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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 12, 2007 19:02:32 GMT -1
Game 9[/u]
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Post by gt on Jun 12, 2007 22:15:20 GMT -1
If you don't stop playing that fucking air flute I'll put *this* where the sun doesn't shine [/u] [/quote]
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2007 22:19:36 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The beauty of it was that so long as their eyes rested deeply upon the other's, Steve's invisible flute and Sven's invisible sax could achieve perfect harmony.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 13, 2007 7:38:31 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Gerrad: The jazz club is just down the road left at the post office
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 7:42:58 GMT -1
No, no. I play in the CENTRE. Its over there. And enough of the rude gestures.
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Post by Giar on Jun 13, 2007 7:54:12 GMT -1
G:- "sven? what the hell are you doing here?" sven:- "my job of corse." G:- "ummm sven its not your job anymore, you remember that grinning fuck of a number 2 you had?......yeah him over there, well he does it now cause you sucked" sven:- "i dont get what you mean......im still getting paid for it and its still the same 11 players out there. are you sure im not the coach anymore "
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 13, 2007 8:16:56 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Gerrard to Sven;
"I've just pissed in this bottle, you give it to Lampard to drink, and then you take the hopeless bastard off".
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Post by danthered on Jun 13, 2007 9:43:25 GMT -1
[/quote] "Look Sven" says Steve G "as i came out of the tunnel i was given this bottle by a little kid and i resent the fact that you think i nicked it just because I'm a scouser"
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2007 14:41:54 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Gerrard: "Mate, I don't care if Faro...Farra...Ferrari....oh fuck it, whatever her name is, loved the Python in your trousers......Shag my missus and I'll see you outside....
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Post by thales on Jun 13, 2007 14:58:29 GMT -1
No! this isn't shawn wright phillips! it's to tall!
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 13, 2007 19:18:14 GMT -1
[/quote] Gerrard - "...when you said you wanted me to be more like Didier "the WaterCarrier" Deschamps, I though you knew he got the nickname because of his workrate you daft t**t..."
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 14, 2007 11:36:58 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Stevie G - can you teach uz how to masturbate, boss? Sven - you take ze penis in ze hand like dis... (I think I'll leave it at that...)
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 14, 2007 16:30:02 GMT -1
Where'd i get the Swedish National Team Water Bottle, well i just bought it off Ljunberg that crazy Swede can sell anything!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 14, 2007 19:26:49 GMT -1
The great 'Yes Men' of football... ' So let me get this straight.. You want Wayne to track back get tight on Carvalho, and if it goes to pens you want me, Jamie and Franko to be certain penalty takers.. Great idea boss, can't see fault in that' [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 14, 2007 20:48:57 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "You mean the white Merc is yours gaffer? Shit, I'll tell the boys to put your wheels back then!"[/i]
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 15, 2007 1:02:38 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Sven "Oh Steven you should have seen Ulrika's tits they where like chippies nail bags son. One tit hung down further than the other".
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 15, 2007 11:03:18 GMT -1
....and's it all happening here. What a finale to the International Sign-Language Swearing Championships as the last two competitors give their all in the crucial stare-down phase of the contest....
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Post by Travis on Jun 17, 2007 9:02:57 GMT -1
Sven's Rocky Balboa impersonation was given short shrift by an unimpressed Gerard.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 17, 2007 12:21:58 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Yes Sven, I know it may be cheating. But lacing Trinidad's drinks with Laxatives is the only way we stand a chance!
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 18, 2007 13:41:36 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] this is my new midfield partner? well it's got to be better than lampard.
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