you had? Nope

3. are you a Simpsons nut? Not a nut but they're goood Im wathing it now

4. Are you a fan of the Spanish language, and singing it loudly in the shower? Nope

5. What would you secretly like to do to morton? Nout

6. What would you secretly like to do to me? Nothing

7. is redblue a bird, a Norwegian or a small penguin? Hmmm

8. Artist birdie or not artist birdie?

9. Why does Pingu make that annoying noise? Cus he's koool

10. Do you see elves? At christmas

11. Why has that UFO just landed on my roof? Because your secretly an alien ?

12. Why are the elves attacking the UFO? Because you told them too

13. Why is the UFO now burning and the elves dancing around chanting? Because they're kinda wierd

14. Are you scared of the elves? Nope bless them.

15. Can you name every type of tree in your area? Hell No

16. Where do you walk the dog/cat/horse/guinea pig? I aint got any And do you really walk a guinea pig

17. what is your fave type of beer? Fosters

18. Are you sexually attracted to beer? Hell No

19. Is there a large spider dwelling in your house? Dunno

20. What animals do you own? A Goldfish

21. Is this quiz half-way through? Nearlyy

22. Who's Dewey? Houey And Loui's Brother (Donald Ducks Nephewe)

23. Why do librarians always wear glasses when surely to read constantly you must have strong eyes? Cus they read so much that they lost their site ?

24. How old is your house? Iaint got a clue but Ive lived in it for 8 years

25. Is this quiz halfway through yet? I dunno, but if it is then its dragging

26. Can you cough snot out of your nose? Ewww Hell No

27. Do you like driving radio-controlled monster-trucks? Nope

28. Why am I doing this quiz? I dunno

29. Do you own a mood ring? Nope

30. If so, what mood does it say you are in now? ??/

31. Have you ever been to Boscastle in Cornwall? Nope

32. Is this question number 38? Nope

33. How old is Vladimir Smicer? I dunno ... 34 ?

34. Do you live next to a small road or a big road or a motorway? None

35. What is your opinion on the heathens that are: horses? Aint got an opinion

36. Would you prefer to be a cop or a gangster? G ... Lol ... Hmmm no I dunno ... None ?

37. Do you wave at the UFO's? Hell No

38. The elves have now gone! Are you frightened they may come to you? Nopee

39. Have you ever read the Sherlock Holmes collection? Nope but had to do an essay on one of his stories

40. DIY or GSI?

41. Have you ever drank and drove? Nope

42. Do you have Sky? Nope

43. Is it too expensive? Nope

44. is the glass full of coke or water? Water

45. Have you ever ran around in the street naked singing 'glory glory Sunderland' ? Nopeee

46. Are you drunk right now? Nopee

47. German cars or Japanese cars? German Cars

48. The curtains or the chairs? Chairs

49. The UFO's or the planes? UFO's ?

50. The elves are back!!!!! Will they kill me? If you ask them to.