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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Sept 18, 2006 12:28:37 GMT -1
1) Have you ever seen a shooting star?
2)If you could be a Transformer which one and why?
3) You wake up and find that your are now a member of the opposite sex what would you do?
4) What is the most feeble excuse you have given to avoid work/school
5)Have you run anything/body over?
6) Given the choice to drop a Nuclear weapon on any country which one would it be and why?
7) How many times have you got the countdown conundurum before a contestant?
8)How long have you gone with out drinking alcohol?
9) What is your favourite Disney cartoon and why?
10) What is the most amount of money you have ever held in your hands?
11) Would you swim through curry sauce?
12) If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
13) If you have been to blackpool what was the name of the Donkey you went on?
14)Are you convinced the Government is after you?
15) Have you ever bought Porn?
16) How many times have you been searched at customs?
17) Name your Local pub
18) Medium sliced or Thick?
19) Last time you swore never to something again then did it anyway?
20) What question would you ask me?
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 18, 2006 12:37:54 GMT -1
1) Have you ever seen a shooting star? - Yes
2)If you could be a Transformer which one and why? - I only know Optimus Prime so it would have to be him.
3) You wake up and find that your are now a member of the opposite sex what would you do? - Pee up against a wall to see how far up I can get it.
4) What is the most feeble excuse you have given to avoid work/school - Err probably a headache.
5)Have you run anything/body over? - I wasn't driving but we hit a cat once.
6) Given the choice to drop a Nuclear weapon on any country which one would it be and why? - America. Isn't it obvious why?
7) How many times have you got the countdown conundurum before a contestant? - Probably 3. Not very good at the conundrum round.
8)How long have you gone with out drinking alcohol? - 18 months (or 14 years if you count my childhood).
9) What is your favourite Disney cartoon and why? - The little rug out of Aladdin. It cute the way they give inanimate objects little personalities.
10) What is the most amount of money you have ever held in your hands? - Real money is probably about £300 but in a cheque was £1.3 million.
11) Would you swim through curry sauce? - No, it would smell.
12) If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? - Depends how good his wanking arm is.
13) If you have been to blackpool what was the name of the Donkey you went on? - Only ever been on a donkey at Scarboro' and it was called Peggy.
14)Are you convinced the Government is after you? - No, who told you I'd said something?
15) Have you ever bought Porn? - No I'm a girl.
16) How many times have you been searched at customs? - Never
17) Name your Local pub - The Greyhound
18) Medium sliced or Thick? - Thick sliced everytime.
19) Last time you swore never to something again then did it anyway? - Help my friend out with her crappy boyfriend.
20) What question would you ask me? - Have you got a Blue Peter badge? If so how did you earn it? Extra points for getting Peter Purvis's name in there somewhere...
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Post by JJ on Sept 18, 2006 12:40:23 GMT -1
1) Have you ever seen a shooting star? All episodes. It was funny in the beginning 2)If you could be a Transformer which one and why? Can't remember which is which 3) You wake up and find that your are now a member of the opposite sex what would you do? Rub my clit and poke a finger up my love hole ;D 4) What is the most feeble excuse you have given to avoid work/school None. All my excuses are legitimate 5)Have you run anything/body over? a dog (it lived) 6) Given the choice to drop a Nuclear weapon on any country which one would it be and why? Wales. Full of Welsh folk. Would ensure I was in the States or somewhere at the time though 7) How many times have you got the countdown conundurum before a contestant? many many times  8)How long have you gone with out drinking alcohol? since last night 9) What is your favourite Disney cartoon and why? Daffy Duck. So cool 10) What is the most amount of money you have ever held in your hands? About 5 grand. Buying a car 11) Would you swim through curry sauce? Nope 12) If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? lots 13) If you have been to blackpool what was the name of the Donkey you went on? Mildred 14)Are you convinced the Government is after you? Nope. They have bigger fish to fry 15) Have you ever bought Porn? Indeed ;D Thank fuck for the internet 16) How many times have you been searched at customs? most times. I have one of those faces  17) Name your Local pub The Brandling 18) Medium sliced or Thick? Medium. More value for your money 19) Last time you swore never to something again then did it anyway? All in on the poker table. Lost 20) What question would you ask me? why did you ask these stupid questions? |
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Post by Giar on Sept 18, 2006 12:41:13 GMT -1
1) Have you ever seen a shooting star? yep, saw 6 one after the other whilst having a joint outside the other night (no red eye smiley for some reason!?!?!?  ) 2)If you could be a Transformer which one and why? optimus prime rule 3) You wake up and find that your are now a member of the opposite sex what would you do? stay in and play all day  4) What is the most feeble excuse you have given to avoid work/school? i cant be arsed 5)Have you run anything/body over? yep, the sod is still taking my old insurance company 6) Given the choice to drop a Nuclear weapon on any country which one would it be and why? toss a coin for germany and france ohh bugger the yanks could do with it, can you get 3 sided coins? 7) How many times have you got the countdown conundurum before a contestant? 2 8)How long have you gone with out drinking alcohol? 13/14 years before i started going down the park at night 9) What is your favourite Disney cartoon and why? donald, he makes me chuckle the most 10) What is the most amount of money you have ever held in your hands? £8500 the other week 11) Would you swim through curry sauce? yep 12) If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? l------------------------l that much 13) If you have been to blackpool what was the name of the Donkey you went on? never been 14)Are you convinced the Government is after you? yep 15) Have you ever bought Porn? more than is hhealthy in the past  16) How many times have you been searched at customs? once properly no strip search thank god 17) Name your Local pub hare and hounds 18) Medium sliced or Thick? med 19) Last time you swore never to something again then did it anyway? yesterday 20) What question would you ask me? do birds really prefer taking a dump on cars that are a similar colour to their feathers? |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Sept 18, 2006 12:41:31 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? - Have you got a Blue Peter badge? If so how did you earn it? Extra points for getting Peter Purvis's name in there somewhere...
The answer is no I tried by holding Peter Purvis gran hostage and sending him her false teeth through the post to the show but all I got back was a letter saying "You keep her she smells of wee get down shep!"
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Sept 18, 2006 12:43:54 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? why did you ask these stupid questions?
Why not it seemed good at the time and a sensible waste of a lunch hour
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 18, 2006 12:44:20 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? - Have you got a Blue Peter badge? If so how did you earn it? Extra points for getting Peter Purvis's name in there somewhere... The answer is no I tried by holding Peter Purvis gran hostage and sending him her false teeth through the post to the show but all I got back was a letter saying "You keep her she smells of wee get down shep!" PMSL. Although I'm taking a point off for mentioning Shep because he was John Noakes dog! |
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Post by JJ on Sept 18, 2006 12:45:36 GMT -1
A very good answer squire ;D 20) What question would you ask me? why did you ask these stupid questions? Why not it seemed good at the time and a sensible waste of a lunch hour |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Sept 18, 2006 12:45:49 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? do birds really prefer taking a dump on cars that are a similar colour to their feathers?
Alas this is true though the rare Elton John wootle parrot is the only bird not to shit on cars because no one has a multi coloured car that wares a tiara or shags David furnish
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Post by Giar on Sept 18, 2006 12:47:52 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? - Have you got a Blue Peter badge? If so how did you earn it? Extra points for getting Peter Purvis's name in there somewhere... The answer is no I tried by holding Peter Purvis gran hostage and sending him her false teeth through the post to the show but all I got back was a letter saying "You keep her she smells of wee get down shep!" PMSL. Although I'm taking a point off for mentioning Shep because he was John Noakes dog! do you really know that or are you making it up? |
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Post by Giar on Sept 18, 2006 12:50:56 GMT -1
20) What question would you ask me? do birds really prefer taking a dump on cars that are a similar colour to their feathers? Alas this is true though the rare Elton John wootle parrot is the only bird not to shit on cars because no one has a multi coloured car that wares a tiara or shags David furnish lol, in truth the shagging john furnish bit is only semi true, was only last week when i went my motor and there he was squatted at the back near the exhaust shouting "REV IT BABY YEAH" got to admit my car was backfiring for miles after than, dreadfull amout or discharge all over the road (my car doesnt have a tiara though so i should be safe  ) |
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 18, 2006 12:56:27 GMT -1
PMSL. Although I'm taking a point off for mentioning Shep because he was John Noakes dog! do you really know that or are you making it up? I'm pretty sure that Shep was always with Mr Noakes. It did make Peter Pervert jealous though. |
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Post by JJ on Sept 18, 2006 13:00:49 GMT -1
Quite correct. Shep was Noakes' dog.
Wasn't Petra the Pervert's dog?
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 18, 2006 13:05:47 GMT -1
Quite correct. Shep was Noakes' dog. Wasn't Petra the Pervert's dog? Probably. It's buried under Percy Thrower's veg now. |
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Post by danthered on Sept 18, 2006 13:07:41 GMT -1
Hello day time people
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Sept 18, 2006 13:08:39 GMT -1
Afternoon Daniel
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Post by danthered on Sept 18, 2006 13:10:28 GMT -1
Easy!! the only person who calls me that is my wife and then only when she is upset because i have been naughty.
But Hi NJ how the devil are you today mate?
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Sept 18, 2006 13:12:15 GMT -1
1) Have you ever seen a shooting star? Yes, whilst on top of a hill in Serbia.
2)If you could be a Transformer which one and why? Megatron
3) You wake up and find that your are now a member of the opposite sex what would you do? Play with my boobs, no hang I can do that already.
4) What is the most feeble excuse you have given to avoid work/school. erm, depression, got five weeks off.
5)Have you run anything/body over? Ran over a pheasant just recently, also rabbits, SQUIRRELS and hedgehogs.
6) Given the choice to drop a Nuclear weapon on any country which one would it be and why? I wouldn't want this on anyone in particular but North Korea would have to get my vote if only for their crimes against humanity alone.
7) How many times have you got the countdown conundurum before a contestant? Quite a lot actually, but not for a few years as I can't be arse to watch it anymore.
8)How long have you gone with out drinking alcohol? 15 years but maybe that doesnt count. I suppose in reality about a month.
9) What is your favourite Disney cartoon and why? Eeyore, he makes me look happy!
10) What is the most amount of money you have ever held in your hands? Not a lot, nobody really uses money any more do they? about £3,500 I think
11) Would you swim through curry sauce? Erm, yeah, but would sting your fella?
12) If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? It really depends on the size of the woodchuck and how long he/she had? But roughly, 7 pieces of 4" x 2".
13) If you have been to blackpool what was the name of the Donkey you went on?
Have been to Blackpool several times and never had the pleasure.
14)Are you convinced the Government is after you? Why, what have you heard!?
15) Have you ever bought Porn? Of course.
16) How many times have you been searched at customs? 3 or 4, not personally but my car.
17) Name your Local pub. The Talbot.
18) Medium sliced or Thick? Thick, hello!
19) Last time you swore never to something again then did it anyway? Yesterday
20) What question would you ask me?
Have you ever chewed a pen too much that you get a mouthful of ink?
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Post by JJ on Sept 18, 2006 13:12:24 GMT -1
Hey Danny Boy!!
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Post by danthered on Sept 18, 2006 13:13:31 GMT -1
Alreeet JJ hows tricks?
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