Post by Arnold on Jan 11, 2007 18:29:59 GMT -1
How did you end up so pissed the day after London drinks?
Well I cant really remember to be honest We had a fair few in the afternoon and I had drunk a good few pints and about a bottle of wine when I left. I seem to recall going to Clapham for a birthday drinks and I have witnesses that said I consumed at least 2 bottles of wine there and we were having Sambuca chasers every 10 minutes or so. Suffice to say I got in at about 5am after staggering round south London looking for a cab ;D
So seeing as you are meant to look like chandler bing i was wondering if there were any other similarities between you and the character, like having a transsexual performing father or something like that?
Unfortunately the similarities end there. I must say it is quite amusing as I don't think I look much like him but on 3 occasions in my life random girls have stopped me in the street to get their photo taken with me. They all said he is a good looking bloke so I suppose its not all bad (even though I don't believe a word of it)
Why don't you get your arse to more games? i know its a bit of a trek for you but quite frankly that just isn't good enough
Well thats a fair point and one I am not proud of. As the Royals on here know I have been going on and off since I moved to Reading when I was 8. My family are not really football fans as they all like rugby and I must admit I did support another team when I was a nipper (Liverpool) Luckily for me I got taken to a game with a friend of mine from primary school and instantly changed my allegiance. I have stood in the rain at Elm park with the rest and wondered what the hell I was doing. I also nearly gave up a few years back at the division 2 playoff final at The Millennium Stadium when we lost in the last minute to Walsall. Another season in the shit I thought on the way home but luckily I stuck with it. ;D I also used to work Saturdays for a few years which did not help. Anyway when we get the ground expansion I will fulfill my duty and get a season ticket with all the other newbies ;D
Whats the worst ever state you have been in due to alcohol/drugs?
Well I have been hospitalized once and it was booze. It was also the first time I properly drank booze. When I was 13 I went off the rails a bit as my parents split up (my mum ran off with her boss ffs) and decided to get drunk one day even though I hated the taste. In true Arnie fashion of not doing things by half I drunk a bottle of red wine and a quarter bottle of cheap vodka by the river and ended up in a hospital getting my stomach pumped. It was that bad I was in there for 2 days.
Wheres the weirdest place you have ever ended up after a night out?
I have not ended up anywhere to weird before as I seem to be quite good at getting somewhere safe regardless of my state. I have woken up plenty of times in houses and gardens that I don't know and just legged it. I have on numerous occasions woken up in bed with women I have no recollection of either ;D The last time it happened I could not believe what I had done and this woman (a bit older than me from work) woke up, looked at the clock and said 'oh crap I had better get you home you have a hair appointment at 10'. I had to smile to myself as even though I had no recollection of going back to hers, I had made an excuse to her the previous evening to get out in the morning
Anyway she drives me to my hairdressers (a good mate of mine) and stops outside while I go in. My mate took one look at me and said 'where the fook have you been you look like shit. And you have not got an appointment!'. 'Dude, please just let me sit down and pretend, please' I said. He looks out the window, clocks what has happened and made me a cup of tea. I still owe him for that ;D
Reading getting into Europe or Swindon/Oxford become extinct, which would you go for?
Who and who? Enough said ;D
Who are your 3 best mates on here?
Well this is a tough one and a little unfair as I like to think I get on with most on here. I chat most with my fellow Royals so would have to say GIAR & SSW. As for everyone else I love you all but do especially enjoy my banter with Mort!
The south is vastly superior than the north in every possible way, we all know this is fact, but my question is, Monster Munch OR Quavers?
Never has a truer comment been typed on here as the above. ;D pickled onion Monster Munch all the way
How many times do you funk yourself a week?
Every day Lucas
When did you last take illegal drugs?
Ah crap I should have answered this last week Saturday night. Another very long and amusing story but I just have not got the time.
Name you're favorite animal?
Monkeys. Especially smoking monkeys
What is your best excuse that you give to the police?
Its only a little bit ;D
Is "pear jam" really just code?
Ah Rulesaints. You have known about this for some time and I quickly explain to the rest. A friend of mine was snowboarding with me and a load of others a few years ago and he found a shop that sold pear jam. He told me he loves the stuff but cant find it anywhere. Because my head is filled with copious amounts of bollox and nothing important this has stayed with me for the last 4 years and whenever and wherever I go I end up looking for sodding pear jam to buy him. Rule knows about this by chance as I was actually on the beeb food boards asking where I could buy it once and Rule saw my thread
Who, what or where?
Who, always. My father named me after The Who's musical. ;D
Can you do a Mick Twist or a Stiffie?
Well I am a bit more of a freerider than a park boy so probably not anymore. Just give me an off piste mountain, a hike and some virgin powder to rip through on the way down and I am like a pig in shit ;D
Hows your fakie?
Not as good as I would like
Do you like goofy?
The cartoon character is ok but if we are talking about what I think we are I am and alway will be goofy. GOOFY RULES!
You seem a level headed guy and not much seems to faze you, in fact the only time I've seen you lose your temper is with Nords. Is this your persona in real life and would you give him your last rolo?
I like to think I am alway the one who is calm even if it is all going off. The amount of fights I have diffused in the past by just talking must be a record. I see no real reason to lose my temper as there are always a lot more important things going on in the world than whatever lame situation I am in. The case with Nords was more to do with booze than anything else and I just cant stand liars. I think it was 2 in the morning at the time! He can have a whole packet of Rolo's if he wants.
Who would you most like to get it on with here on the board?
Well. I cant say really as I barely know the majority and at my age I cant he hankering after 18 year olds ;D The only girl I have actually met from here is very nice and a Royal (SSW) so based on the above it would have to be her. ;D
Sky diving or muff diving?
Very good question. I would say to anyone who has not and dares to to go skydiving it is THE best thing for a rush I have ever done (and I am an old skool raver). I am sure the buzz wears off after a few and therefore it has to be muff diving which can never get boring
Realistically, where do you see Reading in the premiership this season ?
Mid table or if we stay clear of injuries pushing for Europe. Either way I don't care we need 12 points to do it again next season and that is good enough for me
Which poster(s) make you smile on here ?
If left on a desert island with 5 people for company, who would they be ?
Right I could go on for ages so will just name names. My friends Damion, Robbo, Shaun, Jo & Jessica (who I took out on a date last Saturday and have decided is THE fittest girl I have ever met) ;D
Nobody famous or interesting unfortunately as they would probably do my head in after a few days. If it was 5 people for dinner it would be another matter.
Name 5 pet hates
1. People that make unnecessary noise (whistling, grumbling under breath, tutting etc etc)
2. Cyclists. Scum of the roads with death wishes. They don't pay road tax and therefore they should give way without making me slam on my brakes in fear of knocking them off!
3. People that try and get on the tube before everyone has got off.
4. Street hoodlums.
5. Chelsea Tractors.
Being the international Lover that you are, do you reckon you've slept with a woman from every continent?
International lover lol! Antarctica is the only one left methinks
Which country has the worst looking women?
Tough one. I tell you who has the best looking and its Denmark by a country mile. Any guys who have not been go for a weekend I swear you will not believe your eyes!
It has to be America for the worst looking.
What do you do for a living?
Well I spent 8 years working in banking and was a business account manger for Lloyd's in the city. I hate the corporate life though so I got out of it earlier this year.
I now work for a small company who publish a media directory (like a yellow pages for the film and tv industry) and I flog advertising. After 5 months of this though I (typically) am getting bored and missing the corporate life again, especially the boozy lunches on company credit card etc and may go back with my tail between my legs soon.
Well I have been as honest as possible and I hope you enjoy the read. Love you all, Arnie
Well I cant really remember to be honest We had a fair few in the afternoon and I had drunk a good few pints and about a bottle of wine when I left. I seem to recall going to Clapham for a birthday drinks and I have witnesses that said I consumed at least 2 bottles of wine there and we were having Sambuca chasers every 10 minutes or so. Suffice to say I got in at about 5am after staggering round south London looking for a cab ;D
So seeing as you are meant to look like chandler bing i was wondering if there were any other similarities between you and the character, like having a transsexual performing father or something like that?
Unfortunately the similarities end there. I must say it is quite amusing as I don't think I look much like him but on 3 occasions in my life random girls have stopped me in the street to get their photo taken with me. They all said he is a good looking bloke so I suppose its not all bad (even though I don't believe a word of it)
Why don't you get your arse to more games? i know its a bit of a trek for you but quite frankly that just isn't good enough
Well thats a fair point and one I am not proud of. As the Royals on here know I have been going on and off since I moved to Reading when I was 8. My family are not really football fans as they all like rugby and I must admit I did support another team when I was a nipper (Liverpool) Luckily for me I got taken to a game with a friend of mine from primary school and instantly changed my allegiance. I have stood in the rain at Elm park with the rest and wondered what the hell I was doing. I also nearly gave up a few years back at the division 2 playoff final at The Millennium Stadium when we lost in the last minute to Walsall. Another season in the shit I thought on the way home but luckily I stuck with it. ;D I also used to work Saturdays for a few years which did not help. Anyway when we get the ground expansion I will fulfill my duty and get a season ticket with all the other newbies ;D
Whats the worst ever state you have been in due to alcohol/drugs?
Well I have been hospitalized once and it was booze. It was also the first time I properly drank booze. When I was 13 I went off the rails a bit as my parents split up (my mum ran off with her boss ffs) and decided to get drunk one day even though I hated the taste. In true Arnie fashion of not doing things by half I drunk a bottle of red wine and a quarter bottle of cheap vodka by the river and ended up in a hospital getting my stomach pumped. It was that bad I was in there for 2 days.
Wheres the weirdest place you have ever ended up after a night out?
I have not ended up anywhere to weird before as I seem to be quite good at getting somewhere safe regardless of my state. I have woken up plenty of times in houses and gardens that I don't know and just legged it. I have on numerous occasions woken up in bed with women I have no recollection of either ;D The last time it happened I could not believe what I had done and this woman (a bit older than me from work) woke up, looked at the clock and said 'oh crap I had better get you home you have a hair appointment at 10'. I had to smile to myself as even though I had no recollection of going back to hers, I had made an excuse to her the previous evening to get out in the morning
Anyway she drives me to my hairdressers (a good mate of mine) and stops outside while I go in. My mate took one look at me and said 'where the fook have you been you look like shit. And you have not got an appointment!'. 'Dude, please just let me sit down and pretend, please' I said. He looks out the window, clocks what has happened and made me a cup of tea. I still owe him for that ;D
Reading getting into Europe or Swindon/Oxford become extinct, which would you go for?
Who and who? Enough said ;D
Who are your 3 best mates on here?
Well this is a tough one and a little unfair as I like to think I get on with most on here. I chat most with my fellow Royals so would have to say GIAR & SSW. As for everyone else I love you all but do especially enjoy my banter with Mort!
The south is vastly superior than the north in every possible way, we all know this is fact, but my question is, Monster Munch OR Quavers?
Never has a truer comment been typed on here as the above. ;D pickled onion Monster Munch all the way
How many times do you funk yourself a week?
Every day Lucas
When did you last take illegal drugs?
Ah crap I should have answered this last week Saturday night. Another very long and amusing story but I just have not got the time.
Name you're favorite animal?
Monkeys. Especially smoking monkeys
What is your best excuse that you give to the police?
Its only a little bit ;D
Is "pear jam" really just code?
Ah Rulesaints. You have known about this for some time and I quickly explain to the rest. A friend of mine was snowboarding with me and a load of others a few years ago and he found a shop that sold pear jam. He told me he loves the stuff but cant find it anywhere. Because my head is filled with copious amounts of bollox and nothing important this has stayed with me for the last 4 years and whenever and wherever I go I end up looking for sodding pear jam to buy him. Rule knows about this by chance as I was actually on the beeb food boards asking where I could buy it once and Rule saw my thread
Who, what or where?
Who, always. My father named me after The Who's musical. ;D
Can you do a Mick Twist or a Stiffie?
Well I am a bit more of a freerider than a park boy so probably not anymore. Just give me an off piste mountain, a hike and some virgin powder to rip through on the way down and I am like a pig in shit ;D
Hows your fakie?
Not as good as I would like
Do you like goofy?
The cartoon character is ok but if we are talking about what I think we are I am and alway will be goofy. GOOFY RULES!
You seem a level headed guy and not much seems to faze you, in fact the only time I've seen you lose your temper is with Nords. Is this your persona in real life and would you give him your last rolo?
I like to think I am alway the one who is calm even if it is all going off. The amount of fights I have diffused in the past by just talking must be a record. I see no real reason to lose my temper as there are always a lot more important things going on in the world than whatever lame situation I am in. The case with Nords was more to do with booze than anything else and I just cant stand liars. I think it was 2 in the morning at the time! He can have a whole packet of Rolo's if he wants.
Who would you most like to get it on with here on the board?
Well. I cant say really as I barely know the majority and at my age I cant he hankering after 18 year olds ;D The only girl I have actually met from here is very nice and a Royal (SSW) so based on the above it would have to be her. ;D
Sky diving or muff diving?
Very good question. I would say to anyone who has not and dares to to go skydiving it is THE best thing for a rush I have ever done (and I am an old skool raver). I am sure the buzz wears off after a few and therefore it has to be muff diving which can never get boring
Realistically, where do you see Reading in the premiership this season ?
Mid table or if we stay clear of injuries pushing for Europe. Either way I don't care we need 12 points to do it again next season and that is good enough for me
Which poster(s) make you smile on here ?
If left on a desert island with 5 people for company, who would they be ?
Right I could go on for ages so will just name names. My friends Damion, Robbo, Shaun, Jo & Jessica (who I took out on a date last Saturday and have decided is THE fittest girl I have ever met) ;D
Nobody famous or interesting unfortunately as they would probably do my head in after a few days. If it was 5 people for dinner it would be another matter.
Name 5 pet hates
1. People that make unnecessary noise (whistling, grumbling under breath, tutting etc etc)
2. Cyclists. Scum of the roads with death wishes. They don't pay road tax and therefore they should give way without making me slam on my brakes in fear of knocking them off!
3. People that try and get on the tube before everyone has got off.
4. Street hoodlums.
5. Chelsea Tractors.
Being the international Lover that you are, do you reckon you've slept with a woman from every continent?
International lover lol! Antarctica is the only one left methinks
Which country has the worst looking women?
Tough one. I tell you who has the best looking and its Denmark by a country mile. Any guys who have not been go for a weekend I swear you will not believe your eyes!
It has to be America for the worst looking.
What do you do for a living?
Well I spent 8 years working in banking and was a business account manger for Lloyd's in the city. I hate the corporate life though so I got out of it earlier this year.
I now work for a small company who publish a media directory (like a yellow pages for the film and tv industry) and I flog advertising. After 5 months of this though I (typically) am getting bored and missing the corporate life again, especially the boozy lunches on company credit card etc and may go back with my tail between my legs soon.
Well I have been as honest as possible and I hope you enjoy the read. Love you all, Arnie