Post by Alex on Sept 30, 2006 18:12:27 GMT -1
Yowzer! This took a bit of time to answer. Thanks to everyone who asked question's, it was good fun. Hope you found out a bit more about me 
Name three songs that fit your life, and explain why.
Fall Out Boy - Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
Chosen this one firstly, as often in life you realise who are your real friends and who aren't. I have discovered who are real friends, and who aren't. And i can tell you this much, you lot are some of my real friends (well as real as it could get, considering this is the internet!
)
Hot Hot Heat - Island Of The Honest Man
Sometimes, i am too honest for my own good, and this sometimes gets me into difficult situations. I say what is on my mind without thinking about it first, and am straight up honest, and sometimes people don't appreciate it
The Killers - Mr Brightside
Pretty self-explanatory really, i mainly look on the bright side of life, glass half-full and all that. And the video of the song also has a lot of meaning to me. (Which is a pretty simple meaning if you watch it
)
Should going commando be encouraged more widely?
Yes, of course. Women should definitely go commando, especially a fit lass when wearing a skirt on a windy day and then generally, it's good to get some air there and a nice cool breeze (but not too cold) 
A little-known fact is that each HMV store is given a three-digit identity code at the head office. Even less-known is that Hull's store is #666. Given that the word 'Hull' itself is only one letter from Satan's famed abode, this is a heck of a coincidence. Is there something you people aren't telling us?
Errm, well, there probably is a link somewhere Hull is a shithole, i'll admit that, however as difficult as it is to see, or even imagine, it is on the up as a City. We just need to ship half the residents out 
Also, these are some twats that might as well be the devil's spawn. Bastard chavs 
SHOOT THE LOT!!
What's it like to have lived in the shadow of Leeds for your entire life?
Who said that! C'mon, own up! Well, i've never compared Leeds to Hull to be honest. Both have their good bits both have their bad bits. In footballing terms, Leeds are a big club, and Hull haven't been for a while, so we're still growing.
As fun as it is to see Leeds lose from a City point of view, it will always be a nice dream to have Wednesday, United, Leeds, City, Barnsley, and Bradford all in the Prem at the same time For Yorkshire! ;D
So yeah, not bothered me to have 'lived in the shadow' of Leeds
How come you're such a lousy flirt?
Because i never have any luck, so don't know what the correct techniques are yet
I will always give it a try though Jodie? Did you ask this?
Being a young whipper snapper, do you find some of the humour on this board goes straight over your head??
Sometimes i find it does However, with me now being a big boy ;D, i sometimes do find intellectual humour very appealling (as limited as it is on this board 
) I think generally i either take things literally when they were said in jest, or just read things in the complete wrong context, and then just get confused, which i must admit is easily down due to the latter reason.
Other than that, i generally get most of the things posted
Who would you class as your best mate on the boards, and why isn’t it Morton??
Probably Rich He's a great pal, chat to him a lot on here as well as MSN, and he has helped me with a lot of things. He's a good guy at heart, gives good (but sometimes blatantly stupid ) advice, and i hope to keep in contact with him for a while.
And in answer to the second part, it isn't Morton because he is way too cool for me to be honest. I wouldn't be able to keep up with his levels of coolness ;D
Hull City have always had shit kits - does it not embarrass you to wear such an unsightly garment??
Honestly, i do like the black and amber. Some of the kits (such as last seasons) were complete shit, with white bits here, black bits there, and generally looked a mess. This season is just your plain black and amber, which i do like. It's original, keep's in touch with the Tigers theme, and is what makes us, us.
I do have a feeling though, that part of this question is relating to the Tiger skin shirt some years back, which i must admit, was a bloody cool kit ;D they should bring out another
Hull falls into the sea (yippee) so who would you turn your allegiance to?? (and you cant say Grimsby!!)
I would never ever say Grimsby!! (bunch of cod heads) Honestly, i'm not sure who i would turn to to be honest. If Hull fell in the sea, i guess i would most probably be in Hull at the time, so wouldn't have this predicament to think about.
But in answer to your question, errm, would pretty much definitely have to be a Yorkshire team, either of the Sheffield's or Leeds. But i doubt i could ever get a season ticket, or get into it as much as i would like. I think i would just become a 'football' supporter, and not have a club.
Many people say that Hull is the 'arsehole of England' - discuss?!
Well, if you follow a particular river coming off the Humber, it goes directly through Nottingham, which is where my theory starts. If Hull is the arsehole of the England, that means we only export the shit, whereas Nottingham, provides (generates if you will) the shit, so therefore the tables have turned, and Nottingham is now the shithole so to speak ;D Mwah ha ha! Eh Katie? Eh? ;D ;D ;D
So, in conclusion, Hull get's the bad name, as the arsehole does, however it is in fact Nottingham, aka the Intestine, which is actually the real shit producer ;D
You are to be fed to cannibals after a night out in Doncaster, which body part do you give them to eat first??
Well, i'm not sure in all honesty, i've never thought about it, don't drink, and would never stop foot in Doncaster
But in answer to your question, i would probably give an arm, as it still gives me a chance to run away, whereas if i gave a leg, it would severely reduce the chances of this.
You very rarely 'prowl' on the boards, and don’t enter the caption competition - are you gay??
I can confirm that i am not gay. I don't prowl because, well i feel i don't know the prowlers that well, even though i'm sure you're all lovely people I should go introduce myself sometime
And secondly, i don't enter the caption competitions because i am not the wittiest person, and it often takes me hours to think of something even remotely witty. Which puts me off competing
Being a toddler on 606, which older poster do you see as a 'father figure...and why?
Toddler? TODDLER? I'm fricking 17 years old! But generally, if i had to answer truthfully, even though there aren't that many years between us, i would say Hulsey. He 'seems'( ) to be full of good advice, and i am sure if i ever needed advice, he would be able to a level headed answer
Other nominees included Gres, Ro, JJ, and the potential step-Dad OG ;d
A mother figure would probably be either Lollipop or Jess, even though they aren't much older than me
Are you still a virgin...and why?
I am And in answer to the second part, i just haven't found the right person as daft and cheesey as it sounds, i want the first time to be someone i care about, someone i am actually going out with, and someone who it would be worth losing it to.
I.e., not do a desperate JJ where he doesn't know if he was actually 'in' ;D ;D
Is it difficult being a nice guy?...and could you teach JJ to be one too?
It's not 'difficult' to be a nice guy, it just comes with the type of personality i've got, which sometimes get's taken advantage of And i know JJ is a nice guy, he just needs discipline in his life, perhaps from a special woman in his life ;D
List your 5 least favourite posters ...and why!
Yikes, nasty question! But i've got to answer i suppose
1. BWGH - Twat.
Sorry, that's all i can think of, there is no-one i do not like to be honest Everyone is great in their own way Apologies to the question asker
Which of your 'talking thread' buddies do you fancy most (excluding Rich)?
Damnit, i was totally going to choose Rich....... Errrm, i have a feeling Katie/WALL could have asked this one Oooh, i've gone all embarrassed now well, honestly, i would have to say Jodie Lovely personality, we have good banter, and is a good looking lady
Is it true Hull smells of fish?
I honestly couldn't answer that question. I would presume it doesn't, however as i live in Hull, and have done all my life, if it did, i would have grown used to it, so couldn't tell you
What is the best way to eat eggs? Fried, scrambled, in an omelette, what do you think?
Dippy eggs with soldiers Nothing beats em ;D (Get the pun there? ;D ) However, the soldiers mustn't be too thick, as you don't want them to not fit into the egg! And also, you want the bread toasted enough to not be soft and not solid enough to hold, but not too toasted so it is burnt.
If you could shag anyone in the world, who would it be??
I'm not sure to be honest. Probably the girl i fancy lots at college I don't think there are any celebrities or anything who severely attract me. Maybe a girl i know from Iceland, she's hot. Errm, Cheryl Tweedy, errrm, Mischa Barton, Kiera Knightley, Rachel Bilson
We all know supporting Hull can be a bit dull, try and spice up Hull for us and say something interesting about them?
Errm, difficult! Hull has a population of 300 000, and is the tenth largest City in England. It's the biggest City in Europe never to have had a top flight football team, there is The Deep, some shit water fish museum thingy, with the deepest tank in the world or some shite like that. Errrrm........ and Hull City, has the KC Stadium
The best stadium outside of the Prem, errrm, Bo Myhill, the best Goalie outside of the Prem.
Are you my long lost brother?
Possibly
If i come to the KC, will you buy me a pie?
Now i think this could be redblue asking this question, with Palarse playing with City today. If i am correct, which i usually am, then no, because that would require a time machine. If anyone else asked this, then again no, because i will not be in the same end to be able to get to the same food kiosk to purchase you a pie, so there
Which of the female members of the still talking thread would you most like to go on a date with?
Probably Jodie, as seen with one of the questions stated above
Name three songs that fit your life, and explain why.
Fall Out Boy - Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
Chosen this one firstly, as often in life you realise who are your real friends and who aren't. I have discovered who are real friends, and who aren't. And i can tell you this much, you lot are some of my real friends (well as real as it could get, considering this is the internet!
)Hot Hot Heat - Island Of The Honest Man
Sometimes, i am too honest for my own good, and this sometimes gets me into difficult situations. I say what is on my mind without thinking about it first, and am straight up honest, and sometimes people don't appreciate it
The Killers - Mr Brightside
Pretty self-explanatory really, i mainly look on the bright side of life, glass half-full and all that. And the video of the song also has a lot of meaning to me. (Which is a pretty simple meaning if you watch it
)Should going commando be encouraged more widely?
Yes, of course. Women should definitely go commando, especially a fit lass when wearing a skirt on a windy day
and then generally, it's good to get some air there and a nice cool breeze (but not too cold) 
A little-known fact is that each HMV store is given a three-digit identity code at the head office. Even less-known is that Hull's store is #666. Given that the word 'Hull' itself is only one letter from Satan's famed abode, this is a heck of a coincidence. Is there something you people aren't telling us?
Errm, well, there probably is a link somewhere
Hull is a shithole, i'll admit that, however as difficult as it is to see, or even imagine, it is on the up as a City. We just need to ship half the residents out 
Also, these are some twats that might as well be the devil's spawn. Bastard chavs 
SHOOT THE LOT!! What's it like to have lived in the shadow of Leeds for your entire life?
Who said that! C'mon, own up!
Well, i've never compared Leeds to Hull to be honest. Both have their good bits both have their bad bits. In footballing terms, Leeds are a big club, and Hull haven't been for a while, so we're still growing. As fun as it is to see Leeds lose from a City point of view, it will always be a nice dream to have Wednesday, United, Leeds, City, Barnsley, and Bradford all in the Prem at the same time
For Yorkshire! ;DSo yeah, not bothered me to have 'lived in the shadow' of Leeds
How come you're such a lousy flirt?
Because i never have any luck, so don't know what the correct techniques are yet
I will always give it a try though Jodie? Did you ask this? Being a young whipper snapper, do you find some of the humour on this board goes straight over your head??
Sometimes i find it does
However, with me now being a big boy ;D, i sometimes do find intellectual humour very appealling (as limited as it is on this board 
) I think generally i either take things literally when they were said in jest, or just read things in the complete wrong context, and then just get confused, which i must admit is easily down due to the latter reason.Other than that, i generally get most of the things posted
Who would you class as your best mate on the boards, and why isn’t it Morton??
Probably Rich
He's a great pal, chat to him a lot on here as well as MSN, and he has helped me with a lot of things. He's a good guy at heart, gives good (but sometimes blatantly stupid ) advice, and i hope to keep in contact with him for a while. And in answer to the second part, it isn't Morton because he is way too cool for me to be honest. I wouldn't be able to keep up with his levels of coolness ;D
Hull City have always had shit kits - does it not embarrass you to wear such an unsightly garment??
Honestly, i do like the black and amber. Some of the kits (such as last seasons) were complete shit, with white bits here, black bits there, and generally looked a mess. This season is just your plain black and amber, which i do like. It's original, keep's in touch with the Tigers theme, and is what makes us, us.
I do have a feeling though, that part of this question is relating to the Tiger skin shirt some years back, which i must admit, was a bloody cool kit ;D they should bring out another
Hull falls into the sea (yippee) so who would you turn your allegiance to?? (and you cant say Grimsby!!)
I would never ever say Grimsby!! (bunch of cod heads)
Honestly, i'm not sure who i would turn to to be honest. If Hull fell in the sea, i guess i would most probably be in Hull at the time, so wouldn't have this predicament to think about. But in answer to your question, errm, would pretty much definitely have to be a Yorkshire team, either of the Sheffield's or Leeds. But i doubt i could ever get a season ticket, or get into it as much as i would like. I think i would just become a 'football' supporter, and not have a club.
Many people say that Hull is the 'arsehole of England' - discuss?!
Well, if you follow a particular river coming off the Humber, it goes directly through Nottingham, which is where my theory starts. If Hull is the arsehole of the England, that means we only export the shit, whereas Nottingham, provides (generates if you will) the shit, so therefore the tables have turned, and Nottingham is now the shithole so to speak ;D Mwah ha ha! Eh Katie? Eh? ;D ;D ;D
So, in conclusion, Hull get's the bad name, as the arsehole does, however it is in fact Nottingham, aka the Intestine, which is actually the real shit producer ;D
You are to be fed to cannibals after a night out in Doncaster, which body part do you give them to eat first??
Well, i'm not sure in all honesty, i've never thought about it, don't drink, and would never stop foot in Doncaster
But in answer to your question, i would probably give an arm, as it still gives me a chance to run away, whereas if i gave a leg, it would severely reduce the chances of this. You very rarely 'prowl' on the boards, and don’t enter the caption competition - are you gay??
I can confirm that i am not gay. I don't prowl because, well i feel i don't know the prowlers that well, even though i'm sure you're all lovely people
I should go introduce myself sometime And secondly, i don't enter the caption competitions because i am not the wittiest person, and it often takes me hours to think of something even remotely witty. Which puts me off competing
Being a toddler on 606, which older poster do you see as a 'father figure...and why?
Toddler? TODDLER? I'm fricking 17 years old! But generally, if i had to answer truthfully, even though there aren't that many years between us, i would say Hulsey. He 'seems'(
) to be full of good advice, and i am sure if i ever needed advice, he would be able to a level headed answer Other nominees included Gres, Ro, JJ, and the potential step-Dad OG ;d
A mother figure would probably be either Lollipop or Jess, even though they aren't much older than me
Are you still a virgin...and why?
I am
And in answer to the second part, i just haven't found the right person as daft and cheesey as it sounds, i want the first time to be someone i care about, someone i am actually going out with, and someone who it would be worth losing it to. I.e., not do a desperate JJ where he doesn't know if he was actually 'in'
;D ;DIs it difficult being a nice guy?...and could you teach JJ to be one too?
It's not 'difficult' to be a nice guy, it just comes with the type of personality i've got, which sometimes get's taken advantage of
And i know JJ is a nice guy, he just needs discipline in his life, perhaps from a special woman in his life ;DList your 5 least favourite posters ...and why!
Yikes, nasty question! But i've got to answer i suppose
1. BWGH - Twat.
Sorry, that's all i can think of, there is no-one i do not like to be honest
Everyone is great in their own way Apologies to the question asker Which of your 'talking thread' buddies do you fancy most (excluding Rich)?
Damnit, i was totally going to choose Rich.......
Errrm, i have a feeling Katie/WALL could have asked this one Oooh, i've gone all embarrassed now well, honestly, i would have to say Jodie Lovely personality, we have good banter, and is a good looking lady Is it true Hull smells of fish?
I honestly couldn't answer that question. I would presume it doesn't, however as i live in Hull, and have done all my life, if it did, i would have grown used to it, so couldn't tell you
What is the best way to eat eggs? Fried, scrambled, in an omelette, what do you think?
Dippy eggs with soldiers
Nothing beats em ;D (Get the pun there? ;D ) However, the soldiers mustn't be too thick, as you don't want them to not fit into the egg! And also, you want the bread toasted enough to not be soft and not solid enough to hold, but not too toasted so it is burnt. If you could shag anyone in the world, who would it be??
I'm not sure to be honest. Probably the girl i fancy lots at college
I don't think there are any celebrities or anything who severely attract me. Maybe a girl i know from Iceland, she's hot. Errm, Cheryl Tweedy, errrm, Mischa Barton, Kiera Knightley, Rachel Bilson We all know supporting Hull can be a bit dull, try and spice up Hull for us and say something interesting about them?
Errm, difficult! Hull has a population of 300 000, and is the tenth largest City in England. It's the biggest City in Europe never to have had a top flight football team, there is The Deep, some shit water fish museum thingy, with the deepest tank in the world or some shite like that. Errrrm........ and Hull City, has the KC Stadium
The best stadium outside of the Prem, errrm, Bo Myhill, the best Goalie outside of the Prem. Are you my long lost brother?
Possibly
If i come to the KC, will you buy me a pie?
Now i think this could be redblue asking this question, with Palarse playing with City today. If i am correct, which i usually am, then no, because that would require a time machine. If anyone else asked this, then again no, because i will not be in the same end to be able to get to the same food kiosk to purchase you a pie, so there
Which of the female members of the still talking thread would you most like to go on a date with?
Probably Jodie, as seen with one of the questions stated above
