Your Xmas day survival kit

[hornychihuahua]

For those of us sad bastards like me who have no real family and are too old to go back to the orphanage, here's my survival kit for the only day of the year I can't get into a pub.

1 Several cans of larger

2 Birds eye meal in a bag turkey dinner.

3 Tesco microwavable xmas pud

4 New spring for the letter box so as I can pull the one and only cracker I can afford succesfully.

5 Numerous design projects deliberatly left unfinished to give me something to do.

6 Phone number of the nearest Islamic food and wineshop that stays open. (There's always one, Bin Ladin needs the money)

7 Pillow for the toilet so at least when I fall asleep after throwing up I won't leave a watch mark in the middle of my forehead like last year.

Your turn.

[Neko Bazu]

Automated channel-hopper so you can survive the endless Christmas re-runs on TV?

[Billy]

that's awful mate! Don't you have anywhere to go at Christmas!

[Dr LuKas]

Keep it funky mate and if you have an oportunity to spend crimbo with anyone else, take it.

[hornychihuahua]

Aww cheers guys there's always the soup kitchen, or The Aresenal Champions league winners seminar !!!

[urrzzzzzzzzzz]

You have my sympathies. You must have some mates in your situation?