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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 13:41:55 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 13:41:55 GMT -1
HOLE 2 [Par 4 - 473 yards][/u] Beware of the hidden fairway bunkers and the savage, unforgiving gorse that border this narrow fairway when dirving. The second shot will be blind to a narrow strip green surrounded by numerous hazards.
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 13:45:26 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 11, 2007 13:45:26 GMT -1
wayne you c**t...get your hand off my family jewels
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 15:02:01 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 11, 2007 15:02:01 GMT -1
"now now wayne, take ur finger out of his ass, the look on his face says he doesnt like it"
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 15:14:32 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 15:14:32 GMT -1
HOLE 2 [Par 4 - 473 yards] [/u] Beware of the hidden fairway bunkers and the savage, unforgiving gorse that border this narrow fairway when dirving. The second shot will be blind to a narrow strip green surrounded by numerous hazards. [/quote] Rooney and Simpson tried in vain to console Ronaldo after he was being sold to Derby!
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 15:32:58 GMT -1
Post by Mrs H on Nov 11, 2007 15:32:58 GMT -1
Rooney: "So I just read in The Sun that Gemma Atkinson has the clap"
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 16:18:13 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 11, 2007 16:18:13 GMT -1
Ronaldo wasnt happy when told it was his turn to be spit roasted in the showers after the match
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 17:57:24 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Nov 11, 2007 17:57:24 GMT -1
HOLE 2 [Par 4 - 473 yards] [/u] Beware of the hidden fairway bunkers and the savage, unforgiving gorse that border this narrow fairway when dirving. The second shot will be blind to a narrow strip green surrounded by numerous hazards. [/quote] "Thats two f*cking nails ive broke this week!!"
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 18:31:39 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 11, 2007 18:31:39 GMT -1
TRUE TO HIS WORD,ROONEY PULLED THE CHEATING BASTARDS HEART THRO' HIS ARSE
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Hole 2
Nov 11, 2007 22:59:44 GMT -1
Post by ---------a on Nov 11, 2007 22:59:44 GMT -1
"Ronaldo puts on another one of his acting anguish faces, not realising he was being touched by his own teammates, not the opposition"
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Hole 2
Nov 12, 2007 10:10:58 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:10:58 GMT -1
Its pain or his he enjoying it.. He had better shouts Rooney after I let him Shag my Wife to give her the publistaty she needs
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Hole 2
Nov 12, 2007 19:28:06 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 12, 2007 19:28:06 GMT -1
HOLE 2 [Par 4 - 473 yards] [/u] [/quote] Rooney: "He's right - no fillings" Simpson: "Now that is what I call oral hygiene."
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Hole 2
Nov 12, 2007 19:29:47 GMT -1
Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 12, 2007 19:29:47 GMT -1
HOLE 2 [Par 4 - 473 yards] [/u] Beware of the hidden fairway bunkers and the savage, unforgiving gorse that border this narrow fairway when dirving. The second shot will be blind to a narrow strip green surrounded by numerous hazards. [/quote] Cris struggles, after being asked their cumulative shirt numbers
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Hole 2
Nov 14, 2007 15:47:12 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 14, 2007 15:47:12 GMT -1
[/quote] Cristiano cries in anguish following revelations from his ex, Gemma Atkinson on "I'm a Celebrity..." that Janice Dickinson's cock is bigger than the Manchester United winger's.
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Hole 2
Nov 14, 2007 18:10:20 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 14, 2007 18:10:20 GMT -1
"Noooooooo I'm not gay Wayne", proclaimed Christiano, " I really did sit on my mobile "by accident" and it disappeared up the ol' poopshoot, so continue with your three finger excavation will ya' buddy"
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Hole 2
Nov 16, 2007 10:58:31 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 16, 2007 10:58:31 GMT -1
Damn, there are some good ones here... Rooney: "Hey Cris, Simpson here thinks he does better step-overs than you?!" Well all the gay jokes have been done already!
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Hole 2
Nov 16, 2007 15:32:33 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 16, 2007 15:32:33 GMT -1
the boys apologised as they had missinterpeted ferguson's shout of "do the diving wanker" when playing chelski
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Hole 2
Nov 18, 2007 14:32:01 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:32:01 GMT -1
Hole 2 Scores[/u] Gresleyram 3 Chopper Read 3 Thales 3 M'dam H 3 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 3 Officer Groyman 3 dcfccappsy 3 CmonYouSpurs 4 PASTIE 4 Giulo Jones 4 TerryCooper 4 Argylesmurf 4 TeesideWhite 4 Rich the Crazy Saint 4 Tom / Froggy / Ade 4 Sterland (S4E) 10 Travis 10 Pete The Wolf 10
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