Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 26, 2006 20:47:38 GMT -1
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes,quite a few. one was an old lady who had died on the loo having a piss. A few mangled up in accidents. And i performed CPR on a colleague who dropped dead in front of me.
Have you ever been attacked with a weapon like a knife or gun etc?
Yes,been stabbed,shot at,bitten,hit over the head with something i still don't know what it was,spat on,you name it.Dissarmed a twat with a knife in the days before stab vests.
Who's been the biggest bad ass mo fo that you have seen arrested and for what?
We were called out by the Ambulance service to a violent drunk..We were the second crew on scene and the first bobbies had been laid out by him. He put up on fucking good fight and we eventually overpowered him. He had hit a female officer and that narked me so i hit him very fucking hard several times. He just kept laughing and saying to do it harder. Turns out he was an escaped lifer doing life for garroting his best mate. He was also ex French Foreign Legion and a trained and convicted killer.
If you could meet any of the 606 girls who would it be and why? Also how would you entertain them??
Right,seeing as it says them i will answer in the multiple.
AC-Good friend and confidant,top lass and good to talk to.
Mrs H,fellow police worker and although she is a looker i would like to chat to her as she is really intelligent,no other reason.
Spozz,for reasons she knows all too well.
SSW,good to chat to and very fit imo.
If you could arrest any famous person who would it be and why?
most celebs have their heads too far up their arseholes so most really,but Robbie Williams i think just to show him that real blokes are out there and better than he is.
True or false - you are a right softie really??
Bit of both. Had a shite upbringing that has made me stone cold and hard nosed but if you get to know me i have a real sensitive side. I am very caring but seldom show it.
If you had to support any other Championship team who would it be? (I'll help you out on this one, West Country..... wear Green.......)
None,the only green i wear is for my beloved Celtic.
I've heard that you are a bit of a romantic really - what's your idea of a romantic date??
You heard wrong,sorry. I am (i will admit) loving,caring and passionate but not romantic. Save that for Jilly Cooper novels. A nice meal and a chat,a quiet drink and then home for whatever is about right.
Can you recommend any hotels near Pride Park??? Well you never know your luck!
Plenty young lady. Know alot within spitting distance of the PPS.
The way you go on about Diddy Norris (his name is David by the way Chopper) anyone would think you are jealous of his talent and good looks - is this true?
Well i aint jealous of his inside leg measurement. AC loves him and i take the piss,that is it.
When you went to the police academy are the dormatories called 'styes'?
Nice one. They are shite rooms that everyone can hear when you have pulled.
How many people have you falsley arrested and why?
Never,police can arrest on suspicion so you can suspect wrongly. But each wrongful arrest costs the force £3k,and i begrudge any toerag getting easy money.
Have you ever arrested yourself for 'drink driving'?
Never done it honest,more than it is worth.
Chopper?....do you HAVE a helicopter pilot licence?
Nope,why you ask? Been in several but only as a passenger.
Are you the bad cop in the 'good cop, bad cop' scenario?
Both really,you have to know when to be firm and when to be fair. I am a bit of a hard cop and i have a reputation to match but i am experienced enough to know when to be what.
When you get home and see the misses, do you still say "evenin' all"?
Lol,thought most knew,me and Mrs Chopper don't see eye to eye these days and she is at her parents most of the time.
Did you think the series 'hello hello' was a police one?
I knew it was a shite comedy that was as funny as a mouth ulcer. Pure shit.
Eating pork...canabalism?
Oh yes,and i do it with relish.
If you could organise your own meet up with any 10 posters that you wanted to share a night of drunken ramblings with, who would be invited to your shin dig?
All of you tbh. But if forced to pick it would be Cav,GFJ,Ro,Gres,Coxy,Mrs H,Spozz,AC,Billy,Shinny and Tom. Can i have GT too? Top bloke imo.And Arnie.The list could go on.....
Differences between yank cop and brit bobby?
I have alot of respect for the dangers faced by the Yank police. Over here we are more traditional which is why we are getting gunned down to many times. We need to change imo.
Why are you such a twat?
'Tis the way i am,sorry. If we were all like you the world would be a fucking boring place. Seriously,i am not everyones cuppa but you love me or hate me. The choice is yours.
Out of all the posters on 606, who's most likely to get nicked by you?
Norden for fraud.
Have you found that spare hour yet?
LOL! Trying to and it will be soon.
If you weren't a copper, what would have been?
I am a trained cabinet maker and outdoor instructor,so one of those maybe.
Out of all the ladies on here (and gents if you like) which one(s) catch Chopper's eye?
Spozz,AC,SSW,Laura PAFC,SG,SB,Kateis' mate in that pic,Mrs Gres(joke Mike) ;D
If you had to crack a 606er for a crime, how would you do it? (and who'd be mostly likely to be easiest to break?)
Chopper has his ways,not sure really.Think i would liike to interview Norden about his hooly past.
If you were to come to the next meet up in Stafford, would you
a) be civil with JJ, share a pint and chat over how similar you both are b) slap him c) glass him.
A definately.
If you could invent any law, however stupid, what would it be?
Isn't the law stupid enough already? Think it would be curfew related so nights were easy.
If you were to come to RBNO, in a drinking contest, would you win hands down?
No,when on form i can put some away but no consistently like your Roasters and DTRs,Arnie would come in up there too.
Who on here would be most likely to be given as ASBO?
BWGH but he would not deserve it. Bit of a pussy really.
What posters on here do you feel you relate to most?
Cav is a top bloke who knows how to play MBs,GFJ and the likes of GIAR,Arnie,Billy.
Is it difficult to come home after work and not think about somethings you may have had to deal with?
Very easy now but hard when you first join up.
What is Choppers favourite Ale?
Abbot Ale from the famous Suffolk brewers Greene King.
Does anything in your job ever get to you emotionally like any particular experiences you see or what not?
Stuff to do with kids but i don't let it get to me,you just can't.
Chop, Why did you and the others set up a site as a rival to this one? Was it really done with the best of integrity and went pear shaped, or was it as cynical as it looked?
FW wasn't a rival site it was formed as an alterative to this place. At the time this place had become a bit shit and we just offered somewhere to get away from the bickering and stuff. We had some good ideas over there and 606 had the sense to make Lee a mod and he took on board alot of FWs ideas and made this place good again. Hence we all came back. Sooz made the mountain out of the molehill.
A girl you pull over is 2mg above the limit and offers a quick nosh no questions asked for you to 'forget about it' ... Would you accept?
2mg and you are safe anyways. But no,just not worth it and i aint corrupt.
A fella is driving to work at 7am and gets hit from behind by a girl in a Corsa. When you arrive on the scene the first thing she admits is that it was her fault as she was changing a CD and that she has no insurance. Would you breath test the driver of the car that was hit?
Mate i really feel sorry for you but it is just protocol to do so. When it is on the system you have to and if you don't some inspector will fizz you.
You get on really well with most if not all of the RBNO crew, any chance of an appearance at the next bash? If so, how much of a blind eye are you willing to adopt?!
Pleasure is pleasure and you don't do your own.
What possessed you to turn to the 'dark' side and become a piggy?
I often ask myself this and i really don't know.
Do you like to think your role on the MB is as resident piggy?
Not at all,it took me long enough to admit what i do.
Whats the deal between you and JJ then and why the hostility? You always seem so pissed off with eachother.
What happened with me and JJ is between us and us only,sorry. And i am wrong at times to bring it out on the boards but i am a bit of a firebrand and let it come out.
Chopper, whats the most illegal thing you have done?
Mostly assault related things.
have you ever had to deal with police matters involving any footballers?
No,but once arrested John O'Hares daughter.
what was all that business with that dcfc chick about?
We got chatting on BBC 606 and realised we lived in the same area. Met her out of work a few times,took her out for a drink a few times and then did what boys and girls do. Someone stirred the shit between us,well a few actually,and we fell out. She doesn't know i am Chopper to mt knowledge as i was also Koomartherammie on BBC 606.
Chop! Seeing as your getting bombarded with some toughies I want to know something footy related. What has been the best Derby game that you have been to see and also, which is the best player in a Derby shirt you have witnessed?
Best games are Eveton home in '89,3-2 win but end to end with a brilliant winner by Paul Goddard. Spurs away,3-1 win around '89,sat with my dad he was pissed off when we won.
Whats the funniest moment you have experienced since being on the beat?
The thing folk do when pissed up. But one was catching this couple shagging round the back of the town church. 15 mins later we saw them eating their chips and i asked if they had washed their hands. We all pissed ourselves.
If there was one thing that you could go back in time and change what would it be and why?
I live a life of no regrets nor fear of death. So nothing.
Last one, as you know, people on here are not always what they seem, what do you think about people that lead a lie and trick people on the internet and if they did it to you, what would you say or do?
They are just sad losers imo.That is the trouble with the internet,you never get to hear or see them which makes it harder. Just be yourself.
Chop, if you could stitch someone up that you hated and had reason to get back at them by arresting them for something they didn’t do and get away with it, would you?
No,not at all. That is plain wrong and the consequences are too grim should you be found out.
Has there been a time on the job when you have got scared or nervous within a certain situation or scenario you faced?
No,as the adrenelin kicks in you don't feel fear or trepidation. But afterwards you think of what might have happened. But to dwell would mean you might hestate next time.
Mate, you have 2 beautiful kids. Would you be happy if they wanted to follow your footsteps into the Police force some day?
No i wouldn't. They are clever kids and could do better than that. You should try and better your parents and i will be there to guide them.
have you arrested anyone famous? and if you had the nick someone who would it be?
Been asked twice before so look up. ^^^^^^^^^
why did you and morton argue that time and not get on still now?
We are both arguementative so it was no big deal. We spoke on e-mither and PM and i think he is a good bloke really. I just don't care for his style of posting but that don't mean i dislike him.
Who on this forum would you like to handcuff and beat with your Truncheon?
If it was my man truncheon then Spozz,AC,SSW the list goes on.
We miss you so why dont you prowl anymore?
Had so much shit at home of late i haven't had the time or inclination. I might be back now you put it like that.
Do you think coming from a tough background and upbringing has contributed to you going into the Police Force?
No,but it has helped me block out the shit that we encounter. Life is shit and there are bad folk out there that most wouldn't believe.
Have you ever worked a Footie match as a Policeman and wanted to kick the shit out of some opposition fans?
I have. Stoke fans ran the Eagle centre in Derby. Now at 2 O'clock on a saturday afternoon the Eagle shopping centre is full of families out shopping,not the DLF. So they got it.
do you consider yourself a good judge of character when it comes to sussing who is genuine and who is fake on here?
Sometimes but not always,JJ is better than me at that.
Do you think that if you married again, it would settle you down?
Not sure,i am fidgety and don't settle for long, But who knows,the right girl may come along and tame what is wild.
Chopper what are your views on Zero tolerence?
The Zero Tolerance porn site is shit.Typical Yank porn is shite.
In crime it is frought with danger. It sounds good but when you get it wrong you are always gonna be open to the PC brigade slaughtering you. And the public needs protecting from the likes of me.
Please ask Chopper...a night at the Maypole or a night at the Cap...either way, what the fuck is wrong with a weekend in Surbiton?
Just invite me down for that night in December when you have other company.
Chopper, what would you do if you were called out to sort some trouble and the one of the offender's were related to you?
I am a police officer and would deal with it as any other job. Fairly but firmly.
What do you think is the most ridiculous part of the law?
Sentancing,end of.
Chop, how much does it piss you off that coppers are portrayed more negatively for not helping the public as opposed to heroic for getting into some life risking situations?
We only have ourselves to blame for some things tbh,but are often made out to be ogres by the baddies we arrest as they don't like to be known as baddies outside their own inbred circle.
Can you understand public's frustrations for the lack of bobby's patrolling the streets? What would you suggest to improve matters?
100% Govt funding cutbacks mean there are less police on the streets now than ever but you will nwever hear a politition say that.
You discover one of your kids is guilty of dealing in drugs. knowing that they could get in a lot of trouble if arrested what do you do?
Kick the be jesus out of them like most caring parents would. Cruel to be kind.
whats with the hatrid towards Sooz?
No hatrEd at all. I am a piss taker and i know she will bite,but sometimes i go too far when she is down. Me and Sooz have spoken in every way apart from meeting and she knows what i am like. She does bollock me when i go too far tho'.
whats your honest opinion on jj?
He is very much like me in some ways which is what he doesn't like about me,and totally different in others which is what i don't like about him. I don't hate him and respect him in some ways.
whats your honest opinion on jess?
False but i would bang her into next week given half the chance,and her sister. Would make a good knob cloth for the Chopper.
you seem to like talking straight and are not afraid of saying anything. Do you think that sometimes though you are guilty of causing trouble when it could be avoided?
No,too many stand back and be trodden on. I just speak what i feel and say what i see. I don't pretend i am always right but i am rarely wrong. If you don't like what i say you are a weakling who doesn't like the truth.
what one memory stands out for you since joining the police force?
Got a whole head full and one day might write a book..........but then again maybe not.
Thank you for asking the questions,not as bad as i expected but taxing in their quantity. Love you all really,some more than others. You know who you all are.
Yes,quite a few. one was an old lady who had died on the loo having a piss. A few mangled up in accidents. And i performed CPR on a colleague who dropped dead in front of me.
Have you ever been attacked with a weapon like a knife or gun etc?
Yes,been stabbed,shot at,bitten,hit over the head with something i still don't know what it was,spat on,you name it.Dissarmed a twat with a knife in the days before stab vests.
Who's been the biggest bad ass mo fo that you have seen arrested and for what?
We were called out by the Ambulance service to a violent drunk..We were the second crew on scene and the first bobbies had been laid out by him. He put up on fucking good fight and we eventually overpowered him. He had hit a female officer and that narked me so i hit him very fucking hard several times. He just kept laughing and saying to do it harder. Turns out he was an escaped lifer doing life for garroting his best mate. He was also ex French Foreign Legion and a trained and convicted killer.
If you could meet any of the 606 girls who would it be and why? Also how would you entertain them??
Right,seeing as it says them i will answer in the multiple.
AC-Good friend and confidant,top lass and good to talk to.
Mrs H,fellow police worker and although she is a looker i would like to chat to her as she is really intelligent,no other reason.
Spozz,for reasons she knows all too well.
SSW,good to chat to and very fit imo.
If you could arrest any famous person who would it be and why?
most celebs have their heads too far up their arseholes so most really,but Robbie Williams i think just to show him that real blokes are out there and better than he is.
True or false - you are a right softie really??
Bit of both. Had a shite upbringing that has made me stone cold and hard nosed but if you get to know me i have a real sensitive side. I am very caring but seldom show it.
If you had to support any other Championship team who would it be? (I'll help you out on this one, West Country..... wear Green.......)
None,the only green i wear is for my beloved Celtic.
I've heard that you are a bit of a romantic really - what's your idea of a romantic date??
You heard wrong,sorry. I am (i will admit) loving,caring and passionate but not romantic. Save that for Jilly Cooper novels. A nice meal and a chat,a quiet drink and then home for whatever is about right.
Can you recommend any hotels near Pride Park??? Well you never know your luck!
Plenty young lady. Know alot within spitting distance of the PPS.
The way you go on about Diddy Norris (his name is David by the way Chopper) anyone would think you are jealous of his talent and good looks - is this true?
Well i aint jealous of his inside leg measurement. AC loves him and i take the piss,that is it.
When you went to the police academy are the dormatories called 'styes'?
Nice one. They are shite rooms that everyone can hear when you have pulled.
How many people have you falsley arrested and why?
Never,police can arrest on suspicion so you can suspect wrongly. But each wrongful arrest costs the force £3k,and i begrudge any toerag getting easy money.
Have you ever arrested yourself for 'drink driving'?
Never done it honest,more than it is worth.
Chopper?....do you HAVE a helicopter pilot licence?
Nope,why you ask? Been in several but only as a passenger.
Are you the bad cop in the 'good cop, bad cop' scenario?
Both really,you have to know when to be firm and when to be fair. I am a bit of a hard cop and i have a reputation to match but i am experienced enough to know when to be what.
When you get home and see the misses, do you still say "evenin' all"?
Lol,thought most knew,me and Mrs Chopper don't see eye to eye these days and she is at her parents most of the time.
Did you think the series 'hello hello' was a police one?
I knew it was a shite comedy that was as funny as a mouth ulcer. Pure shit.
Eating pork...canabalism?
Oh yes,and i do it with relish.
If you could organise your own meet up with any 10 posters that you wanted to share a night of drunken ramblings with, who would be invited to your shin dig?
All of you tbh. But if forced to pick it would be Cav,GFJ,Ro,Gres,Coxy,Mrs H,Spozz,AC,Billy,Shinny and Tom. Can i have GT too? Top bloke imo.And Arnie.The list could go on.....
Differences between yank cop and brit bobby?
I have alot of respect for the dangers faced by the Yank police. Over here we are more traditional which is why we are getting gunned down to many times. We need to change imo.
Why are you such a twat?
'Tis the way i am,sorry. If we were all like you the world would be a fucking boring place. Seriously,i am not everyones cuppa but you love me or hate me. The choice is yours.
Out of all the posters on 606, who's most likely to get nicked by you?
Norden for fraud.
Have you found that spare hour yet?
LOL! Trying to and it will be soon.
If you weren't a copper, what would have been?
I am a trained cabinet maker and outdoor instructor,so one of those maybe.
Out of all the ladies on here (and gents if you like) which one(s) catch Chopper's eye?
Spozz,AC,SSW,Laura PAFC,SG,SB,Kateis' mate in that pic,Mrs Gres(joke Mike) ;D
If you had to crack a 606er for a crime, how would you do it? (and who'd be mostly likely to be easiest to break?)
Chopper has his ways,not sure really.Think i would liike to interview Norden about his hooly past.
If you were to come to the next meet up in Stafford, would you
a) be civil with JJ, share a pint and chat over how similar you both are b) slap him c) glass him.
A definately.
If you could invent any law, however stupid, what would it be?
Isn't the law stupid enough already? Think it would be curfew related so nights were easy.
If you were to come to RBNO, in a drinking contest, would you win hands down?
No,when on form i can put some away but no consistently like your Roasters and DTRs,Arnie would come in up there too.
Who on here would be most likely to be given as ASBO?
BWGH but he would not deserve it. Bit of a pussy really.
What posters on here do you feel you relate to most?
Cav is a top bloke who knows how to play MBs,GFJ and the likes of GIAR,Arnie,Billy.
Is it difficult to come home after work and not think about somethings you may have had to deal with?
Very easy now but hard when you first join up.
What is Choppers favourite Ale?
Abbot Ale from the famous Suffolk brewers Greene King.
Does anything in your job ever get to you emotionally like any particular experiences you see or what not?
Stuff to do with kids but i don't let it get to me,you just can't.
Chop, Why did you and the others set up a site as a rival to this one? Was it really done with the best of integrity and went pear shaped, or was it as cynical as it looked?
FW wasn't a rival site it was formed as an alterative to this place. At the time this place had become a bit shit and we just offered somewhere to get away from the bickering and stuff. We had some good ideas over there and 606 had the sense to make Lee a mod and he took on board alot of FWs ideas and made this place good again. Hence we all came back. Sooz made the mountain out of the molehill.
A girl you pull over is 2mg above the limit and offers a quick nosh no questions asked for you to 'forget about it' ... Would you accept?
2mg and you are safe anyways. But no,just not worth it and i aint corrupt.
A fella is driving to work at 7am and gets hit from behind by a girl in a Corsa. When you arrive on the scene the first thing she admits is that it was her fault as she was changing a CD and that she has no insurance. Would you breath test the driver of the car that was hit?
Mate i really feel sorry for you but it is just protocol to do so. When it is on the system you have to and if you don't some inspector will fizz you.
You get on really well with most if not all of the RBNO crew, any chance of an appearance at the next bash? If so, how much of a blind eye are you willing to adopt?!
Pleasure is pleasure and you don't do your own.
What possessed you to turn to the 'dark' side and become a piggy?
I often ask myself this and i really don't know.
Do you like to think your role on the MB is as resident piggy?
Not at all,it took me long enough to admit what i do.
Whats the deal between you and JJ then and why the hostility? You always seem so pissed off with eachother.
What happened with me and JJ is between us and us only,sorry. And i am wrong at times to bring it out on the boards but i am a bit of a firebrand and let it come out.
Chopper, whats the most illegal thing you have done?
Mostly assault related things.
have you ever had to deal with police matters involving any footballers?
No,but once arrested John O'Hares daughter.
what was all that business with that dcfc chick about?
We got chatting on BBC 606 and realised we lived in the same area. Met her out of work a few times,took her out for a drink a few times and then did what boys and girls do. Someone stirred the shit between us,well a few actually,and we fell out. She doesn't know i am Chopper to mt knowledge as i was also Koomartherammie on BBC 606.
Chop! Seeing as your getting bombarded with some toughies I want to know something footy related. What has been the best Derby game that you have been to see and also, which is the best player in a Derby shirt you have witnessed?
Best games are Eveton home in '89,3-2 win but end to end with a brilliant winner by Paul Goddard. Spurs away,3-1 win around '89,sat with my dad he was pissed off when we won.
Whats the funniest moment you have experienced since being on the beat?
The thing folk do when pissed up. But one was catching this couple shagging round the back of the town church. 15 mins later we saw them eating their chips and i asked if they had washed their hands. We all pissed ourselves.
If there was one thing that you could go back in time and change what would it be and why?
I live a life of no regrets nor fear of death. So nothing.
Last one, as you know, people on here are not always what they seem, what do you think about people that lead a lie and trick people on the internet and if they did it to you, what would you say or do?
They are just sad losers imo.That is the trouble with the internet,you never get to hear or see them which makes it harder. Just be yourself.
Chop, if you could stitch someone up that you hated and had reason to get back at them by arresting them for something they didn’t do and get away with it, would you?
No,not at all. That is plain wrong and the consequences are too grim should you be found out.
Has there been a time on the job when you have got scared or nervous within a certain situation or scenario you faced?
No,as the adrenelin kicks in you don't feel fear or trepidation. But afterwards you think of what might have happened. But to dwell would mean you might hestate next time.
Mate, you have 2 beautiful kids. Would you be happy if they wanted to follow your footsteps into the Police force some day?
No i wouldn't. They are clever kids and could do better than that. You should try and better your parents and i will be there to guide them.
have you arrested anyone famous? and if you had the nick someone who would it be?
Been asked twice before so look up. ^^^^^^^^^
why did you and morton argue that time and not get on still now?
We are both arguementative so it was no big deal. We spoke on e-mither and PM and i think he is a good bloke really. I just don't care for his style of posting but that don't mean i dislike him.
Who on this forum would you like to handcuff and beat with your Truncheon?
If it was my man truncheon then Spozz,AC,SSW the list goes on.
We miss you so why dont you prowl anymore?
Had so much shit at home of late i haven't had the time or inclination. I might be back now you put it like that.
Do you think coming from a tough background and upbringing has contributed to you going into the Police Force?
No,but it has helped me block out the shit that we encounter. Life is shit and there are bad folk out there that most wouldn't believe.
Have you ever worked a Footie match as a Policeman and wanted to kick the shit out of some opposition fans?
I have. Stoke fans ran the Eagle centre in Derby. Now at 2 O'clock on a saturday afternoon the Eagle shopping centre is full of families out shopping,not the DLF. So they got it.
do you consider yourself a good judge of character when it comes to sussing who is genuine and who is fake on here?
Sometimes but not always,JJ is better than me at that.
Do you think that if you married again, it would settle you down?
Not sure,i am fidgety and don't settle for long, But who knows,the right girl may come along and tame what is wild.
Chopper what are your views on Zero tolerence?
The Zero Tolerance porn site is shit.Typical Yank porn is shite.
In crime it is frought with danger. It sounds good but when you get it wrong you are always gonna be open to the PC brigade slaughtering you. And the public needs protecting from the likes of me.
Please ask Chopper...a night at the Maypole or a night at the Cap...either way, what the fuck is wrong with a weekend in Surbiton?
Just invite me down for that night in December when you have other company.
Chopper, what would you do if you were called out to sort some trouble and the one of the offender's were related to you?
I am a police officer and would deal with it as any other job. Fairly but firmly.
What do you think is the most ridiculous part of the law?
Sentancing,end of.
Chop, how much does it piss you off that coppers are portrayed more negatively for not helping the public as opposed to heroic for getting into some life risking situations?
We only have ourselves to blame for some things tbh,but are often made out to be ogres by the baddies we arrest as they don't like to be known as baddies outside their own inbred circle.
Can you understand public's frustrations for the lack of bobby's patrolling the streets? What would you suggest to improve matters?
100% Govt funding cutbacks mean there are less police on the streets now than ever but you will nwever hear a politition say that.
You discover one of your kids is guilty of dealing in drugs. knowing that they could get in a lot of trouble if arrested what do you do?
Kick the be jesus out of them like most caring parents would. Cruel to be kind.
whats with the hatrid towards Sooz?
No hatrEd at all. I am a piss taker and i know she will bite,but sometimes i go too far when she is down. Me and Sooz have spoken in every way apart from meeting and she knows what i am like. She does bollock me when i go too far tho'.
whats your honest opinion on jj?
He is very much like me in some ways which is what he doesn't like about me,and totally different in others which is what i don't like about him. I don't hate him and respect him in some ways.
whats your honest opinion on jess?
False but i would bang her into next week given half the chance,and her sister. Would make a good knob cloth for the Chopper.
you seem to like talking straight and are not afraid of saying anything. Do you think that sometimes though you are guilty of causing trouble when it could be avoided?
No,too many stand back and be trodden on. I just speak what i feel and say what i see. I don't pretend i am always right but i am rarely wrong. If you don't like what i say you are a weakling who doesn't like the truth.
what one memory stands out for you since joining the police force?
Got a whole head full and one day might write a book..........but then again maybe not.
Thank you for asking the questions,not as bad as i expected but taxing in their quantity. Love you all really,some more than others. You know who you all are.