Post by Stan on Sept 26, 2007 10:52:07 GMT -1
Right then... this should be quick due to the vast 
amount of questions...!
Don't be shy, admit your 606 fantasy is to have Mrs H naked in a phone both wearing stockings and suspenders wearing a Leeds top taking her from behind spanking her ass!
Shy...!?! This is obviously someone who doesn't know me - or has perverted tendencies... I'll guess at Billy of Cav...?
mmmmm Mrsh naked (but wearing stockings...?) in a phone booth... that would rate up there as being one of my many fantasies - but I'd rather like spozzy bread in on the action too... oh, and H needs to bring her spatula and nutella (I'll leave the rest to your dirty minds) and put on her best Nigella voice! ;D
tell us all how much you love your wife and daughter
I love my daughter more than anything else in this, or any other, world! She is my life and has my heart and soul... I know it may sound cliched but your life really does change when you have a babe of your own and I can't think how life would be otherwise.
T'wife... she's o'rate
Please confirm that you are not a lying cheating toerag!
hmmmm could this be Billymyconsciencebob again...? I like to think of myself as a new man - and consequently embrace all folk, and their ways, alike... so I'm not averse to having a harem - if it means me not being a prejudiced bigot!
Given that you flirt with Spozz so much, why don't you "walk the walk" instead of justing "talking the talk"
If at any time my spozzy bread wants to *ahem* take a walk I'd be more than happy to accomodate her every wish.... Spozzy my love, in the words of Baby Bird.... "Yooooouuu're Gorgeous... I'd do anything for yooouuuu"!!! (although I fear this may fall on slightly deafened stoodent ears now... ho hum...
What's all this lovey dovey crap with you and Spozz about?
It is true love you philistine! Lovey dovey... I don't know - can you imagine what our offspring would be like... what with her looks, her intelligence, her wonderful gentle nature, and my.... lack of hair
it'd be a beaut... we're a match made in 606 heaven....!!!
Do you worry that your daughter might suffer as a result of the hereditary baldness gene from you?
Fortunately my daughter has an abundant mop on her bonce... and all the more beautiful for it she is! I'm certain that it won't affect her, but she loves me so much she wouldn't hold it against me... just keep my pockets empty for the rest of my living days!
Don't you all agree she's perfect...! (I'll put an updated pic on soon as proof!)
Is there anynoe you'd really like to meet off 606? If so, who and why?
Honestly, there's a big list... of the ladies! ;D Nah, seriously, probably H, Jules, A2V, Billy (again - more cos I owe him lunch and I'll never hear the end of it from the wench otherwise), Spozz, Lollipop, EOIN, Cav, Shin&Tom, Sooz, Neko, Chopper sir, Imples de la pimples.... and many more to boot... cannee think of the complete unedited list at the mo cos I'm freeezing my ass off in a portacabin)
What did you really think when you met Shin and Tom?
Shin and Tom, aka Little and large, aka nutjob and nutjob-ier! What can I say... Tom is a top top fella, if for nothing more than being a good stokie! He struck me as the kind of bloke who'd do owt for you and genuinely a good hearted person.
Shinny.... hmmmm, there's a different proposition! She's a munchkin... only 3'4" tall don't you know! She was the person solely responsible for mewasting spending most of my recent working time on here... Anyone remember the 606 days of North vs South footie match, where one Whitworth was the Northern manager - MrsH and JJ warming up up and down the touchline...? Ahhh the good old days! Back to the point stan! Shinny is lovely, warm, friendly, and really (behind the facade on here) soft to a fault. She has a heart of gold... catholic gold mind!
There's another person to mention at this juncture... Shin's mom Gee... well, let me just say - chip off the old block! ;D
Is there anyone on here you'd slap with a wet cod? If so, who and why?
Anyone wearingorange old gold for a start! Although one or two of them lot have shown a different side recently and I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt! There are a few others that could sometimes do with a slap.... but I honestly can't remember anyone recently who's got on my tits too much....
Maybe Julio just for the craic! Oh, and EOIN - just for being a cheeky little feck.... and filling my inbox with shite to the point where I get chastised by my IT dept for slowing up our server... cheers EOIN!!! Keep em coming!
Spozz wants to know if your landing pad is bald as well!
My landing pad...? I'm not with the question, but all I can say is that it's only my heed where the grass donesn't grow. I'd like to check out her landing strip! ;D
Monkeys or Donkeys?
Are we talking bollocks here...(shin?)... or just generally...? If I'd have been asked a few weeks ago I'd have said donkeys, but after watching Monkey Life on channel 5 - whilst feeding my daughter at bedtime - I now have to say Monkeys! They're second only to Penguins in the cool motherfucker animal stakes!
Getting shot in the bollocks or Harpoon up the arse?
Ohhh... I feel the pain! I'd say getting shot in the bollocks, cos the other doesn't bear thinking about... <puts on a Yorkshire accent a la Geoff Boycott>... the arse is an exit only! ...and prosthetics are wonderful things these days... so I'm told - ask Mucca!
Stoke going up this year?
Don't be so stuuuupid! Stoke, as with many other championship sides, are a constant struglle for their fans. I think we'd need an abramavich type figure with £100m's in the bank for us to get to the prem. IMO We're not a bad side at the minute and, despite the claims of certain charlatans on here, play not-so-bad football at times.... so I think we'll be top half of the champ for at least the season's to come.... One day, maybe, one day....!
Is that it...? Well, cheers to those who bothered.... cheers to those who didn't but have read this.... to the rest, well I guess you'll not give a monkey's, so I'll say I hope you fall into a big barrel of donkey shit!
Oh, and..... I love you spozzy bread!
Chin up folks!
amount of questions...!Don't be shy, admit your 606 fantasy is to have Mrs H naked in a phone both wearing stockings and suspenders wearing a Leeds top taking her from behind spanking her ass!
Shy...!?! This is obviously someone who doesn't know me - or has perverted tendencies... I'll guess at Billy of Cav...?
mmmmm Mrsh naked (but wearing stockings...?) in a phone booth... that would rate up there as being one of my many fantasies - but I'd rather like spozzy bread in on the action too... oh, and H needs to bring her spatula and nutella (I'll leave the rest to your dirty minds) and put on her best Nigella voice! ;D
tell us all how much you love your wife and daughter
I love my daughter more than anything else in this, or any other, world! She is my life and has my heart and soul... I know it may sound cliched but your life really does change when you have a babe of your own and I can't think how life would be otherwise.
T'wife... she's o'rate
Please confirm that you are not a lying cheating toerag!
hmmmm could this be Billymyconsciencebob again...? I like to think of myself as a new man - and consequently embrace all folk, and their ways, alike... so I'm not averse to having a harem - if it means me not being a prejudiced bigot!
Given that you flirt with Spozz so much, why don't you "walk the walk" instead of justing "talking the talk"
If at any time my spozzy bread wants to *ahem* take a walk
I'd be more than happy to accomodate her every wish.... Spozzy my love, in the words of Baby Bird.... "Yooooouuu're Gorgeous... I'd do anything for yooouuuu"!!! (although I fear this may fall on slightly deafened stoodent ears now... ho hum...What's all this lovey dovey crap with you and Spozz about?
It is true love you philistine! Lovey dovey... I don't know - can you imagine what our offspring would be like... what with her looks, her intelligence, her wonderful gentle nature, and my.... lack of hair
it'd be a beaut... we're a match made in 606 heaven....!!!Do you worry that your daughter might suffer as a result of the hereditary baldness gene from you?
Fortunately my daughter has an abundant mop on her bonce... and all the more beautiful for it she is! I'm certain that it won't affect her, but she loves me so much she wouldn't hold it against me... just keep my pockets empty for the rest of my living days!
Don't you all agree she's perfect...! (I'll put an updated pic on soon as proof!)
Is there anynoe you'd really like to meet off 606? If so, who and why?
Honestly, there's a big list... of the ladies! ;D Nah, seriously, probably H, Jules, A2V, Billy (again - more cos I owe him lunch and I'll never hear the end of it from the wench otherwise
), Spozz, Lollipop, EOIN, Cav, Shin&Tom, Sooz, Neko, Chopper sir, Imples de la pimples.... and many more to boot... cannee think of the complete unedited list at the mo cos I'm freeezing my ass off in a portacabin)What did you really think when you met Shin and Tom?
Shin and Tom, aka Little and large, aka nutjob and nutjob-ier! What can I say... Tom is a top top fella, if for nothing more than being a good stokie! He struck me as the kind of bloke who'd do owt for you and genuinely a good hearted person.
Shinny.... hmmmm, there's a different proposition! She's a munchkin... only 3'4" tall don't you know! She was the person solely responsible for me
There's another person to mention at this juncture... Shin's mom Gee... well, let me just say - chip off the old block! ;D
Is there anyone on here you'd slap with a wet cod? If so, who and why?
Anyone wearing
Maybe Julio just for the craic! Oh, and EOIN - just for being a cheeky little feck.... and filling my inbox with shite to the point where I get chastised by my IT dept for slowing up our server... cheers EOIN!!! Keep em coming!
Spozz wants to know if your landing pad is bald as well!
My landing pad...? I'm not with the question, but all I can say is that it's only my heed where the grass donesn't grow. I'd like to check out her landing strip! ;D
Monkeys or Donkeys?
Are we talking bollocks here...(shin?)... or just generally...? If I'd have been asked a few weeks ago I'd have said donkeys, but after watching Monkey Life on channel 5 - whilst feeding my daughter at bedtime - I now have to say Monkeys! They're second only to Penguins in the cool motherfucker animal stakes!
Getting shot in the bollocks or Harpoon up the arse?
Ohhh... I feel the pain! I'd say getting shot in the bollocks, cos the other doesn't bear thinking about... <puts on a Yorkshire accent a la Geoff Boycott>... the arse is an exit only! ...and prosthetics are wonderful things these days... so I'm told - ask Mucca!
Stoke going up this year?
Don't be so stuuuupid! Stoke, as with many other championship sides, are a constant struglle for their fans. I think we'd need an abramavich type figure with £100m's in the bank for us to get to the prem. IMO We're not a bad side at the minute and, despite the claims of certain charlatans on here, play not-so-bad football at times.... so I think we'll be top half of the champ for at least the season's to come.... One day, maybe, one day....!
Is that it...? Well, cheers to those who bothered.... cheers to those who didn't but have read this.... to the rest, well I guess you'll not give a monkey's, so I'll say I hope you fall into a big barrel of donkey shit!
Oh, and..... I love you spozzy bread!
Chin up folks!
Forever without exception. x