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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 24, 2007 19:45:52 GMT -1
Game 4[/u]
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 24, 2007 19:48:37 GMT -1
and he grabbed Crouch's nuts so hard he didn't land for three days...
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jun 24, 2007 20:12:27 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "so, white men cant jump eh??" Crouch said proudly but his joy was short lived after he then tried to dispell the myth about black mens cocks!
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 24, 2007 22:40:58 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "I don't care what the tabloids say or not," screams the traumatised defender, "this blow up doll is just horrible - get it off!"
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Post by Giar on Jun 25, 2007 8:13:29 GMT -1
in the end crouch had to pay the player almost another years worth of his wages for help lifting him, but it was worth it in the end because he finally got to win a header!!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 25, 2007 8:53:29 GMT -1
As Crouch floated away the defender quickly put his name and address on, in the hope his balloon would fly the furthest and he would win first prize
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Post by thales on Jun 25, 2007 15:21:43 GMT -1
it was at that exact moment Crouch realised he should have played rugby!
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Post by gt on Jun 25, 2007 15:27:03 GMT -1
One swiftly procured tub of KY Jelly, boxing glove and fisting action not seen since Balboa in his pomp later and the lodged ball was shot out of Crouch's guts; the life of the ertswhile beanpole duly saved[/u] [/quote]
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Post by unkownperson on Jun 25, 2007 20:21:22 GMT -1
Hislop the Commentator for the world cup title belt as somehow Crouch nicknamed the Giraffe gets out of the last ride while watching the ball fly into his net
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 26, 2007 1:00:10 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Brent Sancho spends the entire game with a lifesize Peter Crouch cutout stapled to his shirt.
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 26, 2007 11:40:47 GMT -1
[/quote] ...Sancho surreptitiously secretes a packet of the white stuff under Crouch's left armpit, whispering "for the laydee later my friend"...
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Post by Travis on Jun 29, 2007 11:17:07 GMT -1
Always the curious type, the Trinidadian centre-back decided to test his theory that if you were to lift Peter Crouch high enough, he'd come down with snow on his head.
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 30, 2007 13:18:19 GMT -1
Peter Crouch scoring a header? Thats clearly Photoshopped.(P.S Gres, you bastard, I had a similar comment till i'd read you'd already posted that) ;D
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 30, 2007 13:39:35 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] the shock of recieving head was too much for crouchy. it put him off his stroke.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 30, 2007 14:14:23 GMT -1
Crouch's suprise was obvious as the Trinidad defender turned out to be Hercules.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 3, 2007 18:06:01 GMT -1
Game 4 Results[/u] 8 Travis 7 C'Mon You Spurs 7 GT 6 Argylesmurf 5 Andyinshef 5 PASTIE 5 Reddeviljai 5 Gresleyram 5 Tenacious Lee 5 Mr Millwall 4 The Lucky C 4 HO 4 Thales of Miletus 3 Unknown Person
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