Post by ccfcjess on Jun 5, 2006 16:17:07 GMT -1
1. What is the real deal between you and Hulse?
Great..worst question first!! Baaaasically..I've known hulsey for nearly a year now and we got on quite well (Most of the time..!) and yes..over that time I have gotten feelings for him.. As you probs know hulsey has a girlfriend and I have to look after my little sister which has made things a little harder to say the least! To be honest, neither of us really know whats going on but if you nosy buggers just butted out coughspozzmrshcough then we could come to some kind of an agreement..I've said what I've had to say to hulsey so what happens is upto him!
Everyone has their 'price'... What would be yours?
£1 more than there will ever be in the world.
Does size matter?
Lol um..I'll just say 'no'..moving on..!
Lots of women have one tit slightly perter than the other. If you were doing a magazine profile shot, which tit would you let us see?
Bloody hell..lovely question!! I'd never do that anyway, so there's really no need to tell you bastards!
Do you really shave people's eyebrows off when they piss you off?
Lol yeah. Though only if I don't think my baseball bat will work! So far my victims have only been Morton and Mrs H (though I did stick your eyebrow back on!) but I get the feeling I'll be shaving off more after this
Do you really fancy Hulse and if so how much?
I think number one gives this away..
Out of ten, how attractive do you rate yourself?
Erm..7? my smile is fucked up as is my elbow (don't ask), but sunglasses look good on moi
Would you shag Hulse on your first date?
LOL in his dreams! There's barely any bloody hope for a date at all!
When did you start following football?
I've followed football since I was a little kid but never a specific team till I was in my teens. My family took me to see a Cardiff match and have been hooked since!
If you could be one of the male posters on 606, who would you be and why?
You're all bloody weirdos, I don't want to be any of you! I dunno.. any fan except a Cardiff one just to see what you guys see in a team which isn't Caaaardiiiiiiiiff.
If you were the Chairperson of your club and you had £20million to spend on players, which players would you buy and which players would you sell to make way for the new signings?
In:
Gary O'Neil, cause he's just the best
Jason Koumas, cause he's Jason Koumas
Some other great footballer that I can't think of..
Out:
Rhys Weston, for the sake of all Cardiff fans!
Cam Jerome, because he's just a waste of space!
What is your favourite holiday destination and why?
Anywhere skiing! There's a great place in France, the area is run by New ZealandErs and are really friendly. Absolutely beautiful slopes! ;D
When was the last time you were really drunk? and I mean utterly shit-faced!
Lol is it bad to say last Saturday? I can't remember much past 11, went clubbing with loads of my family including my nan, didn't get in till about 7. Last thing I remember was my nan chatting up this guy like my age..the shaaaaaaaame!
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in your life?
Gone to a Swansea match, hated every minute of it and was so pissed off at my ex! I'd been going out with him for a little bit and he was welsh and lived in Cardiff so I just assumed he supported us like me! He told me he was taking me to a match so I got excited thinking it was Cardiff, but then we pulled up next to Swansea's old ground. He even took a picture of us there and showed it to *everyone*..we didn't last long together!
If you had to choose between Hulsey & Cardiff, Who would you pick?
Cardiff by a mile! Sorry Lee..you're lovely and everything but Cardiff is eeeeverything to me! You can't moan anyway, you told me Leeds meant more to you than me so it's only fair
Do you and Hulsey have x-rated webcam sessions?
Lol is that what you think we get upto?!?! The answer is NO!
Sorry mate but I got to ask, does she want my babies!?
Erm..no..
Yeah, ask her why she has such bad taste in guys!!
I have a wonderful taste in guys thank you very much, my liking for Gaaaary surely shows that!!
How could you mix purple lipstick with a red dress, omg!! such a colour clash!! Even Elton would have sussed that!
It's me in the hotseat, not hulsey. You missed your chance to ask him.
Would Jess get together with Imogen if she was that way inclined?
Lol no probs not! Though might so I could laugh in hulsey's face!
what is the 'perviest thing you have ever done, or would like to do???
I have got no idea sorry..um..once while pissed, me and a few mates stalked these blokes all around town.. I'm not a pervy person..
Do you fancy Morton, if not why do you always flirt?
I don't fancy morton, mort doesn't fancy me, we don't flirt! We're mates, but nothing more..how could I like someone with no eyebrows?
If you could make love anywhere where would your dream location be?
There's a gorgeous beach in Sydney that I went to during Christmas ages ago and it's really nice when the sun is setting. Lol a girl can dream can't she?
What is your favourite sexual position?
Bloody hell..nice questions here guys!! My lips are sealed I'm afraid!
How do you cope with the attention from some of the more.. 'rampant' male posters on this board
Who would these be? Lol um whoever they are I'm sure my baseball bat keeps them in order!
If you were to be able to line up a load of posters of this board and clobber each over the head, which ones would be in your top 3?
Morton, cause it's morton
Spozz, but she'll duck so I'll end up whacking hulsey
Whoever wrote the dumb questions on here..I would look out if I were you!
Do you prefer a cosy, romantic night in or a wild night out?
Preferably a night out on the Friday then cosy night in on the Saturday, but if I had to choose one it would be wild night out!
Jess, darling, Dr Who…..what the fuck do you see in this show?
Hulsey, darling, you have no taste in tv shows! Doctor Who Rules..only uncool people don't like it!
If you could have one or the other, which would you have, Gary O’Neill or Jason Koumas?
Gary O'Neil, no question bout it! Better player, better looking.. (swoon)
What song do you keep listening to most at the moment?
That damn Paris to Berlin song, and the fucking world cup version! It's *everywhere* and I hate it so much! I mean..it's a bad song, and then they had to go make ANOTHER version..
Will you cry when Leeds thrash Cardiff next season?
Dumb question, Cardiff won't lose! Playoff final..Cardiff v Leeds.. 2-1 City, Koumas freekick and last min Weston goal!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Crying my eyes out..less than 2 months till I turn the dreaded 30..
The Sound Of Music is a class film wouldn’t you agree Jess?
Oh yes, great film. Especially when you've seen it twice in a day, or 3 times in 3 days. Oh and it's sooo much better when your sister sits on it ALL the way through. Wonderful
Will you teach me how to ski so that I can beat your ass down that slope!
Sorry hulsey, I don't teach tigers or mooses to skii! Even if you get taught by pros you'd be shite, see you at the finishing line!
Wow..finished at last! Woooooooooooo!
Great..worst question first!! Baaaasically..I've known hulsey for nearly a year now and we got on quite well (Most of the time..!) and yes..over that time I have gotten feelings for him.. As you probs know hulsey has a girlfriend and I have to look after my little sister which has made things a little harder to say the least! To be honest, neither of us really know whats going on but if you nosy buggers just butted out coughspozzmrshcough then we could come to some kind of an agreement..I've said what I've had to say to hulsey so what happens is upto him!
Everyone has their 'price'... What would be yours?
£1 more than there will ever be in the world.
Does size matter?
Lol um..I'll just say 'no'..moving on..!
Lots of women have one tit slightly perter than the other. If you were doing a magazine profile shot, which tit would you let us see?
Bloody hell..lovely question!! I'd never do that anyway, so there's really no need to tell you bastards!
Do you really shave people's eyebrows off when they piss you off?
Lol yeah. Though only if I don't think my baseball bat will work! So far my victims have only been Morton and Mrs H (though I did stick your eyebrow back on!) but I get the feeling I'll be shaving off more after this
Do you really fancy Hulse and if so how much?
I think number one gives this away..
Out of ten, how attractive do you rate yourself?
Erm..7? my smile is fucked up as is my elbow (don't ask), but sunglasses look good on moi
Would you shag Hulse on your first date?
LOL in his dreams! There's barely any bloody hope for a date at all!
When did you start following football?
I've followed football since I was a little kid but never a specific team till I was in my teens. My family took me to see a Cardiff match and have been hooked since!
If you could be one of the male posters on 606, who would you be and why?
You're all bloody weirdos, I don't want to be any of you! I dunno.. any fan except a Cardiff one just to see what you guys see in a team which isn't Caaaardiiiiiiiiff.
If you were the Chairperson of your club and you had £20million to spend on players, which players would you buy and which players would you sell to make way for the new signings?
In:
Gary O'Neil, cause he's just the best
Jason Koumas, cause he's Jason Koumas
Some other great footballer that I can't think of..
Out:
Rhys Weston, for the sake of all Cardiff fans!
Cam Jerome, because he's just a waste of space!
What is your favourite holiday destination and why?
Anywhere skiing! There's a great place in France, the area is run by New ZealandErs and are really friendly. Absolutely beautiful slopes! ;D
When was the last time you were really drunk? and I mean utterly shit-faced!
Lol is it bad to say last Saturday? I can't remember much past 11, went clubbing with loads of my family including my nan, didn't get in till about 7. Last thing I remember was my nan chatting up this guy like my age..the shaaaaaaaame!
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in your life?
Gone to a Swansea match, hated every minute of it and was so pissed off at my ex! I'd been going out with him for a little bit and he was welsh and lived in Cardiff so I just assumed he supported us like me! He told me he was taking me to a match so I got excited thinking it was Cardiff, but then we pulled up next to Swansea's old ground. He even took a picture of us there and showed it to *everyone*..we didn't last long together!
If you had to choose between Hulsey & Cardiff, Who would you pick?
Cardiff by a mile! Sorry Lee..you're lovely and everything but Cardiff is eeeeverything to me! You can't moan anyway, you told me Leeds meant more to you than me so it's only fair
Do you and Hulsey have x-rated webcam sessions?
Lol is that what you think we get upto?!?! The answer is NO! Sorry mate but I got to ask, does she want my babies!?
Erm..no..
Yeah, ask her why she has such bad taste in guys!!
I have a wonderful taste in guys thank you very much, my liking for Gaaaary surely shows that!!
How could you mix purple lipstick with a red dress, omg!! such a colour clash!! Even Elton would have sussed that!
It's me in the hotseat, not hulsey. You missed your chance to ask him.
Would Jess get together with Imogen if she was that way inclined?
Lol no probs not! Though might so I could laugh in hulsey's face!
what is the 'perviest thing you have ever done, or would like to do???
I have got no idea sorry..um..once while pissed, me and a few mates stalked these blokes all around town.. I'm not a pervy person..
Do you fancy Morton, if not why do you always flirt?
I don't fancy morton, mort doesn't fancy me, we don't flirt! We're mates, but nothing more..how could I like someone with no eyebrows?
If you could make love anywhere where would your dream location be?
There's a gorgeous beach in Sydney that I went to during Christmas ages ago and it's really nice when the sun is setting. Lol a girl can dream can't she?
What is your favourite sexual position?
Bloody hell..nice questions here guys!! My lips are sealed I'm afraid!
How do you cope with the attention from some of the more.. 'rampant' male posters on this board
Who would these be? Lol um whoever they are I'm sure my baseball bat keeps them in order!
If you were to be able to line up a load of posters of this board and clobber each over the head, which ones would be in your top 3?
Morton, cause it's morton
Spozz, but she'll duck so I'll end up whacking hulsey
Whoever wrote the dumb questions on here..I would look out if I were you!
Do you prefer a cosy, romantic night in or a wild night out?
Preferably a night out on the Friday then cosy night in on the Saturday, but if I had to choose one it would be wild night out!
Jess, darling, Dr Who…..what the fuck do you see in this show?
Hulsey, darling, you have no taste in tv shows! Doctor Who Rules..only uncool people don't like it!
If you could have one or the other, which would you have, Gary O’Neill or Jason Koumas?
Gary O'Neil, no question bout it! Better player, better looking.. (swoon)
What song do you keep listening to most at the moment?
That damn Paris to Berlin song, and the fucking world cup version! It's *everywhere* and I hate it so much! I mean..it's a bad song, and then they had to go make ANOTHER version..
Will you cry when Leeds thrash Cardiff next season?
Dumb question, Cardiff won't lose! Playoff final..Cardiff v Leeds.. 2-1 City, Koumas freekick and last min Weston
goal!Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Crying my eyes out..less than 2 months till I turn the dreaded 30..
The Sound Of Music is a class film wouldn’t you agree Jess?
Oh yes, great film. Especially when you've seen it twice in a day, or 3 times in 3 days. Oh and it's sooo much better when your sister sits on it ALL the way through. Wonderful
Will you teach me how to ski so that I can beat your ass down that slope!
Sorry hulsey, I don't teach tigers or mooses to skii! Even if you get taught by pros you'd be shite, see you at the finishing line!
Wow..finished at last! Woooooooooooo!
, I added another n by accident