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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 14:40:00 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:40:00 GMT -1
HOLE 7 [Par 4 - 416 yards][/u] The most direct line to the green is over the massive gorse bushes. However, for the shorter drivers the option to drive down the fairway to the left is available - although beware the fairway knoll which can make the 2nd shot very tricky. The green has a variety of humps and hollows so a degree of luck is needed to get the ball close to the pin irrespective of where the 2nd shot is taken from
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 14:44:49 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:44:49 GMT -1
HOLE 7 [Par 4 - 416 yards] [/u] The most direct line to the green is over the massive gorse bushes. However, for the shorter drivers the option to drive down the fairway to the left is available - although beware the fairway knoll which can make the 2nd shot very tricky. The green has a variety of humps and hollows so a degree of luck is needed to get the ball close to the pin irrespective of where the 2nd shot is taken from [/quote] Gallas knew this attempt at the 'Worlds lowest ever header' could be his only chance of silverware now Thierry had left.
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 14:53:11 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 18, 2007 14:53:11 GMT -1
Its a new version of how to win a football match now its just see who can win the farting competion
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 16:04:38 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 18, 2007 16:04:38 GMT -1
Gallas and the Invisible Man had perfected the kneel behind and push over practical joke
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 20:58:42 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 18, 2007 20:58:42 GMT -1
HOLE 7 [Par 4 - 416 yards] [/u] The most direct line to the green is over the massive gorse bushes. However, for the shorter drivers the option to drive down the fairway to the left is available - although beware the fairway knoll which can make the 2nd shot very tricky. The green has a variety of humps and hollows so a degree of luck is needed to get the ball close to the pin irrespective of where the 2nd shot is taken from [/quote] Gallas toppled Adams from top spot in the Donkey Footballers league.
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 21:30:46 GMT -1
Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 21:30:46 GMT -1
"Who's shit on the floor?" stormed Wenger, during a half-time team talk, upon noticing a lump of excrement.
"Me, Boss" piped up Gallas. "But I'm good in the air"
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Hole 7
Nov 18, 2007 22:30:42 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 18, 2007 22:30:42 GMT -1
Both William Gallas and the opposing player fall foul to a familiar stench....
"Jesus christ! That ball smells like Martina Hingis' tennis racket...."
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Hole 7
Nov 19, 2007 11:33:16 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 19, 2007 11:33:16 GMT -1
Gallas mistakes the sport he's playing for volleyball. This would later be referred to as the "Knuckle of God" Incident
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Hole 7
Nov 19, 2007 12:19:38 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 19, 2007 12:19:38 GMT -1
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Hole 7
Nov 19, 2007 18:44:31 GMT -1
Post by danthered on Nov 19, 2007 18:44:31 GMT -1
[/quote] The poor fella was proven right Gallas does play like a "French Pig"
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Hole 7
Nov 19, 2007 19:01:56 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 19, 2007 19:01:56 GMT -1
He'd promised Wenger that his conversion to Islam would not impact on his game....but Mohammed Gallas Abdullah could resist the urge to pray no longer.
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Hole 7
Nov 19, 2007 21:51:34 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 19, 2007 21:51:34 GMT -1
HOLE 7 [Par 4 - 416 yards] [/u] The most direct line to the green is over the massive gorse bushes. However, for the shorter drivers the option to drive down the fairway to the left is available - although beware the fairway knoll which can make the 2nd shot very tricky. The green has a variety of humps and hollows so a degree of luck is needed to get the ball close to the pin irrespective of where the 2nd shot is taken from [/quote] Whilst Gallas was one of the few to understand the concept of "blow football" the bloke in white was left bitterly disappointed.
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Hole 7
Nov 21, 2007 12:36:47 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 21, 2007 12:36:47 GMT -1
After the departure of Thierry Henry, William Gallas was surprised by Arsenals excellant start to the season, he thought it was the brand new ball so he has now begun to worship said new ball, his opponent is so shocked at William's new found god he falls backwards laughing
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Hole 7
Nov 22, 2007 6:39:27 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Nov 22, 2007 6:39:27 GMT -1
HOLE 7 [Par 4 - 416 yards] [/u] The most direct line to the green is over the massive gorse bushes. However, for the shorter drivers the option to drive down the fairway to the left is available - although beware the fairway knoll which can make the 2nd shot very tricky. The green has a variety of humps and hollows so a degree of luck is needed to get the ball close to the pin irrespective of where the 2nd shot is taken from [/quote] Gallas realised 1 second before he hit the ground that he wasnt still playing twister from the night before.
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Hole 7
Nov 24, 2007 20:03:46 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 24, 2007 20:03:46 GMT -1
It was at the moment, that the crowd chanted, "useless" at Gallas, that the hynotist from the christmas party, suggestion word, triggered him to act like a dog chasing a ball again!
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Hole 7
Nov 26, 2007 5:05:59 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 26, 2007 5:05:59 GMT -1
Gallas knew that he needed to do something out of the ordinary to retain the captains arm band. Needless to say the opposing striker did not last the 8 seconds required as William the Bull easily bucked him off.
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Hole 7
Nov 26, 2007 19:53:02 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 19:53:02 GMT -1
Hole 7 Scores[/u] PASTIE 3 Giulo Jones 3 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 3 Chopper Read 3 Thales 3 TerryCooper 3 imp 3 Goalposts for Jumpers 3 CmonYouSpurs 4 Gresleyram 4 Officer Groyman 4 dcfccappsy 4 TeesideWhite 4 Tom / Froggy / Ade 4 Danthered 4 M'dam H 10 Argylesmurf 10 Rich the Crazy Saint 10 Travis 10 Pete The Wolf 10 Sterland (S4E) 10
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