Post by Ninja Squirrel on Nov 21, 2006 20:18:34 GMT -1
Hello. Hull City are the greatest team ever. Discuss
Without a doubt Hull are the greatest football team ever they are great because they have the most fans in Hull and as Hull is devoid of all forms of contact with the outside world I'm inclined to agree
How many squirrels have achieved ninja status and how many are merely slightly skilled in the deadly arts?
Well in the great temple of The Divine Chestnut the tomes of Squirrel history say that only 17 squirrels have gained the title of Ninja there are many fakes but the sacred right of passage to obtain the mantle of Ninja Squirrel is a perilous and ancient secret that can not be revealed to those out side the sect.
Why the name Ninja squirrel???
Squirrel was my nick name and Ninja was a cool addition either that or Jedi I flip a coin on it (sad twat I know)
Has mr squirrel got a lady squirrel to keep his nuts warm in winter??
Yes Yes he does
Pick a male poster, now pick a female poster, give them weapons and force them to have a Streetfighter fight to the death. Which posters would it be, who would win, why would they win and would there be celebratory cake afterwards?
I pick Officer Groyman to be armed with a Cheese grater and Mrs H to be armed with an with copy of Vouge magazine, Mrs H to win after supplying a devastating paper cut attack in which a galant OG can not recover and afterwards Mrs H would sit down to a nice batten-burg
Is Dave a biblical name?
And Ye It is Written blessed is the man whom everyone is friends with he shalt be called Dave.
So Yes it is
Is it true that your life flashes before your eyes when you’re about to get run over by a Nova?
No you remember that you haven't taken the washing out of the machine
Does he ever get embarrassed by having the middle name REGINALD?
No he doesn't I was named after my Grandfather who was a war hero and a true english man
Does your name derive from liking asian nuts?
The Wot went wong nut
Do you like nuts and if so what ones?
Brazil nuts with the toffee stuck to the bottom
Do you want other peoples nuts?
Ah a bit of a nut theme going on here, no I just like mine
Do you keep your nuts in a sack?
I do indeed it keeps them warm and dry
Squirrel - how come you were at the front of the queue when God was giving out cool points?
I told everyone else that St Peter was break dancing on a flag pole.
Why Leeds?
I ask myself that now quiet a lot, I never wanted to support a boring team i like the ups and mostly downs you get from being a Leeds Fan there is nothing like it. Its Like being on a Rollercoaster its fun exciting scary and worth it.
What was life like when you dabbled in drugs?
On one side it was cool I got to go to cool Parties met some interesting folk but on the other hand it was stupid I almost ruined my life and I advise anyone thinking about or currently doing drugs to pack it in, it ain't fun when you stop to look at yourself. It's not often I'm serious but kids listen to old squirrel its not a good life.
What is married life like for someone so young?
Dunno not married close though and it is a good life at times it can be frustrating as I got a wondering eye.
How much would it cost to tickle your tail?
£3.50
How many different species of you are there in the world?
There are 267 plus species of squirrel in the world did you know. But only one of me (thank christ)
Whats different about the way Squirrals mate compared to humans?
It's more hairy and the chances of catching the Bubonic plague are higher
What are your interests away from work and here?
I like to attend social functions in the local boozer I have just got myself a XBOX 360, and most of all I am writing a book, I have always wanted to be a novelist.
Whats the most regrettable thing you have done in your life?
Christ where do I start, Smoking is one but I would have to say admitting to my former Girlfriends parents that i would never try to contact my Daughter it eats at me everyday that is the reason I went on to drugs just to try and get past it it still hurts today this is probably why I have a strange outlook on life....and I'm rambling now Good question though
Whats the most embarrassing thing you have done in your life?
I decided to dash from the bathroom to the kitchen to grab some boxers from the clothes horse stark bollock naked to find an estate agent and prospective couple in there if the world could of swallowed me up it could of been then.
What was your favourite kids tv show when you were young?
Transformers loved it then and love it now.
If you could go to a Leeds game with any of the Leeds fans on here, who would you most like to go with?
All of them we are Leeds fans Brethren of the same faith.
Select 10 people who would make watching Big Brother or Im a Celebrity in the jungle worthwhile to us viewers and why!
1. Prince Philip for comedy value
2. Tina Turner for no reason
3. Saddam Hussain to see if he would try to rule them all
4.Graham Norton see below
5. Tom Cruise to get bummed by Graham Norton
6. John Major for being boring and to see who would kill him first
7 Kelly Brook for the hot baby sector
8. A member of Hammas to create trouble
9. Cav well why not
10. An inanimate Carbon Rod
A question of commitment….would you give up sex for a season if Leeds got promoted…we are talking August to May here….
Erm I'm almost married so I know what its like already
Who's the poster you most relate to on the board?
I really don't know I think I get on with most people on here some may find me annoying others a laugh and easy to get on with but whom I do chat to I seemed to get on with well.
That looks like a politicians answer sorry.
List the top 5 most illegal things you’ve ever done
Drugs
Breaking and entering
Entering a country illegally
Stealing
I bought a Now CD once to
You are short on money, and forced to accept a role in a 'specialist' porn film. do you do gay or beastiality, and if beastiality which animal?
Ah a good question I would take gay there is not a chance in hell I shag a sheep a dog maybe ..
What are your three main philosophies on life?
Keep on trucking
And yay as I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil for I am the most evil bastard to walk it.
Always look when crossing the road (this is a relatively new one)
Rank your top 5 biscuits
Jammy Dodgers
Boneios
Hob Nobs
Chocolate Digestive
Jaffa cakes
Right thats me done Cheers for your questions peeps hopefully I have provided you with an insight to my strange yet alluring mind.
Without a doubt Hull are the greatest football team ever they are great because they have the most fans in Hull and as Hull is devoid of all forms of contact with the outside world I'm inclined to agree
How many squirrels have achieved ninja status and how many are merely slightly skilled in the deadly arts?
Well in the great temple of The Divine Chestnut the tomes of Squirrel history say that only 17 squirrels have gained the title of Ninja there are many fakes but the sacred right of passage to obtain the mantle of Ninja Squirrel is a perilous and ancient secret that can not be revealed to those out side the sect.
Why the name Ninja squirrel???
Squirrel was my nick name and Ninja was a cool addition either that or Jedi I flip a coin on it (sad twat I know)
Has mr squirrel got a lady squirrel to keep his nuts warm in winter??
Yes Yes he does
Pick a male poster, now pick a female poster, give them weapons and force them to have a Streetfighter fight to the death. Which posters would it be, who would win, why would they win and would there be celebratory cake afterwards?
I pick Officer Groyman to be armed with a Cheese grater and Mrs H to be armed with an with copy of Vouge magazine, Mrs H to win after supplying a devastating paper cut attack in which a galant OG can not recover and afterwards Mrs H would sit down to a nice batten-burg
Is Dave a biblical name?
And Ye It is Written blessed is the man whom everyone is friends with he shalt be called Dave.
So Yes it is
Is it true that your life flashes before your eyes when you’re about to get run over by a Nova?
No you remember that you haven't taken the washing out of the machine
Does he ever get embarrassed by having the middle name REGINALD?
No he doesn't I was named after my Grandfather who was a war hero and a true english man
Does your name derive from liking asian nuts?
The Wot went wong nut
Do you like nuts and if so what ones?
Brazil nuts with the toffee stuck to the bottom
Do you want other peoples nuts?
Ah a bit of a nut theme going on here, no I just like mine
Do you keep your nuts in a sack?
I do indeed it keeps them warm and dry
Squirrel - how come you were at the front of the queue when God was giving out cool points?
I told everyone else that St Peter was break dancing on a flag pole.
Why Leeds?
I ask myself that now quiet a lot, I never wanted to support a boring team i like the ups and mostly downs you get from being a Leeds Fan there is nothing like it. Its Like being on a Rollercoaster its fun exciting scary and worth it.
What was life like when you dabbled in drugs?
On one side it was cool I got to go to cool Parties met some interesting folk but on the other hand it was stupid I almost ruined my life and I advise anyone thinking about or currently doing drugs to pack it in, it ain't fun when you stop to look at yourself. It's not often I'm serious but kids listen to old squirrel its not a good life.
What is married life like for someone so young?
Dunno not married close though and it is a good life at times it can be frustrating as I got a wondering eye.
How much would it cost to tickle your tail?
£3.50
How many different species of you are there in the world?
There are 267 plus species of squirrel in the world did you know. But only one of me (thank christ)
Whats different about the way Squirrals mate compared to humans?
It's more hairy and the chances of catching the Bubonic plague are higher
What are your interests away from work and here?
I like to attend social functions in the local boozer I have just got myself a XBOX 360, and most of all I am writing a book, I have always wanted to be a novelist.
Whats the most regrettable thing you have done in your life?
Christ where do I start, Smoking is one but I would have to say admitting to my former Girlfriends parents that i would never try to contact my Daughter it eats at me everyday that is the reason I went on to drugs just to try and get past it it still hurts today this is probably why I have a strange outlook on life....and I'm rambling now Good question though
Whats the most embarrassing thing you have done in your life?
I decided to dash from the bathroom to the kitchen to grab some boxers from the clothes horse stark bollock naked to find an estate agent and prospective couple in there if the world could of swallowed me up it could of been then.
What was your favourite kids tv show when you were young?
Transformers loved it then and love it now.
If you could go to a Leeds game with any of the Leeds fans on here, who would you most like to go with?
All of them we are Leeds fans Brethren of the same faith.
Select 10 people who would make watching Big Brother or Im a Celebrity in the jungle worthwhile to us viewers and why!
1. Prince Philip for comedy value
2. Tina Turner for no reason
3. Saddam Hussain to see if he would try to rule them all
4.Graham Norton see below
5. Tom Cruise to get bummed by Graham Norton
6. John Major for being boring and to see who would kill him first
7 Kelly Brook for the hot baby sector
8. A member of Hammas to create trouble
9. Cav well why not
10. An inanimate Carbon Rod
A question of commitment….would you give up sex for a season if Leeds got promoted…we are talking August to May here….
Erm I'm almost married so I know what its like already
Who's the poster you most relate to on the board?
I really don't know I think I get on with most people on here some may find me annoying others a laugh and easy to get on with but whom I do chat to I seemed to get on with well.
That looks like a politicians answer sorry.
List the top 5 most illegal things you’ve ever done
Drugs
Breaking and entering
Entering a country illegally
Stealing
I bought a Now CD once to
You are short on money, and forced to accept a role in a 'specialist' porn film. do you do gay or beastiality, and if beastiality which animal?
Ah a good question I would take gay there is not a chance in hell I shag a sheep a dog maybe ..
What are your three main philosophies on life?
Keep on trucking
And yay as I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil for I am the most evil bastard to walk it.
Always look when crossing the road (this is a relatively new one)
Rank your top 5 biscuits
Jammy Dodgers
Boneios
Hob Nobs
Chocolate Digestive
Jaffa cakes
Right thats me done Cheers for your questions peeps hopefully I have provided you with an insight to my strange yet alluring mind.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Forever without exception. x
