Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 11, 2006 21:20:47 GMT -1
Mate, you have a few to answer!! Best of luck and we will talk when you have finished!! Best of luck, I have deleted NONE of the questions, these are as they were put to me. If you find any offensive then choose not to answer.. I did my bit..!
Gres you had to make a choice to stay alive,
1 You turn full gay
2 You support Notts forest for the rest of your life
* Id have to become a forest fan - id rather support the red dogs than lose my anal virginity!! Id rather lose my friends than my dignity!!
Gresley, you are a Ram. Does this mean you like to ram people?
* Strange question - i would guess the answer is no! i dont think it would be very neighbourly to run around Gresley 'ramming' people - when you are my size i'd probably fuckin kill someone!
How may Plymouth Argyle fans can you accommodate in your front room?
* i would guess about 15, but since the laws about no standing, i would imagine that i could comfortably accomodate about 9-10 in comfy chairs!!
Why did you never respond to the suppository pic on RBNO when it was one of my personal favourites?
*there are too many to coment on all of em - but i liked it! Cant say ive ever had a suppository though, and i cant say i'll ever bloody want one either!!
What proportion of RBNO do you think has been written by you or about you?
* I reckon that a good 30% has been written about me, and about 15% written by me - looks like i'd better get to bloody work to redress the balance!
How come the bus was hijacked? What were they after?
*Long story, but they were after my mate Dave Bergin, who was a nightclub promoter - he had the hijackers banned from his clubs for drug dealing, so they wanted him dead!
Are you actually only 4 foot eleven?
Yes - when im sat on the bog! (sorry if that has given anyone a scary mental image while they are eating their tea!)
Gres, it must be embarrassing to support Derby but will you be going somewhere on the 12th August when it is a great person's birthday to see your team lose again?
* Alex....i will be sat in my living room, crying into my beer, while mini Gres says "its ok daddy, they might win next week" - like most other bloody saturdays!!
You seem to be a pretty tall fella'. Have you ever hit your head on a door frame when perhaps skipping or jumping through.
PS. This is not from personally experience.........
* countless times - i naturally duck now whenever i walk through a door - its a reflex action! Tends to happen when pissed a lot more though, and it doesnt hurt til morning! I have also taken down numerous light fittings while pissed - that also fuckin hurts!!
If you had to shag one of the BB ladies, which one would you shag and why?
Imogen? Jayne? Jenny? Nikki? Aisleyne? Suzie?
*cant say i watch a lot of it...but if it had to be one, id shag imogen (she seems quite tidy, and i havent a clue about the others!!) If she started rabbiting on in welsh though, id have to 'accidently' slip from pink to brown til she shut the fuck up!!
Gres what Derby match are you most loking forward to in this comming season?
*I always look forward to playing Wednesday (home or away) - there's always a good crowd, plenty of goals and a cracking atmosphere. Last season i dreaded every game - hopefully this season will be a tad better!!
Do you think you will win the Logo competition?
*its not looking good - i need 4 more votes and ive run out of mates!!! fair play to LL - though i never like losing to Leicester!!
Do you find it difficult shopping for clothes and shoes being as big as you are?
*Yes!!! Being tall you tend to find certain shops or brands that fit - i buy lots from Next, Gap and i get loads of surf stuff from Fat-Face and Quicksilver. Shoes arent so bad, im only a size 11.
Fight time. Going from what you know of people on here who do you think is a hard bastard?
*I get the impression that the stafford boys (Ro, GFJ and DTR) are quite handy, plus i know Sterland has cracked a few heads in his time - i wouldnt want to piss Chopper off either - but thats unlikely - he's a ram!! I'd take my chances with any of em - but luckily, that will never happen!
Loving time. Going from what you know of people on here who do you think (female) is most attractive?
*tough one, cos i dont really know enough about any of em - i like the thought of AC in a nurses outfit (what redblooded male doesnt) i like the thought of a nice curry and a shag with MrsH (she wont be happy if she sees this) and i like the chilled out easy going leeds girls (spozz and lollipop) - I'd just have to shag all of em before making up my mind!! (kidding girls/ladies??!!)
List your Top five favourite 606 posters male or female and give reasons why?
* In no particular order:
Roaster - makes me laugh and his occasional mood swings keep me on my toes!! Funny Bloke!
GFJ - Top bloke, funny as fuck and shares my sense of humour!
PASTIE - very sharp and very funny - enjoyed many a late night conversation about nothing with this fella!
Sterland - started RBNO and is always happy to have the rip taken out of him!! My Caption nemesis!!
MrMillwall - tough one to pick just one more, but this fella has my sense of humour, likes my 'old school' type tunes and bares no grudges!
No suprises there then eh!! i could add many more including Chopper, DTR, MrsH, GB, TGI, CAV, AC, HULSEY etc etc but you wanted 5!
I'd like to add, that i dont dislike any poster on the site - i hated BWGH but he's fucked off now!! ;D ;D
How much are you looking forward to the EOS pissup this comming weekend (if you are going)?
*cant come im afriad - have to look after mini Gres! Will be a top night, and i hope you all come back with plenty of stories so i can fill my boots on RBNO!!
Your next movie part is a gay bloke and you have to do a gay sex scene with tongues - do you accept the part?
*NOPE!!! See answer 1 - no offence to anyone who may be gay - but it aint my thing!
Mrs Gresley has been signing on here whilst you are at work. Do you think you would know which poster she is?
* Easy - she would be the one who has started a 'shopping' thread and has spelt everything wrong!!
Did you think you were gonna die when that bus was ambushed?
For a while ..YES!! When some black gangsta sticks a shotgun in yer face, your arse starts to twitch a little!!
My football is stuck up a tree, can you bend down and give it back please?
*there you go, now go and play up yer own end, before i tell yer dad!!
Where do you forsee Derby in 5 years time?
*i would imagine it'll still be in the East Midlands, though with global warming it might be the new south coast!! OH SHIT....that'd make me a southerner!! Id have to move!!
If your wife was drunk and decided she was up for a threesome with a friend, would you oblige and live with the guilt for the experience?
*i doubt id go ahead - it could only lead to grief and i dont wanna share my missus with anyone - she wouldnt need to anyway - she's got me - SAY NO MORE!!
What are you lifes ambitions?
*To be succesful in my job, to make sure Mini Gres/mrs Gres/ stepdaughter Gres never need for anything and to die peacefully in my sleep! that'd do me!!
Is it true you have wreaked vengeance on every single person to 'do you' on RBNO?
probably not everyone - i dont think ive ever got Spozz, and there may have been the occasional drifter who slipped the net! I try my best!!
You win a grand on the Lottery after telling all the 606 crew you would throw a piss up if you won, who do you invite and why?
*with only a grand its tough - i'd only be able to afford GFJ cos he's an alcoholic! £10,000 and i'd invite everyone!
Do you think being a Mod changed the way people look at you?
*i dont think so - maybe it made me more visible, cos i try to get around the site a bit more! Those that like me, like me - those that dont, dont! I try not to offend people - but some people will inevitably think im a c*nt! I dont think being a MOD will have affected anyones opinion of me - i havent changed!!
Thanks everyone who gave a question - i quite enjoyed that!!
NOW VOTE FOR MY LOGO YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS!!!
Gres you had to make a choice to stay alive,
1 You turn full gay
2 You support Notts forest for the rest of your life
* Id have to become a forest fan - id rather support the red dogs than lose my anal virginity!! Id rather lose my friends than my dignity!!
Gresley, you are a Ram. Does this mean you like to ram people?
* Strange question - i would guess the answer is no! i dont think it would be very neighbourly to run around Gresley 'ramming' people - when you are my size i'd probably fuckin kill someone!
How may Plymouth Argyle fans can you accommodate in your front room?
* i would guess about 15, but since the laws about no standing, i would imagine that i could comfortably accomodate about 9-10 in comfy chairs!!
Why did you never respond to the suppository pic on RBNO when it was one of my personal favourites?
*there are too many to coment on all of em - but i liked it! Cant say ive ever had a suppository though, and i cant say i'll ever bloody want one either!!
What proportion of RBNO do you think has been written by you or about you?
* I reckon that a good 30% has been written about me, and about 15% written by me - looks like i'd better get to bloody work to redress the balance!
How come the bus was hijacked? What were they after?
*Long story, but they were after my mate Dave Bergin, who was a nightclub promoter - he had the hijackers banned from his clubs for drug dealing, so they wanted him dead!
Are you actually only 4 foot eleven?
Yes - when im sat on the bog! (sorry if that has given anyone a scary mental image while they are eating their tea!)
Gres, it must be embarrassing to support Derby but will you be going somewhere on the 12th August when it is a great person's birthday to see your team lose again?
* Alex....i will be sat in my living room, crying into my beer, while mini Gres says "its ok daddy, they might win next week" - like most other bloody saturdays!!
You seem to be a pretty tall fella'. Have you ever hit your head on a door frame when perhaps skipping or jumping through.
PS. This is not from personally experience.........
* countless times - i naturally duck now whenever i walk through a door - its a reflex action! Tends to happen when pissed a lot more though, and it doesnt hurt til morning! I have also taken down numerous light fittings while pissed - that also fuckin hurts!!
If you had to shag one of the BB ladies, which one would you shag and why?
Imogen? Jayne? Jenny? Nikki? Aisleyne? Suzie?
*cant say i watch a lot of it...but if it had to be one, id shag imogen (she seems quite tidy, and i havent a clue about the others!!) If she started rabbiting on in welsh though, id have to 'accidently' slip from pink to brown til she shut the fuck up!!
Gres what Derby match are you most loking forward to in this comming season?
*I always look forward to playing Wednesday (home or away) - there's always a good crowd, plenty of goals and a cracking atmosphere. Last season i dreaded every game - hopefully this season will be a tad better!!
Do you think you will win the Logo competition?
*its not looking good - i need 4 more votes and ive run out of mates!!! fair play to LL - though i never like losing to Leicester!!
Do you find it difficult shopping for clothes and shoes being as big as you are?
*Yes!!! Being tall you tend to find certain shops or brands that fit - i buy lots from Next, Gap and i get loads of surf stuff from Fat-Face and Quicksilver. Shoes arent so bad, im only a size 11.
Fight time. Going from what you know of people on here who do you think is a hard bastard?
*I get the impression that the stafford boys (Ro, GFJ and DTR) are quite handy, plus i know Sterland has cracked a few heads in his time - i wouldnt want to piss Chopper off either - but thats unlikely - he's a ram!! I'd take my chances with any of em - but luckily, that will never happen!
Loving time. Going from what you know of people on here who do you think (female) is most attractive?
*tough one, cos i dont really know enough about any of em - i like the thought of AC in a nurses outfit (what redblooded male doesnt) i like the thought of a nice curry and a shag with MrsH (she wont be happy if she sees this) and i like the chilled out easy going leeds girls (spozz and lollipop) - I'd just have to shag all of em before making up my mind!! (kidding girls/ladies??!!)
List your Top five favourite 606 posters male or female and give reasons why?
* In no particular order:
Roaster - makes me laugh and his occasional mood swings keep me on my toes!! Funny Bloke!
GFJ - Top bloke, funny as fuck and shares my sense of humour!
PASTIE - very sharp and very funny - enjoyed many a late night conversation about nothing with this fella!
Sterland - started RBNO and is always happy to have the rip taken out of him!! My Caption nemesis!!
MrMillwall - tough one to pick just one more, but this fella has my sense of humour, likes my 'old school' type tunes and bares no grudges!
No suprises there then eh!! i could add many more including Chopper, DTR, MrsH, GB, TGI, CAV, AC, HULSEY etc etc but you wanted 5!
I'd like to add, that i dont dislike any poster on the site - i hated BWGH but he's fucked off now!! ;D ;D
How much are you looking forward to the EOS pissup this comming weekend (if you are going)?
*cant come im afriad - have to look after mini Gres! Will be a top night, and i hope you all come back with plenty of stories so i can fill my boots on RBNO!!
Your next movie part is a gay bloke and you have to do a gay sex scene with tongues - do you accept the part?
*NOPE!!! See answer 1 - no offence to anyone who may be gay - but it aint my thing!
Mrs Gresley has been signing on here whilst you are at work. Do you think you would know which poster she is?
* Easy - she would be the one who has started a 'shopping' thread and has spelt everything wrong!!
Did you think you were gonna die when that bus was ambushed?
For a while ..YES!! When some black gangsta sticks a shotgun in yer face, your arse starts to twitch a little!!
My football is stuck up a tree, can you bend down and give it back please?
*there you go, now go and play up yer own end, before i tell yer dad!!
Where do you forsee Derby in 5 years time?
*i would imagine it'll still be in the East Midlands, though with global warming it might be the new south coast!! OH SHIT....that'd make me a southerner!! Id have to move!!
If your wife was drunk and decided she was up for a threesome with a friend, would you oblige and live with the guilt for the experience?
*i doubt id go ahead - it could only lead to grief and i dont wanna share my missus with anyone - she wouldnt need to anyway - she's got me - SAY NO MORE!!
What are you lifes ambitions?
*To be succesful in my job, to make sure Mini Gres/mrs Gres/ stepdaughter Gres never need for anything and to die peacefully in my sleep! that'd do me!!
Is it true you have wreaked vengeance on every single person to 'do you' on RBNO?
probably not everyone - i dont think ive ever got Spozz, and there may have been the occasional drifter who slipped the net! I try my best!!
You win a grand on the Lottery after telling all the 606 crew you would throw a piss up if you won, who do you invite and why?
*with only a grand its tough - i'd only be able to afford GFJ cos he's an alcoholic! £10,000 and i'd invite everyone!
Do you think being a Mod changed the way people look at you?
*i dont think so - maybe it made me more visible, cos i try to get around the site a bit more! Those that like me, like me - those that dont, dont! I try not to offend people - but some people will inevitably think im a c*nt! I dont think being a MOD will have affected anyones opinion of me - i havent changed!!
Thanks everyone who gave a question - i quite enjoyed that!!
NOW VOTE FOR MY LOGO YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS!!!
;D
