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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 18, 2008 10:47:06 GMT -1
1. why does your goalie only ever get injured against Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool or Chelsea? 2. why are outfield players in goal as useful as spasticated dwarfs nailed to the floor? 3. why does it allow offside goals? - it knows they're offside, you can see in the replay that they are, so why?  4. why do players coming back from injury complain about not playing? - you've been injured for 4 months - THATS WHY YOU'VE NOT PLAYED!!  5. why do defenders do 50 yard back passers? ... to be continued... |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 18, 2008 10:49:46 GMT -1
2. why are outfield players in goal as useful as spasticated dwarfs nailed to the floor? Hilarious! Also, sadly true to life!  |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 18, 2008 10:51:51 GMT -1
2. why are outfield players in goal as useful as spasticated dwarfs nailed to the floor? Hilarious! Also, sadly true to life! no its not - we've had 3 different outfield players keep clean sheets since i've been watching sufc. jagielka on numerous occasions! |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 18, 2008 10:57:07 GMT -1
no its not - we've had 3 different outfield players keep clean sheets since i've been watching sufc. jagielka on numerous occasions! Your coaches should probably have concentrated on outfield play!  |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 18, 2008 10:58:54 GMT -1
no its not - we've had 3 different outfield players keep clean sheets since i've been watching sufc. jagielka on numerous occasions! Your coaches should probably have concentrated on outfield play! we do better than cardiff year in, year out, normally....  |
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Post by jh1980 on Apr 18, 2008 11:01:32 GMT -1
we do better than cardiff year in, year out, normally.... You suck!  Your point of comparison is sadly not what it could, nay, must be! |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 18, 2008 11:11:51 GMT -1
do you have a complaint about the game? |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 24, 2008 18:15:38 GMT -1
6. midgets (lennon, bellemy....etc) winning headers against players over 6ft 4
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Post by Arnold on Apr 24, 2008 18:26:34 GMT -1
Coz it is not real |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 24, 2008 18:28:54 GMT -1
it isn't  |
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