Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jun 11, 2006 22:46:38 GMT -1
Right then you bastards, glad thats over with, not as bad as I thought it would be!
Sure there is new material for a certain thread though ;D
1.
RBNO is a juggernaut of laughs and piss take. You know the regulars but sum up your opinions on each of the following posters ( in at least 20 words for each one) and then rank them all awarding 10 for being the cruelest (the worst bastard since Hitler) and 1 being for the one most likely to star in a Julie Andrews film.
Good question!
Gresley: Joker of the pack, have absolutely nothing bad to say about him, one thing that does get on my tits is when he picks up on an off the cuff remark somewhere on the MB and uses it on RBNO, I guess what really pisses me off is that if it isn't me who made the remark, I'm gutted I didn't get there first! His big hawk eye is something that has to be watched!!!
9.5/10
Sterland: Top man. Like all Prowlers, takes all forms of banter in the nature it's intended, and comes back with a vengance and a little more. Haven't actually chatted with him as much as I have with other Prowlers but from the conversations I have had he seems a decent bloke.
10/10
Roaster: lol, what can I say about Roaster, we used to exchange banter on the BBC site before it went shit (hilarious times). He is the official 606 Jester and a quality poster that helps make this MB what it is.
Tis a joy to chat with him and also to read some of his rants which are pure gold (not Pure Old Gold)!
10/10
GFJ: Magic Pocket man, relatively new in terms of how long this place has been going, feels like he was here when this place was setup, part of the furniture - another top poster and I enjoy having a good craic with him.
10/10
PASTIE: Founder of the prowlers and a top participant of RBNO, I especially like how it seems he gives so much attention to his RBNO entries, they can be so intricate it just classic PASTIE.
8.5/10
KMAN: Latest member of the RBNO crew, and a very welcome one in my eyes, a bad boy gangster of the MB lol, a very honest one at that aswell!
8/10
MrMillwall: Diamond geezer, often found prowling at the early hours, more frequent nowadays. Has some taste in music that is similar to mine.
8/10
Mrs H: Mrs H, lol, the witch queen herself! Like Roaster & PASTIE aswell actually, I met Mrs H on the BBC, and enjoyed some quality craic. Specifically remember her thread with funny words, her first one being 'bellend', it remained un-modded for two weeks and proceeded to gather around 400 replies.
Mrs H you are great (and I would ;D ).
7/10
Chopper Read: Haven't really got to know Chopper as much as other posters on RBNO but from when we have had conversations he seems an all round decent guy. Was a member of the nation, and has a cracking sense of humour to boot.
7/10
Hulsey: Have known Hulsey from BBC times of old, I turned up about November time last year and just started posting, bumped into some of the people above and Hulse aswell. Was welcoming to me, and have always enjoyed a good laugh with him, good bloke.
8.5/10
JJ: JJ, don't really know him that well tbh, but from when we have conversed in cyberspace we usually get along and have a laugh.
7/10
2. The bird you shagged in an hour - did she cum?
Why, do you want a video?
3. Are you really a kiddie fiddler?
No!!
3. Given the choice between supporting Luton and being arse raped by Elton John, which one would you go for?
Bollocks, er, how about blasting my brains out, is that an option?
4. Is any of it true?
Er, what? The theory of relativity? You are a bit vague there I'm afraid!
5. If you had to shag 3 different women on 606 based on their looks, personality and all round self which 3 would you pick?
In no particular order:
Lollipop,
Sooz,
& Mrs H
6. How often do people say you look like Steve Claridge?
Actually you are the first to say that...
7. Have any of the following ever happened to you?
1 Been shat on by a bird. Yes, at secondary school just after I got my lunch, they didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes!
2 Fell down some stairs. Yes.
3 Ejaculated prematurely (on your own doesn't count). Nope.
4 Got down to business with a 'chick' but then copped a feel of the family jewels. lol, er, nope.
5 Farted and followed-through. Have been dangerously close but the turtle head only touches the cloth, not actually clutch onto it.
6 Bought cheap baked beans. No, but my bro did get me a tin for my birthday last year, and not the 35p ones either, the 3p value deal (whatever they're called), cheap git.
8. What is your ultimate ambition in life e.g. Watford winning Champions League, dotcom millionaire, happy family life, long-life?
Watford is not my life, its part of my life but if they were to end up in the Ryman league I wouldn't suddenly become a homeless loser and drink all day. My ultimate ambition in life is to be succesful in my career and have a happy family, thats all I ask for, but Watford to win the Champs League would be class.
9. Is an hour for you like a year is for a dog?
*Edit*
Strange question, I have no idea!
10. Remember that time you said bon jovi were good?
Yes JJ, I must have been severely inebbriated, and if you trace that particular posting, I don't think I said they were 'good', something along the lines of 'not bad' was my phrase I think
11. What mental exercises do you like to go through in order to improve your concentrat
PASTIE, you know my concentration levels are SHIT, therefore you should realise that I never put myself through any mental excersises, sometimes I am typing a reply to a post and I forget what I was typing about in the first plac
12. If you had to choose between losing your wanking hand or your balls which would you choose?
If I was to lose my wanking hand this would severly effect my rolling capabilities, but I want kids aswell, can I not just have one ball?
13. GB, if you were dragged on to the Jeremy Kyle show, for whatever reason, how do think he would react towards you - would he like you or would you want to do a Roaster with Jimmy Carr and want to chin the smarmy C*nt?
I'm sure my Irish charm would make him feel at ease, if he did have a problem then that would be dealt with swiftly, I'd rather chin that old Torie prick who used to be on BBC though.
14. On 606 who annoys you the most? (Individual, pair and group)[/quote] ;D
I assume you mean this site, as no-one actually uses the BBC site anymore...
Lets just say I try to pick a good time to come on and avoid the type of people that get on my tits, I'm the type of person that tries not to retaliate to a posting if it makes me see red, but if I do retaliate it's usually big style.
Ok, thats it, thanks for the questions!
Sure there is new material for a certain thread though ;D
1.
RBNO is a juggernaut of laughs and piss take. You know the regulars but sum up your opinions on each of the following posters ( in at least 20 words for each one) and then rank them all awarding 10 for being the cruelest (the worst bastard since Hitler) and 1 being for the one most likely to star in a Julie Andrews film.
Good question!
Gresley: Joker of the pack, have absolutely nothing bad to say about him, one thing that does get on my tits is when he picks up on an off the cuff remark somewhere on the MB and uses it on RBNO, I guess what really pisses me off is that if it isn't me who made the remark, I'm gutted I didn't get there first! His big hawk eye is something that has to be watched!!!
9.5/10
Sterland: Top man. Like all Prowlers, takes all forms of banter in the nature it's intended, and comes back with a vengance and a little more. Haven't actually chatted with him as much as I have with other Prowlers but from the conversations I have had he seems a decent bloke.
10/10
Roaster: lol, what can I say about Roaster, we used to exchange banter on the BBC site before it went shit (hilarious times). He is the official 606 Jester and a quality poster that helps make this MB what it is.
Tis a joy to chat with him and also to read some of his rants which are pure gold (not Pure Old Gold)!
10/10
GFJ: Magic Pocket man, relatively new in terms of how long this place has been going, feels like he was here when this place was setup, part of the furniture - another top poster and I enjoy having a good craic with him.
10/10
PASTIE: Founder of the prowlers and a top participant of RBNO, I especially like how it seems he gives so much attention to his RBNO entries, they can be so intricate it just classic PASTIE.
8.5/10
KMAN: Latest member of the RBNO crew, and a very welcome one in my eyes, a bad boy gangster of the MB lol, a very honest one at that aswell!
8/10
MrMillwall: Diamond geezer, often found prowling at the early hours, more frequent nowadays. Has some taste in music that is similar to mine.
8/10
Mrs H: Mrs H, lol, the witch queen herself! Like Roaster & PASTIE aswell actually, I met Mrs H on the BBC, and enjoyed some quality craic. Specifically remember her thread with funny words, her first one being 'bellend', it remained un-modded for two weeks and proceeded to gather around 400 replies.
Mrs H you are great (and I would ;D ).
7/10
Chopper Read: Haven't really got to know Chopper as much as other posters on RBNO but from when we have had conversations he seems an all round decent guy. Was a member of the nation, and has a cracking sense of humour to boot.
7/10
Hulsey: Have known Hulsey from BBC times of old, I turned up about November time last year and just started posting, bumped into some of the people above and Hulse aswell. Was welcoming to me, and have always enjoyed a good laugh with him, good bloke.
8.5/10
JJ: JJ, don't really know him that well tbh, but from when we have conversed in cyberspace we usually get along and have a laugh.
7/10
2. The bird you shagged in an hour - did she cum?
Why, do you want a video?
3. Are you really a kiddie fiddler?
No!!
3. Given the choice between supporting Luton and being arse raped by Elton John, which one would you go for?
Bollocks, er, how about blasting my brains out, is that an option?
4. Is any of it true?
Er, what? The theory of relativity? You are a bit vague there I'm afraid!
5. If you had to shag 3 different women on 606 based on their looks, personality and all round self which 3 would you pick?
In no particular order:
Lollipop,
Sooz,
& Mrs H
6. How often do people say you look like Steve Claridge?
Actually you are the first to say that...
7. Have any of the following ever happened to you?
1 Been shat on by a bird. Yes, at secondary school just after I got my lunch, they didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes!
2 Fell down some stairs. Yes.
3 Ejaculated prematurely (on your own doesn't count). Nope.
4 Got down to business with a 'chick' but then copped a feel of the family jewels. lol, er, nope.
5 Farted and followed-through. Have been dangerously close but the turtle head only touches the cloth, not actually clutch onto it.
6 Bought cheap baked beans. No, but my bro did get me a tin for my birthday last year, and not the 35p ones either, the 3p value deal (whatever they're called), cheap git.
8. What is your ultimate ambition in life e.g. Watford winning Champions League, dotcom millionaire, happy family life, long-life?
Watford is not my life, its part of my life but if they were to end up in the Ryman league I wouldn't suddenly become a homeless loser and drink all day. My ultimate ambition in life is to be succesful in my career and have a happy family, thats all I ask for, but Watford to win the Champs League would be class.
9. Is an hour for you like a year is for a dog?
*Edit*
Strange question, I have no idea!
10. Remember that time you said bon jovi were good?
Yes JJ, I must have been severely inebbriated, and if you trace that particular posting, I don't think I said they were 'good', something along the lines of 'not bad' was my phrase I think
11. What mental exercises do you like to go through in order to improve your concentrat
PASTIE, you know my concentration levels are SHIT, therefore you should realise that I never put myself through any mental excersises, sometimes I am typing a reply to a post and I forget what I was typing about in the first plac
12. If you had to choose between losing your wanking hand or your balls which would you choose?
If I was to lose my wanking hand this would severly effect my rolling capabilities, but I want kids aswell, can I not just have one ball?
13. GB, if you were dragged on to the Jeremy Kyle show, for whatever reason, how do think he would react towards you - would he like you or would you want to do a Roaster with Jimmy Carr and want to chin the smarmy C*nt?
I'm sure my Irish charm would make him feel at ease, if he did have a problem then that would be dealt with swiftly, I'd rather chin that old Torie prick who used to be on BBC though.
14. On 606 who annoys you the most? (Individual, pair and group)[/quote] ;D
I assume you mean this site, as no-one actually uses the BBC site anymore...
Lets just say I try to pick a good time to come on and avoid the type of people that get on my tits, I'm the type of person that tries not to retaliate to a posting if it makes me see red, but if I do retaliate it's usually big style.
Ok, thats it, thanks for the questions!
Forever without exception. x
