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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 11:56:57 GMT -1
The Archbishop of Canterbury gets her to come across and shake her ass at criminal in a hypnotic way and forces them into menial jobs that then means we needs fewer immigrants in this country.
Would this be acceptable?
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 12:02:08 GMT -1
PMSL no... but it would be hilarious! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 12:02:57 GMT -1
Court TV would get a lot of late night hits methinks! ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Feb 8, 2008 12:03:12 GMT -1
Vey good Laura ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 8, 2008 12:04:24 GMT -1
LMAO ;D and also very acceptable  |
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 12:08:42 GMT -1
Court TV would get a lot of late night hits methinks! ;D She does have exceedingly mesmerising hips... *tries not to drool*  Rumour has it they don't lie... but I'm not convinced of the veracity of her role. It must be reprised on a daily basis! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 13:03:14 GMT -1
Court TV would get a lot of late night hits methinks! ;D She does have exceedingly mesmerising hips... *tries not to drool* Rumour has it they don't lie... but I'm not convinced of the veracity of her role. It must be reprised on a daily basis! ;D She can't be a law lord then if she doesn't lie! |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Feb 8, 2008 13:05:25 GMT -1
 Shakira shakira |
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 13:08:49 GMT -1
She can't be a law lord then if she doesn't lie! Ooh, controversial! ;D Hmmm, I think it's only the hips that may or may not lie. Further investigation is encouraged...! |
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 13:10:20 GMT -1
She can't be a law lord then if she doesn't lie! Ooh, controversial! ;D Hmmm, I think it's only the hips that may or may not lie. Further investigation is encouraged...! Are you offering to be a test subject? |
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Post by Travis on Feb 8, 2008 13:14:49 GMT -1
How can a woman who believes that her fellow humans may have been capable of confusing her breasts for mountains, were they not "small and humble", possibly be in a position to dictate what is and what isn't justice?
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 13:17:55 GMT -1
How can a woman who believes that her fellow humans may have been capable of confusing her breasts for mountains, were they not "small and humble", possibly be in a position to dictate what is and what isn't justice? Is this me or Shakira you're refering to? |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Feb 8, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -1
How can a woman who believes that her fellow humans may have been capable of confusing her breasts for mountains, were they not "small and humble", possibly be in a position to dictate what is and what isn't justice? I think she calls them twin peaks!! Ba doom tisch ill get me coat. ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 13:19:48 GMT -1
Are you offering to be a test subject? No, for 3 reasons... 1) Her hips already mesmerise me! ;D 2) I already have a menial job!  3) I'm not an immigrant! Try Morton! |
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Feb 8, 2008 13:20:26 GMT -1
How can a woman who believes that her fellow humans may have been capable of confusing her breasts for mountains, were they not "small and humble", possibly be in a position to dictate what is and what isn't justice? Is this me or Shakira you're refering to? Not you Mrs H youve got he best headlights on the 606. ;Dt |
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 13:21:13 GMT -1
Is this me or Shakira you're refering to? Neither you nor Shakira have "small and humble" breasts! You are of course *equally* welcome to submit for peer review! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 8, 2008 13:22:59 GMT -1
Is this me or Shakira you're refering to? Neither you nor Shakira have "small and humble" breasts! You are of course *equally* welcome to submit for peer review! ;D I'm suprised you haven't ransacked the old threads for the sneaky ones Si took in Manchester! Thanks MM I've always wanted to compared to Herbie! ;D |
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Post by T C on Feb 8, 2008 13:24:26 GMT -1
whatever whenever..... I'd love to shake her hips ! ! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 8, 2008 13:25:24 GMT -1
I'm suprised you haven't ransacked the old threads for the sneaky ones Si took in Manchester! I'd forgotten that, however they may no longer be there, besides would not compare with the joy of beholding them you in all three fleshy dimensions! ;D |
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Post by Travis on Feb 8, 2008 13:26:41 GMT -1
How can a woman who believes that her fellow humans may have been capable of confusing her breasts for mountains, were they not "small and humble", possibly be in a position to dictate what is and what isn't justice? Is this me or Shakira you're refering to? That would be Shakira I'm referring to Laura, either that or there's plenty of humble women around! ;D Taken from her tune, 'Whenever, Wherever'..... Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a riverLyrical genius is the girl!  |
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Forever without exception. x
