Post by ArgyleChick on Sept 4, 2006 19:03:48 GMT -1
1) AC, as has been asked to many females before.. Which tit would you let us see if you posed for Maxim/FHM/Zoo/Nuts? Left, right or everything? (If the money was right)
To be honest, I don't think a) I have the boobs for that and b) the confidence to do it, mind you you haven't mentioned if its naked or not, so I guess both - fully clothed!!!
2) World war three has just finished, everyone is dead but you and five male posters here managed to scramble into a shelter. You have to repopulate the world, how would you spend your day? And with whom?
I would probably spend my day sitting there wondering why me!! No honestly, I would probably end up listening to everyones troubles and being blokes, it would seem 100% worse than it really is (think man flu!!). Guessing that the question is about repopulating the world, I probably wouldn't have time for much else but the obvious
With whom eh??? 5 posters??? In no particular order it would be Chopper, Hulsey, Pastie, Neil and Ro (oh come on I have to win points on the captions somehow)!
3) You have won the lottery, 10 million... Roman Abroahmovic sells Chelsea and tells you that he will put 500 million into Plymouth Argyle if you put every penny of your win in, but you are not allowed to get any return at all for 25 years.. You may not borrow against it... Would you sacrifice and turn Plymouth into world beaters and take a chance you make it financially or fuck your team and buy some champers to celebrate, get a box and live it large?
I would tell that Roman chap where to stick it to be honest, I would rather buy the box, give the boys the champers and have a damn good time! Money may buy success but that would be damn boring, winning in day in day out, nah if you are a Plymouth fan you stick behind them through thick and thin!!!
4) Usual question many will ask, top ten posters and why?
Oh now this will be fun!!!
Chopper - someone who is always annoying me by doubting everything about himself - STOP IT!!! Lovely guy and says the loveliest things, one day I will convert this mean copper into being a Green!! He knows how I really feel about him so I will say no more
Hulsey - well what can I say! Another trully lovely guy who always makes me smile with the things that he says, is honest and always there with the right words at the right time! However I always have to have a stash of tissues as he always makes me cry. Have fun in Oz mate!!
Snafu Faber - Puts up with my never ending David rants!! Have had the pleasure of meeting him in person and is fab! See you at the QPR game mate!
Ben - another brilliant lad! I've also had the privelege and honour of spending 90 mins at Home Park with him! Sorry that you got wet though, it was only a "bit" of rain!!!! Your choice of seat next time!!!
Pastie - Sorry about the Wolves game I must have "forgotten" where to meet you! I'd have liked a teacher as nice as him at school! Oh and cos I like you so much - guess who's up next for this?
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Shinny - haven't known Shinny long but she's a great girl and how she puts up with that Stoke supporting boyfriend of hers..... the girl deserves a medal!! See you in March hun!!
Neil - ahhh now what can I say about the man that put me here today!! Not as bad as what everyone makes out I feel and I am itching to get my felt tips out and colour in that tattoo of his! See you at St Mary's next Saturday
Ster - Great guy and was very supportive when I was a mod! However I do think that he could have let me win the caption FA Cup round
Ro - always makes me cry tears of.................... pain when I see those captions! Has done a fab job on here with those and thanks for that!!!
GfJ - like Hulsey another lovely guy who has been there for me at times when I've needed it. Thanks for the lovely things you've said, you know that they have worked and I won't let you down!!!! Promise!
Is that 10?? Good!
I cannot complete this list without mentioning my fellow Greens - all fab people, especially Laura and her Akos, KIG guys and gals!! xx
5) 20 years ahead, would you rather your son came home and told you he was gay or rather he came home in an Exeter shirt?
Gay - without a doubt!
6) How many children do you want? And what will their names be?
Well believe it or not, being a paediatric nurse, I actually don't really want kids!! I know, I work with them everyday at work and believe you me thats enough to put me off for life!!! Who knows though, maybe one day when the right person comes along things may change.
If I did have them though I think it would be either Michael, Dan, Scott or Martyn (with a Y the Cornish way!!) for a boy and Mollie or Katie something like that for a girl.
7) Have you ever worn your nurses uniform whilst performing a sexual act? If not - would you?
One answer to this.......... no!!
No I don't think I would to be honest, as believe you me its not flattering, maybe thats where I am going wrong, I need that one from Ann Summers???
8) Have you ever in your capacity as a nurse had to treat a friend bought into hospital e.g. a drunk old school friend you've had to help stomach pump..
No I haven't to be honest, I guess if I still lived nearer to where I went to school I may actually have more chance of treating the children of my old school mates, but I have never looked after any of their parents!
9) On an average day at Home Park, how many Alzheimer's society banners can you see?
Flippin heck Pastie are you STILL going on about this!!?
I guess on average it would be one wouldn't it!!
10) Is it true that you spotted PASTIE at HP that day but elected not to go and say hello in case he turned out to be a sociopath?
No its not true, I couldn't find him and to be honest wasn't really going to walk through the Mayflower looking a bit of an idiot looking at strangers!!
Panic not one day I will find him with the joys that is modern technology called a mobile!!! Yes we do have them in Plymouth!
11) Whilst performing on the HP pitch last season, is it true that you were the one with the horn?
Cheeky
No I was the one with the cornet with the Green and White ribbons that everyone missed - took me ages to stick them on!!
It was the best gig of my banding career and I hardly played a note, I was too busy ogling Chadders and so overwhelmed by it all! No it was brilliant and I couldn't believe I was actually on the pitch - fab!
12) David Norris or Dustin Hoffman: who do you think would win more headers if they were a centre half?
I was waiting for the Norris jokes to start
I guess being slightly small David wouldn't get that many, so I am guessing that it would be Dustin Hoffman
13) It is a well known fact that you really like David 'the borrower' Norris, but if you had to choose a different footballer (non argyle) from the Championship who would it be and why?
(Thanks Chopper or Ben - come on own up!!)
Do I fancy David Norris - who on earth gave you that impression??? Shocking!
Any other player........ to be honest I can't say that I really have noticed any others I have Green eyes only, shame Hulse isn't at Leeds any more as it would have been him without a doubt. I guess that it would probably be Marc Edworthy (is he still at Coventry??) he was very fit when he played for Argyle all those years ago, mind you I also have a thing for goalies, so I'm guessing that I will have to look more!!!
14) Another well known fact is that argyleneil is a perv and gets upto things that would make anyone shiver with fright ( ) if you saw him on the floor needed mouth to mouth would you:
A) pretend you never saw him and run away
B) floss his teeth incase any pubic hair were still about
C) Just get on with it
Have to be C) to be honest, it is my professional duty of care to provide basic life support to the best of my ability - no honestly it is! So Neil if you collapse with the excitement of it all at St Mary's - pucker up AC is a coming!!!
A late entry msn'd to be earleir this evening!!! (there's always one!!)
15) How is it going to feel to finish below Stoke this year?
Well what a daft question Tom We are not going to finish below you so I guess I will never know, but you can fill us Greens in with the details of how it feels in May!!
To be honest, I don't think a) I have the boobs for that and b) the confidence to do it, mind you you haven't mentioned if its naked or not, so I guess both - fully clothed!!!
2) World war three has just finished, everyone is dead but you and five male posters here managed to scramble into a shelter. You have to repopulate the world, how would you spend your day? And with whom?
I would probably spend my day sitting there wondering why me!! No honestly, I would probably end up listening to everyones troubles and being blokes, it would seem 100% worse than it really is (think man flu!!). Guessing that the question is about repopulating the world, I probably wouldn't have time for much else but the obvious
With whom eh??? 5 posters??? In no particular order it would be Chopper, Hulsey, Pastie, Neil and Ro (oh come on I have to win points on the captions somehow)!
3) You have won the lottery, 10 million... Roman Abroahmovic sells Chelsea and tells you that he will put 500 million into Plymouth Argyle if you put every penny of your win in, but you are not allowed to get any return at all for 25 years.. You may not borrow against it... Would you sacrifice and turn Plymouth into world beaters and take a chance you make it financially or fuck your team and buy some champers to celebrate, get a box and live it large?
I would tell that Roman chap where to stick it to be honest, I would rather buy the box, give the boys the champers and have a damn good time! Money may buy success but that would be damn boring, winning in day in day out, nah if you are a Plymouth fan you stick behind them through thick and thin!!!
4) Usual question many will ask, top ten posters and why?
Oh now this will be fun!!!
Chopper - someone who is always annoying me by doubting everything about himself - STOP IT!!! Lovely guy and says the loveliest things, one day I will convert this mean copper into being a Green!! He knows how I really feel about him so I will say no more
Hulsey - well what can I say! Another trully lovely guy who always makes me smile with the things that he says, is honest and always there with the right words at the right time! However I always have to have a stash of tissues as he always makes me cry. Have fun in Oz mate!!
Snafu Faber - Puts up with my never ending David rants!! Have had the pleasure of meeting him in person and is fab! See you at the QPR game mate!
Ben - another brilliant lad! I've also had the privelege and honour of spending 90 mins at Home Park with him! Sorry that you got wet though, it was only a "bit" of rain!!!! Your choice of seat next time!!!
Pastie - Sorry about the Wolves game
I must have "forgotten" where to meet you! I'd have liked a teacher as nice as him at school! Oh and cos I like you so much - guess who's up next for this?
? Shinny - haven't known Shinny long but she's a great girl and how she puts up with that Stoke supporting boyfriend of hers..... the girl deserves a medal!! See you in March hun!!
Neil - ahhh now what can I say about the man that put me here today!! Not as bad as what everyone makes out I feel and I am itching to get my felt tips out and colour in that tattoo of his! See you at St Mary's next Saturday
Ster - Great guy and was very supportive when I was a mod! However I do think that he could have let me win the caption FA Cup round
Ro - always makes me cry tears of.................... pain when I see those captions! Has done a fab job on here with those and thanks for that!!!
GfJ - like Hulsey another lovely guy who has been there for me at times when I've needed it. Thanks for the lovely things you've said, you know that they have worked and I won't let you down!!!! Promise!
Is that 10?? Good!
I cannot complete this list without mentioning my fellow Greens - all fab people, especially Laura and her Akos, KIG guys and gals!! xx
5) 20 years ahead, would you rather your son came home and told you he was gay or rather he came home in an Exeter shirt?
Gay - without a doubt!
6) How many children do you want? And what will their names be?
Well believe it or not, being a paediatric nurse, I actually don't really want kids!! I know, I work with them everyday at work and believe you me thats enough to put me off for life!!! Who knows though, maybe one day when the right person comes along things may change.
If I did have them though I think it would be either Michael, Dan, Scott or Martyn (with a Y the Cornish way!!) for a boy and Mollie or Katie something like that for a girl.
7) Have you ever worn your nurses uniform whilst performing a sexual act? If not - would you?
One answer to this.......... no!!
No I don't think I would to be honest, as believe you me its not flattering, maybe thats where I am going wrong, I need that one from Ann Summers???
8) Have you ever in your capacity as a nurse had to treat a friend bought into hospital e.g. a drunk old school friend you've had to help stomach pump..
No I haven't to be honest, I guess if I still lived nearer to where I went to school I may actually have more chance of treating the children of my old school mates, but I have never looked after any of their parents!
9) On an average day at Home Park, how many Alzheimer's society banners can you see?
Flippin heck Pastie are you STILL going on about this!!
?I guess on average it would be one wouldn't it!!
10) Is it true that you spotted PASTIE at HP that day but elected not to go and say hello in case he turned out to be a sociopath?
No its not true, I couldn't find him and to be honest wasn't really going to walk through the Mayflower looking a bit of an idiot looking at strangers!!
Panic not one day I will find him with the joys that is modern technology called a mobile!!! Yes we do have them in Plymouth!
11) Whilst performing on the HP pitch last season, is it true that you were the one with the horn?
Cheeky
No I was the one with the cornet with the Green and White ribbons that everyone missed - took me ages to stick them on!!
It was the best gig of my banding career and I hardly played a note, I was too busy ogling Chadders and so overwhelmed by it all! No it was brilliant and I couldn't believe I was actually on the pitch - fab!
12) David Norris or Dustin Hoffman: who do you think would win more headers if they were a centre half?
I was waiting for the Norris jokes to start
I guess being slightly small David wouldn't get that many, so I am guessing that it would be Dustin Hoffman
13) It is a well known fact that you really like David 'the borrower' Norris, but if you had to choose a different footballer (non argyle) from the Championship who would it be and why?
(Thanks Chopper or Ben - come on own up!!)
Do I fancy David Norris - who on earth gave you that impression??? Shocking!
Any other player........ to be honest I can't say that I really have noticed any others I have Green eyes only, shame Hulse isn't at Leeds any more as it would have been him without a doubt. I guess that it would probably be Marc Edworthy (is he still at Coventry??) he was very fit when he played for Argyle all those years ago, mind you I also have a thing for goalies, so I'm guessing that I will have to look more!!!
14) Another well known fact is that argyleneil is a perv and gets upto things that would make anyone shiver with fright ( ) if you saw him on the floor needed mouth to mouth would you:
A) pretend you never saw him and run away
B) floss his teeth incase any pubic hair were still about
C) Just get on with it
Have to be C) to be honest, it is my professional duty of care to provide basic life support to the best of my ability - no honestly it is! So Neil if you collapse with the excitement of it all at St Mary's - pucker up AC is a coming!!!
A late entry msn'd to be earleir this evening!!! (there's always one!!)
15) How is it going to feel to finish below Stoke this year?
Well what a daft question Tom
We are not going to finish below you so I guess I will never know, but you can fill us Greens in with the details of how it feels in May!!
;D
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