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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 3, 2007 18:21:24 GMT -1
Game 11[/u]
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Post by gt on Jul 3, 2007 18:25:44 GMT -1
The sudden appearance to his right of Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein guise caused the goalkeeper to lose his head... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jul 3, 2007 18:44:33 GMT -1
Sports scientists were yet to work out why the keeper crossed his legs- then realised it was just because he needed a piss...
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Post by The Lucky C on Jul 3, 2007 20:05:03 GMT -1
The invisible man's goalkeeping skills were legendary
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 3, 2007 20:13:33 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The NHS and AL-Queda link was finally proven after Cechs NHS prescribed headgear blew up at a critical stage of the game. Fortunately, the nail bomb concealed in his NHS prescribed jock strap didnt go off!
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Post by PASTIE on Jul 3, 2007 22:06:38 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] In the return fixture, Stephen Hunt didn't mess about and simply took Cech right out of the game with a high velocity rifle.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 3, 2007 22:15:50 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Cechs team mates didnt think this was the right time for him to practise his river dancing tecnique
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Post by Giar on Jul 4, 2007 9:10:05 GMT -1
times were hard down in Sleepy Hollow these days, so the headless horseman was forced to find a new source of income.....
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Post by andyinshef on Jul 4, 2007 16:21:28 GMT -1
[/quote] ...editorial error sees the Irish Times post a "Spot the Head" competition by mistake; even so, no one managed to place the X in the correct position despite the obvious clue given...
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Post by thales on Jul 5, 2007 13:48:10 GMT -1
Cech's attempted to re-enact huigita's scorpion safe had gone horribly wrong!
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Post by Travis on Jul 5, 2007 14:43:56 GMT -1
Hamlet was going to get the shock of his life when he found out that his old mate Yorick, despite sustaining a seemingly fatal injury, had carved out for himself a new career away from jesting.
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Post by reddeviljai on Jul 6, 2007 19:11:06 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] the rest of the inmates watched as chec was shot down after his latest escape bid.
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jul 6, 2007 22:10:41 GMT -1
Game 11[/u] Apparently, Petr's excuse to an unimpressed Jose was 'he didn't see it coming'....
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Post by danthered on Jul 6, 2007 22:11:21 GMT -1
Wise was convinced he should buy... a great looking keeper one long arm!! one short arm!! and no head!! he's not going to cost much
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 15, 2007 11:38:03 GMT -1
Game 11 Results[/u] 8 GIAR 7 PASTIE 7 Travis 6 Danthered 6 Andyinshef 5 Tenacious Lee 5 Thales of Miletus 5 Gresleyram 5 GT 5 The Lucky C 5 Argylesmurf 4 Reddeviljai 4 C'Mon You Spurs
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