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Post by Shippers on Dec 5, 2006 14:15:25 GMT -1
As there has been much discussion of relevence, irrelevence, and unrelevence today I thought I'd establish a universally accepted test for relevence. As I can only sumise that relevence is subjective, I can only presume that the most plausible way to grade it's authenticity is to come up with a gauge whereby the relevence to life of the subject is determined. Hence I have compiled the following test which you may or may not complete at your leisure or painstaking obligation.
[Note: Please do not move this to the quizzes board - it is not a quiz, but a psychological test for a relevent (depending on the subject's individual perspective) system of relevence determination]
1 - Here are two groups of words, match each with their relevent partner.
A - tambourine - manatee - turpentine - pornography - flatulence
B - Fencing - Marine - dirty - percussive - Indian Cuisine
2 - There are two trains: One travelling east at 30mph down hill in to a gale force wind unprecedented, and unpredicted by Michael Fish. The other is a Virgin Pendalino, which boasts a radio programme fronted by Mr Scruff & Treva Whateva, and a shop for light refreshments, books and magazines.
Please tell us what, if any, relevent information has been provided to answer the following question.
Is Terry Wogan God?
3 - You are watching Deal or No Deal, with Television beardo Noel Edmonds. The studio audience are chanting 'Blue' repeatedly. Noel has given you the rather inconclusive statistics which in his tiny little mind prove beyond all reasonable doubt (your honour) that the £250,000 must be in the contestant at the table's box.
What would be the relevent action to take to avoid taking the £250,000 out of play?
4 - The Chuckle Brothers. Discuss.
5 - In your opinion is there any relevence to this relevence indicator test, and if so what is it relevent to.
Answers on a postcard to
R O Shipman P O Box 12539 Liverpool
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 14:16:17 GMT -1
This has nothing to do with cabbages.
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Post by Shippers on Dec 5, 2006 14:21:38 GMT -1
correct, but relevent?
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Dec 5, 2006 19:55:47 GMT -1
Was it relevant to not mention cabbages? I don't think so.
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 10:35:18 GMT -1
good point
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2006 10:36:05 GMT -1
Flange
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 10:36:38 GMT -1
tiramisu
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2006 10:37:10 GMT -1
Arthur Conan Doyle
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 10:41:19 GMT -1
menstration
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2006 10:48:37 GMT -1
As there has been much discussion of relevence, irrelevence, and unrelevence today I thought I'd establish a universally accepted test for relevence. As I can only sumise that relevence is subjective, I can only presume that the most plausible way to grade it's authenticity is to come up with a gauge whereby the relevence to life of the subject is determined. Hence I have compiled the following test which you may or may not complete at your leisure or painstaking obligation.
[Note: Please do not move this to the quizzes board - it is not a quiz, but a psychological test for a relevent (depending on the subject's individual perspective) system of relevence determination]
1 - Here are two groups of words, match each with their relevent partner.
tambourine - Marine manatee - dirty turpentine - Indian Cuisine pornography - Fencing flatulence - percussive
2 - There are two trains: One travelling east at 30mph down hill in to a gale force wind unprecedented, and unpredicted by Michael Fish. The other is a Virgin Pendalino, which boasts a radio programme fronted by Mr Scruff & Treva Whateva, and a shop for light refreshments, books and magazines.
Please tell us what, if any, relevent information has been provided to answer the following question.
Is Terry Wogan God?
No Brian Blessed is.
3 - You are watching Deal or No Deal, with Television beardo Noel Edmonds. The studio audience are chanting 'Blue' repeatedly. Noel has given you the rather inconclusive statistics which in his tiny little mind prove beyond all reasonable doubt (your honour) that the £250,000 must be in the contestant at the table's box.
What would be the relevent action to take to avoid taking the £250,000 out of play?
Staple something to the Edmunds face and take the money from his wallet.
4 - The Chuckle Brothers. Discuss.
Barry Chuckle is dead. Paul rent out Scooty Puff Junior Scooters in Rhyl. They smell like cranberrries.
5 - In your opinion is there any relevence to this relevence indicator test, and if so what is it relevent to.
Answers on a postcard to
R O Shipman P O Box 12539 Liverpool
I've sent it with this week suduko entry from Woman's Own magazine.
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 10:59:26 GMT -1
well done H, your score is represented on the Shippers colour scale of quality.
You score: light grey
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2006 11:00:58 GMT -1
well done H, your score is represented on the Shippers colour scale of quality. You score: light grey Ooo that's a mediocre score.
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 6, 2006 11:01:38 GMT -1
I tried to answer this quiz but some phone weevil got in the way.
I like the idea of a Fencing Manatee, puts me in mind of that Temeraire fella...
I'm sure I'd have scored brown if I'd given time and space to it...
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 11:01:49 GMT -1
no - that's just below turquoise. Way better than maroon.
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 11:02:56 GMT -1
I tried to answer this quiz but some phone weevil got in the way. I like the idea of a Fencing Manatee, puts me in mind of that Temeraire fella... I'm sure I'd have scored brown if I'd given time and space to it... brown is the ultimate score (actually penultimate, ultiate is beige), you would have done well to get that. How you doing mate?
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 6, 2006 11:07:44 GMT -1
brown is the ultimate score (actually penultimate, ultiate is beige), you would have done well to get that. How you doing mate? I'm aware of your liking of brown (the colour, not the sexual thingummy nor the politician) I'm well, all things considered, old boy... sipping Lilt as I type...
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 11:08:36 GMT -1
is it a totally tropical taste thoguh, or is it quite tropical, but a little bit tinny and over carbonated for your liking?
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 6, 2006 11:13:33 GMT -1
is it a totally tropical taste thoguh, or is it quite tropical, but a little bit tinny and over carbonated for your liking? a little over carbonated, certainly... and actually quite synthetic! oh well... I was enjoying that! It doesn't mention the totally tropical thing anywhere on the can. Apparently it's a "Fruit Crush"
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Post by Shippers on Dec 6, 2006 11:16:39 GMT -1
is it a totally tropical taste thoguh, or is it quite tropical, but a little bit tinny and over carbonated for your liking? a little over carbonated, certainly... and actually quite synthetic! oh well... I was enjoying that! It doesn't mention the totally tropical thing anywhere on the can. Apparently it's a "Fruit Crush" fruit my arse! although it occassionally leaves you feeling crushed (depending on your mental stability in teh first place). I'd go for the funny red stuff.
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 6, 2006 11:19:33 GMT -1
fruit my arse! although it occassionally leaves you feeling crushed (depending on your mental stability in teh first place). I'd go for the funny red stuff. a most unfortunate exhortation! "Would Sir like ze pineapple first?!" sorry mate but that was weak by your admittedly superlative standards Tizer? Doesn't that do things to your head?
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