Post by C@V on Dec 5, 2006 8:49:49 GMT -1
out of all the ladies you say you have had. give us a quick run down of the best and the worst you have given the displeasure pleasure to? – I’m not sure if you refer to the best & worst women or my best and worst performance? Of course being a gent I would never divulge such information.
could you please try and compare the almighty coppell to colin wanker? i know its tough because warnock cant even dream of being in coppells league but i could do with a chuckle – Coppell has tact, class and a cool head under pressure. He is also humble in defeat. Warnock has none of these attributes and to top it off his fans have become just like him.
Truthfully, did you really think you would beat the mighty Spurs or were you secretly bricking it ? – I thought we’d win but maybe not as well as we did. Obviously since then we have not stopped winning and crappy Spurs keep losing. We taught Spurs a master class in football.
Would you have been as gracious to StortfordSpur in honoring your bet if Reading had lost to Spurs ? – Why of course CAV is a man of his word.
How come you have suddenly changed jobs ? Were you sacked for internet abuse or is it something you have been considering for a long time ? – I had not been happy in my job for about a year. I needed to get out of sales, it is shallow, unstimulating and uninspiring. I’m so intelligent that boredom sets in quickly for me. In fact I’m surprised I suffer you lot so gladly!
besides cav,who's the next best reading fan? – They are all fabulous!
which posters get on your nerves and why? – No one really. I don’t get mad I get more than even. JJ seems to be turning into an old washer woman though! LOL
which posters would you like to visit for a weekend, home? and abroad? – I’d like to visit Mrs H at home and OG abroad as California would be nice and he’d be funny.
edible body paint. a good bit of fun? good but not on my sheets? or part of any mans stable diet? – I prefer oil paints as they capture the mood and ambiance better.
who's youre best friend on the site? – Mrs H
who do you miss from here? – I miss Franko & Stokesy! We created THE NATION!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOW DOWN YOU BUMMERS!!!!
which teams beside swindon get ya annoyed? – I FUCKING HATE CHELSEA THE CHEATING, DIVING, MOANING WANKERS!!!
why dont you like other sports? – I do! I like rugby and used to play in a local team. I love long distance running and run about 40 miles a week.
are you still in the honeymoon period? – No life is back to normal.
what would be your ideal job? – An investigative job where I can do lots of research and analysis.
most likely job? – Civil service I hope.
are you ever going to actually just go oop north and make Mrs H's bed rock? if her hubby and your lady are not about for a few days that is - Been there done that!
do you thing BILLY is trying to be you? – Of course I’m fucking great and Billy quite rightly wants to be me.
what's it like having reading twinned with clonmel – It’s twinned with Dusseldorf as well and I tend to think about that a lot more.
do you believe in a god (other than giar)? – I believe there is a god and that god is called CAV!
favourite current reading player? – Stephen Hunt
favourite former reading player? – Martin Hicks (HOOF) LOL
what pisses cav off? – Really common people with no class.
boxers or briefs? Boxers (Calvin Kleins)
Do you think other managers want a piece of Coppell's ass? – I think that many of them want Coppells touch!
Mr Caversham, is it true you went to a private school? – No its not true.
Are you really a tory bum boy masquerading as a womaniser? – I’m Tory yes, and women love me yes.
You wish you live in Oxford really don't you? – No I really don’t, however it’s not a bad city and I stole a Union Jack from the university.
Fairplay to Reading for doing what they are doing this season, assuming you stay up, what do you think your capable of next season? – With the stadium expansion and further investment we have to aim for the UEFA Cup and try to win a domestic cup.
If you still need a job CAV, I believe JH1980 requires a good man to refill his ink pen upon request, this may entail bumming, are you interested? – It sounds appealing, can you arrange for JH to forward me an application form.
Now that you are married are other women strictly off limits, or could the CAV be tempted to play away? – Why what you got?
How cool is BILLY for getting your ass unbanned from nearly every MB going? – Billy is a true friend and gentleman. But I did tell him what to say on each given occasion, he was like my PA. I promise to give you that niece/nephew Billy!
How many people have you hospitalised during fights? – None that I know of. I was never a nasty bastard that stamped on people or anything like that. When someone goes down you back off in my opinion.
Are you working, middle, or upper class? – I’m middle/upper.
Ok Cav you are a reasonably good looking chap (!) what physical feature do you think girls notice first (yes we all know you are married - but hypothetically speaking!?) – I’m married god damn you! Well the choice is endless, my eyes, lips, arms, stomach, pecs, shoulders…………………………….
word about reading is that when you get a bit too drunk you show off your party trick were you peel and fire grapes across the bar into a pint glass only using the power of your well used ring!!!!!!!! is this true? – Tis famous down here!!! Tell you what open wide!
Hey fella, What happened to your visit to Stafford? You made Manchester which is a lot further away so where were you? – I had to work, but hopefully next I’ll come so that everybody actually has a good time.
Say the board has a limit on the number of members and it needs to get rid of ten, as the outspoken individual you are who would they be and why? – Well this is interesting. There are too many leeds fans so I’d pull 10 names outta a hat! GO ON SLING YOUR RELEGATED HOOK!
As a recently married man, if the newly single Britney Spears offered you a blow job no strings and no questions would you take it? – Only if she used a condom!
What was with FW? Was there a point? – It was a laugh at the time and it actually helped to make this place better. You should thank me.
Who is your role model? – I don’t have one. I like Ferris Beauler though!
Why does Billy want us to breed? – Because Mrs H our genes are fantastic so the child would be amazing.
Do you pity da fool? – Yep every day!
Why does Sterland hate you? – Because I’m CAV, bloody fantastic in every way. However he has realised the error in his ways and now like everyone else in fact loves me.
Rupert would get bullied at school, yes? – No coz Rupert will be very handsome and a black belt by aged 5 years.
Sheffield Wednesday are the greatest Northern team aren't they? – They are blue and white and supported by the lovely Yorkshire Princess, so yes they are!
could you please try and compare the almighty coppell to colin wanker? i know its tough because warnock cant even dream of being in coppells league but i could do with a chuckle – Coppell has tact, class and a cool head under pressure. He is also humble in defeat. Warnock has none of these attributes and to top it off his fans have become just like him.
Truthfully, did you really think you would beat the mighty Spurs or were you secretly bricking it ? – I thought we’d win but maybe not as well as we did. Obviously since then we have not stopped winning and crappy Spurs keep losing. We taught Spurs a master class in football.
Would you have been as gracious to StortfordSpur in honoring your bet if Reading had lost to Spurs ? – Why of course CAV is a man of his word.
How come you have suddenly changed jobs ? Were you sacked for internet abuse or is it something you have been considering for a long time ? – I had not been happy in my job for about a year. I needed to get out of sales, it is shallow, unstimulating and uninspiring. I’m so intelligent that boredom sets in quickly for me. In fact I’m surprised I suffer you lot so gladly!
besides cav,who's the next best reading fan? – They are all fabulous!
which posters get on your nerves and why? – No one really. I don’t get mad I get more than even. JJ seems to be turning into an old washer woman though! LOL
which posters would you like to visit for a weekend, home? and abroad? – I’d like to visit Mrs H at home and OG abroad as California would be nice and he’d be funny.
edible body paint. a good bit of fun? good but not on my sheets? or part of any mans stable diet? – I prefer oil paints as they capture the mood and ambiance better.
who's youre best friend on the site? – Mrs H
who do you miss from here? – I miss Franko & Stokesy! We created THE NATION!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOW DOWN YOU BUMMERS!!!!
which teams beside swindon get ya annoyed? – I FUCKING HATE CHELSEA THE CHEATING, DIVING, MOANING WANKERS!!!
why dont you like other sports? – I do! I like rugby and used to play in a local team. I love long distance running and run about 40 miles a week.
are you still in the honeymoon period? – No life is back to normal.
what would be your ideal job? – An investigative job where I can do lots of research and analysis.
most likely job? – Civil service I hope.
are you ever going to actually just go oop north and make Mrs H's bed rock? if her hubby and your lady are not about for a few days that is - Been there done that!
do you thing BILLY is trying to be you? – Of course I’m fucking great and Billy quite rightly wants to be me.
what's it like having reading twinned with clonmel – It’s twinned with Dusseldorf as well and I tend to think about that a lot more.
do you believe in a god (other than giar)? – I believe there is a god and that god is called CAV!
favourite current reading player? – Stephen Hunt
favourite former reading player? – Martin Hicks (HOOF) LOL
what pisses cav off? – Really common people with no class.
boxers or briefs? Boxers (Calvin Kleins)
Do you think other managers want a piece of Coppell's ass? – I think that many of them want Coppells touch!
Mr Caversham, is it true you went to a private school? – No its not true.
Are you really a tory bum boy masquerading as a womaniser? – I’m Tory yes, and women love me yes.
You wish you live in Oxford really don't you? – No I really don’t, however it’s not a bad city and I stole a Union Jack from the university.
Fairplay to Reading for doing what they are doing this season, assuming you stay up, what do you think your capable of next season? – With the stadium expansion and further investment we have to aim for the UEFA Cup and try to win a domestic cup.
If you still need a job CAV, I believe JH1980 requires a good man to refill his ink pen upon request, this may entail bumming, are you interested? – It sounds appealing, can you arrange for JH to forward me an application form.
Now that you are married are other women strictly off limits, or could the CAV be tempted to play away? – Why what you got?
How cool is BILLY for getting your ass unbanned from nearly every MB going? – Billy is a true friend and gentleman. But I did tell him what to say on each given occasion, he was like my PA. I promise to give you that niece/nephew Billy!
How many people have you hospitalised during fights? – None that I know of. I was never a nasty bastard that stamped on people or anything like that. When someone goes down you back off in my opinion.
Are you working, middle, or upper class? – I’m middle/upper.
Ok Cav you are a reasonably good looking chap (!) what physical feature do you think girls notice first (yes we all know you are married - but hypothetically speaking!?) – I’m married god damn you! Well the choice is endless, my eyes, lips, arms, stomach, pecs, shoulders…………………………….
word about reading is that when you get a bit too drunk you show off your party trick were you peel and fire grapes across the bar into a pint glass only using the power of your well used ring!!!!!!!! is this true? – Tis famous down here!!! Tell you what open wide!
Hey fella, What happened to your visit to Stafford? You made Manchester which is a lot further away so where were you? – I had to work, but hopefully next I’ll come so that everybody actually has a good time.
Say the board has a limit on the number of members and it needs to get rid of ten, as the outspoken individual you are who would they be and why? – Well this is interesting. There are too many leeds fans so I’d pull 10 names outta a hat! GO ON SLING YOUR RELEGATED HOOK!
As a recently married man, if the newly single Britney Spears offered you a blow job no strings and no questions would you take it? – Only if she used a condom!
What was with FW? Was there a point? – It was a laugh at the time and it actually helped to make this place better. You should thank me.
Who is your role model? – I don’t have one. I like Ferris Beauler though!
Why does Billy want us to breed? – Because Mrs H our genes are fantastic so the child would be amazing.
Do you pity da fool? – Yep every day!
Why does Sterland hate you? – Because I’m CAV, bloody fantastic in every way. However he has realised the error in his ways and now like everyone else in fact loves me.
Rupert would get bullied at school, yes? – No coz Rupert will be very handsome and a black belt by aged 5 years.
Sheffield Wednesday are the greatest Northern team aren't they? – They are blue and white and supported by the lovely Yorkshire Princess, so yes they are!