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Hole 13
Nov 26, 2007 20:00:41 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 20:00:41 GMT -1
HOLE 13 [Par 4 - 470 yards][/u] On the 13th, the drive should be either side of a pair of bunkers 200yards from tee appropriately call 'The Coffins'. If you end up in these you're dead. The green is immensly deep and guarded to the right by two further formidable bunkers.
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Hole 13
Nov 26, 2007 20:15:50 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 26, 2007 20:15:50 GMT -1
Right....i understand that the swimming trunks in the bath is protection for the unemployed......but whats this for??
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Hole 13
Nov 26, 2007 20:16:29 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 20:16:29 GMT -1
HOLE 13 [Par 4 - 470 yards] [/u] On the 13th, the drive should be either side of a pair of bunkers 200yards from tee appropriately call 'The Coffins'. If you end up in these you're dead. The green is immensly deep and guarded to the right by two further formidable bunkers. [/quote] The Pope Cursed Yuri Geller to an afterlife in hell after the mindbender totally fucked up his favourite Snooker Cue!
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Hole 13
Nov 26, 2007 22:49:48 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 26, 2007 22:49:48 GMT -1
Freshly unimpaled, the Pope was yet to feel any great sense of relief.
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Hole 13
Nov 26, 2007 23:27:28 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 23:27:28 GMT -1
HOLE 13 [Par 4 - 470 yards] [/u] On the 13th, the drive should be either side of a pair of bunkers 200yards from tee appropriately call 'The Coffins'. If you end up in these you're dead. The green is immensly deep and guarded to the right by two further formidable bunkers. [/quote] To the assembled masses in St Peter's Square Pope JP II was clearly heard to state," Gordon Brown was talking bollocks when he said it was 'The Holy Grail'![/i]
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 8:41:34 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 27, 2007 8:41:34 GMT -1
Pope John Paul (after hearing of Billy Davis sacking) was trying to explain he didnt say "what the fuck", but "where's the puck"
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 8:55:13 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 27, 2007 8:55:13 GMT -1
Pulling out an enormous crack pipe, the Pope finally put to bed rumours that "The Pope smokes Dope" ;D
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 9:26:11 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 27, 2007 9:26:11 GMT -1
[/quote] If you ask me if you can take another up the skirt picture then I'll ram this stick up your fucking arse
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 14:41:23 GMT -1
Post by RMBB on Nov 27, 2007 14:41:23 GMT -1
yes I would make a good England manager, I know all about the game, I've got all the gear
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 16:16:18 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 27, 2007 16:16:18 GMT -1
And all together, they sang...
"He's got a condom, on his head...he's got a condom, on his head..."
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
Posts: 44
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 18:21:21 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 27, 2007 18:21:21 GMT -1
Pope John Paul II to his Cardinals, "I've just rimmed the mother superior with this....I'll let you sniff it for a fiver"
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Hole 13
Nov 27, 2007 19:25:17 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 27, 2007 19:25:17 GMT -1
John Paul pulls out his favorite hockey stick, as news reachs him that Hell has indeed "Frozen Over".
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Hole 13
Nov 30, 2007 16:25:49 GMT -1
Post by Giar on Nov 30, 2007 16:25:49 GMT -1
who cares if im ment to be the holy one PUCK OFF!!!!
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Post by unkownperson on Dec 1, 2007 9:38:21 GMT -1
HOLE 13 [Par 4 - 470 yards] [/u] On the 13th, the drive should be either side of a pair of bunkers 200yards from tee appropriately call 'The Coffins'. If you end up in these you're dead. The green is immensly deep and guarded to the right by two further formidable bunkers. [/quote] Now whats that for the pope wonders... Ah yes do i knight people now, nope ill just sit and wonder
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Post by thales on Dec 2, 2007 2:21:26 GMT -1
what to you mean the new guy has to clean the tiolet
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Hole 13
Dec 2, 2007 21:17:17 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Dec 2, 2007 21:17:17 GMT -1
HOLE 13 [Par 4 - 470 yards] [/u] On the 13th, the drive should be either side of a pair of bunkers 200yards from tee appropriately call 'The Coffins'. If you end up in these you're dead. The green is immensly deep and guarded to the right by two further formidable bunkers. [/quote] The Pope finally realised Nottingham Panthers wernt all that special!
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Hole 13
Dec 3, 2007 20:00:11 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 3, 2007 20:00:11 GMT -1
Hole 13 Scores[/u] Gresleyram 2 Goalposts for Jumpers 2 PASTIE 3 Jules 3 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 3 TerryCooper 3 RMBB Xmas Cracker 3 CmonYouSpurs 4 Thales 4 GIAR 4 Officer Groyman 5 TeesideWhite 5 Tom / Froggy / Ade 5 dcfccappsy 5
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