Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 20, 2007 11:41:00 GMT -1
"The trouble with this world is that everybody in it is three drinks behind"
-Humphrey Bogart
"A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her"
-W. C. Fields
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"
-Mae West
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy"
-Frank Sinatra
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
-Dorothy Parker
"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink"
-Tom Waits
"Listen, Bob. Don't you know drinking is slow death?"
"So who's in a hurry?"
-F. Scott Fitzgerald and Robert Benchley
"Sometimes I wish I’d went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything, but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn’t have been worth remembering"
-Ernest Hemingway, on Paris
"There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it"
-Mark Twain
" taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me"
-Winston Churchill, on a lifetime of drinking
And finally, a quick salute to the wrestler André the Giant (full name André Rene Rousimoff), who many drinkers should look up to with a healthy respect. Best known for his tremendous size, his mass also allowed him to consume tremendous amounts of alcohol. His notable accomplishments in drinking included consuming 119 beers in six hours and downing an estimated 7,000 calories of alcohol every day.
-Humphrey Bogart
"A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her"
-W. C. Fields
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"
-Mae West
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy"
-Frank Sinatra
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
-Dorothy Parker
"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink"
-Tom Waits
"Listen, Bob. Don't you know drinking is slow death?"
"So who's in a hurry?"
-F. Scott Fitzgerald and Robert Benchley
"Sometimes I wish I’d went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything, but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn’t have been worth remembering"
-Ernest Hemingway, on Paris
"There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it"
-Mark Twain
" taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me"
-Winston Churchill, on a lifetime of drinking
And finally, a quick salute to the wrestler André the Giant (full name André Rene Rousimoff), who many drinkers should look up to with a healthy respect. Best known for his tremendous size, his mass also allowed him to consume tremendous amounts of alcohol. His notable accomplishments in drinking included consuming 119 beers in six hours and downing an estimated 7,000 calories of alcohol every day.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Forever without exception. x
