Post by HURLOCK on Jan 4, 2008 11:07:43 GMT -1
Why do you generally feel the need to often be whiney towards the staff on here? Do you not appreciate the work that they put in or do you just have to be irritating?
Well I’m sorry it’s perceived that way, however I don’t see any harm in speaking your mind. Yes I think in general things are dealt with well, however sometimes things could be thought out more intelligently.
I like a wind up, so if I see I’ve got to you I’ll take it to the bridge!
2. What was the deal with you and Spursgirl?
I expected this, seriously would have bet my house on this question being posed. Anyway nothing, my name is Bill Clinton!
3. Out of all the posters, who do you feel you could relate to most?
Jules for his polical views naturally, however I would say I have an awful lot in common with Arnie
4. Who do you like best on 606, and who do you dislike most? Don't sit on the fence and not answer!!
I enjoy talking to most people here and can’t say I’ve thought about favourites etc., however I would say I dislike Urzzzz. As he pretends to be Christian, and clearly is not. Everything I despise about the faith really!
5. Was Hurls one of the mob at Kenilworth Road throwing seats in the air & having a party?
How old do you think I am! I was 16 at the time, the hardcore was an older crowd!
6. who are you?
Someone who tries to enjoy life
7. why is your team doing so badly this year whoever they are?
Why ask if you don’t even know who I support! However we have a good manager on board now and I think we’ll finish outside the play offs
8. Every fan of the relevant clubs seems to have a different take on it, and every Millwall fan alive at the time was apparently there.
So how long's your warrant list after Millwall (or Arsenal, West Ham etc etc, depending on who you talk to) decided to generously redecorate Kenilworth Road?
As long as people like you want to talk about it! Happened in 1985. Still it all depends on who you talk to the Luton fans would have you believe they turned Millwall over, so if that’s the case they should get the bad press!
9. Where do you fit on the "Twatometer" (where 1 = Seldom twat-like but prone to slippage on occasion and 10 = Total TWAT of the Highest Order)? I'm guessing you're close to 9 at least but how do you see yourself?
I don’t even register
10. Who's your inspiration in life? What makes you tick?
Well I always look and aspire to be like my grandfather, if I can achieve what he did then I’ll be proud of myself. However I set myself goals and try to be better than whoever is the best within that area. Secretly competitive I guess!
Making my family happy makes me tick, seeing Monika happy. Closing a deal give me satisfaction
11. Millwall fans - loyal? Misunderstood? Bunch of fuckwit racists? Come on Hurlock, here's your chance to give us the insider's view of what it means to support Millwall.
I was born in Lewisham and raised in South London, therefore I had the choice of the Millwall, the windowlickers or the Nigels. No brainer for me, I’m first generation supporter. And was/am often asked why I follow Millwall by my father!
I first started going when I was knocking around Dartford with a few friends, we bumped into someone who said he was going to the Den, we all tagged along and have never really looked back since!
I remember being at the match, and feeling the togetherness and camaraderie at the Old Den, which has dipped a bit. You only have to look at our day in Cardiff when you all supported us. That is the buzz, the feeling that I so enjoy. We out sung them etc.,
Millwall is the last Bastian of real football in London!
Anyway I don’t expect anyone to really understand who isn’t Millwall!
12. Why don’t you go to away games??
I have different responsibilities now, have travelled all around the place. However me and my mates try to get to ¾ away games a season!
13. Have you shagged anyone on the board??
My name is Bill Clinton
14. Is it true that POG is indeed Hitler and has had sex more times than you have?
Well he is desperately trying to grow a tash, so maybe he is! Not for me to say, however I do hope he’s not into snuff movies like his namesake!
15. Is Pog’s girlfriend real?
This is a bit like England and the world cup, it happened once. He’s gone for repeat performances but has never quite made it past the quarters. Penalties must equate to premature ejaculation for the poor boy!
16. Why do men cheat?
At football, to win games
17. If you were Jules's Life Coach how would you sort him out?
I’d tell him to be more positive about himself, I firmly believe once he finds Mrs Right he will be complete
18. Can cake be a cure for all ailments?
No its comfort food, which is a short term forget
19. Are cough drops really just a metaphor for checking you're prostate?
No your partners index finger is
20. Does being half French impact on your fighting qualities?
No, I would actually say the arrogance has helped me. I am better than you!
21. What do you really think of the new Mods on here?
I think in the main they’re all great, very good of them to give up their free time etc., I maintain that a daytimer is needed. This is why I was disappointed with some of the results.
And I don't really take kindly to people flexing their muscles for the sake of it!
22. Being a surrender monkey, do you hate Hartlepool fans cos they hang monkeys?
Well no I'm not, I would say I'm stand by my beliefs! And no I don't hate any oppo fans except.....................
23. If you had to pick 5 606ers to be stranded on a desert island with, who would you pick and why??
Spozz we could write about our bedroom sports, and this would help her when she returns to her journo career once we're rescued
Jules get drunk with and to convert into a tory
Arnie, as I said plenty in common, and we'd have an Ollie Reid style drinking competetion
Mrs H, just to see her topless on the beach and make cake of course!
Chopper, to be generally crude with
24. Liken 5 606ers to Xmas foods.
Redblue = sprouts, whenever he opens his mouth you want to fart in his general direction
Spozz = turkey, I’m sure there are plenty who’d like to give her a stuffing
POG = the bacon people put on the turkey. Pointless and adds no value
Gress = roast potatoes, you can never tire of them
Mrs H = gravy, a great addition to a somewhat dry meat. So would spice any mans life up!
25. You get invited to the palace to receive an OBE from Her Majesty, but on the same day Terry Hurlock calls you and invites you round for a pint and a look at his Millwall Memorabilia. Where do you go and what excuse do you give to the other??
Well I don’t really see the point of the Queen to be honest, however the landmarks etc., are good for tourism and our economy. The French had it right!
Anyways I would spend the day with Terry, I could never turn down meeting my Mill wall idol. He epitomises everything that is Millwall for me. He still comes to the games and was at the cup final! Hopefully it would turn into a monuments drinking session!
I would tell the Queen that I couldn’t make it that day on account of not being able to sort out a German interrupter in time. Furthermore Harry would be about and it could be embarrassing as the last time I saw him he was roasting her corgis whilst off his tits on the Charlie and special k I’d sold him. I simply wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter!
26. Your life is being threatened by some West ham Chavs and you need 5 606ers to help you out. Who do you pick and for what reason??
Shinny, she could go flying into them pretending she was on a try scoring run a la Jona Lomu, if all else fails she could moon them!
Chopper as if it really came on top, I’m sure he’s someone you’d want by your side if it went toe to toe
Jules, for his negotiating skills, as violence is the last resort. In my book you’ve lost the argument, and I hate losing!
Kev could turn them into smilies!
Cav on the basis that he’s Pardew’s love child and once given this information they’d direct their attention to him!
Well I’m sorry it’s perceived that way, however I don’t see any harm in speaking your mind. Yes I think in general things are dealt with well, however sometimes things could be thought out more intelligently.
I like a wind up, so if I see I’ve got to you I’ll take it to the bridge!
2. What was the deal with you and Spursgirl?
I expected this, seriously would have bet my house on this question being posed. Anyway nothing, my name is Bill Clinton!
3. Out of all the posters, who do you feel you could relate to most?
Jules for his polical views naturally, however I would say I have an awful lot in common with Arnie
4. Who do you like best on 606, and who do you dislike most? Don't sit on the fence and not answer!!
I enjoy talking to most people here and can’t say I’ve thought about favourites etc., however I would say I dislike Urzzzz. As he pretends to be Christian, and clearly is not. Everything I despise about the faith really!
5. Was Hurls one of the mob at Kenilworth Road throwing seats in the air & having a party?
How old do you think I am! I was 16 at the time, the hardcore was an older crowd!
6. who are you?
Someone who tries to enjoy life
7. why is your team doing so badly this year whoever they are?
Why ask if you don’t even know who I support! However we have a good manager on board now and I think we’ll finish outside the play offs
8. Every fan of the relevant clubs seems to have a different take on it, and every Millwall fan alive at the time was apparently there.
So how long's your warrant list after Millwall (or Arsenal, West Ham etc etc, depending on who you talk to) decided to generously redecorate Kenilworth Road?
As long as people like you want to talk about it! Happened in 1985. Still it all depends on who you talk to the Luton fans would have you believe they turned Millwall over, so if that’s the case they should get the bad press!
9. Where do you fit on the "Twatometer" (where 1 = Seldom twat-like but prone to slippage on occasion and 10 = Total TWAT of the Highest Order)? I'm guessing you're close to 9 at least but how do you see yourself?
I don’t even register
10. Who's your inspiration in life? What makes you tick?
Well I always look and aspire to be like my grandfather, if I can achieve what he did then I’ll be proud of myself. However I set myself goals and try to be better than whoever is the best within that area. Secretly competitive I guess!
Making my family happy makes me tick, seeing Monika happy. Closing a deal give me satisfaction
11. Millwall fans - loyal? Misunderstood? Bunch of fuckwit racists? Come on Hurlock, here's your chance to give us the insider's view of what it means to support Millwall.
I was born in Lewisham and raised in South London, therefore I had the choice of the Millwall, the windowlickers or the Nigels. No brainer for me, I’m first generation supporter. And was/am often asked why I follow Millwall by my father!
I first started going when I was knocking around Dartford with a few friends, we bumped into someone who said he was going to the Den, we all tagged along and have never really looked back since!
I remember being at the match, and feeling the togetherness and camaraderie at the Old Den, which has dipped a bit. You only have to look at our day in Cardiff when you all supported us. That is the buzz, the feeling that I so enjoy. We out sung them etc.,
Millwall is the last Bastian of real football in London!
Anyway I don’t expect anyone to really understand who isn’t Millwall!
12. Why don’t you go to away games??
I have different responsibilities now, have travelled all around the place. However me and my mates try to get to ¾ away games a season!
13. Have you shagged anyone on the board??
My name is Bill Clinton
14. Is it true that POG is indeed Hitler and has had sex more times than you have?
Well he is desperately trying to grow a tash, so maybe he is! Not for me to say, however I do hope he’s not into snuff movies like his namesake!
15. Is Pog’s girlfriend real?
This is a bit like England and the world cup, it happened once. He’s gone for repeat performances but has never quite made it past the quarters. Penalties must equate to premature ejaculation for the poor boy!
16. Why do men cheat?
At football, to win games
17. If you were Jules's Life Coach how would you sort him out?
I’d tell him to be more positive about himself, I firmly believe once he finds Mrs Right he will be complete
18. Can cake be a cure for all ailments?
No its comfort food, which is a short term forget
19. Are cough drops really just a metaphor for checking you're prostate?
No your partners index finger is
20. Does being half French impact on your fighting qualities?
No, I would actually say the arrogance has helped me. I am better than you!
21. What do you really think of the new Mods on here?
I think in the main they’re all great, very good of them to give up their free time etc., I maintain that a daytimer is needed. This is why I was disappointed with some of the results.
And I don't really take kindly to people flexing their muscles for the sake of it!
22. Being a surrender monkey, do you hate Hartlepool fans cos they hang monkeys?
Well no I'm not, I would say I'm stand by my beliefs! And no I don't hate any oppo fans except.....................
23. If you had to pick 5 606ers to be stranded on a desert island with, who would you pick and why??
Spozz we could write about our bedroom sports, and this would help her when she returns to her journo career once we're rescued
Jules get drunk with and to convert into a tory
Arnie, as I said plenty in common, and we'd have an Ollie Reid style drinking competetion
Mrs H, just to see her topless on the beach and make cake of course!
Chopper, to be generally crude with
24. Liken 5 606ers to Xmas foods.
Redblue = sprouts, whenever he opens his mouth you want to fart in his general direction
Spozz = turkey, I’m sure there are plenty who’d like to give her a stuffing
POG = the bacon people put on the turkey. Pointless and adds no value
Gress = roast potatoes, you can never tire of them
Mrs H = gravy, a great addition to a somewhat dry meat. So would spice any mans life up!
25. You get invited to the palace to receive an OBE from Her Majesty, but on the same day Terry Hurlock calls you and invites you round for a pint and a look at his Millwall Memorabilia. Where do you go and what excuse do you give to the other??
Well I don’t really see the point of the Queen to be honest, however the landmarks etc., are good for tourism and our economy. The French had it right!
Anyways I would spend the day with Terry, I could never turn down meeting my Mill wall idol. He epitomises everything that is Millwall for me. He still comes to the games and was at the cup final! Hopefully it would turn into a monuments drinking session!
I would tell the Queen that I couldn’t make it that day on account of not being able to sort out a German interrupter in time. Furthermore Harry would be about and it could be embarrassing as the last time I saw him he was roasting her corgis whilst off his tits on the Charlie and special k I’d sold him. I simply wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter!
26. Your life is being threatened by some West ham Chavs and you need 5 606ers to help you out. Who do you pick and for what reason??
Shinny, she could go flying into them pretending she was on a try scoring run a la Jona Lomu, if all else fails she could moon them!
Chopper as if it really came on top, I’m sure he’s someone you’d want by your side if it went toe to toe
Jules, for his negotiating skills, as violence is the last resort. In my book you’ve lost the argument, and I hate losing!
Kev could turn them into smilies!
Cav on the basis that he’s Pardew’s love child and once given this information they’d direct their attention to him!
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Forever without exception. x
