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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 12, 2007 19:01:19 GMT -1
Game 8[/u]
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 12, 2007 19:36:36 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] As the theme tune to Platoon played around the stadium the goalkeeper saw his chance to beat Ronaldo to that Oscar
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 12, 2007 22:33:59 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The sudden flashback to his recent colonic irrigation rendered the keeper completely unable to intercept the ball.
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Post by gt on Jun 13, 2007 5:13:19 GMT -1
The intruding mime artist was unable to keep his footing [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 13, 2007 7:37:02 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] How Brandon Routh got his part for Superman while playing for Sydney FC
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 13, 2007 7:41:11 GMT -1
Go on, I'll save it in my mouth!
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Post by Giar on Jun 13, 2007 7:46:19 GMT -1
as the ball flies over the goalie and rolls slowly over the line into the net the defender shouts..... "you dozy fooking pleb......when the gaffer told us to go down easy in the box, HE MENT THIER BOX!!!"
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Post by danthered on Jun 13, 2007 9:40:34 GMT -1
Goalkeeping when you only have one foot is an impossible job
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Post by thales on Jun 13, 2007 14:55:48 GMT -1
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can see his weiner!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 13, 2007 15:24:48 GMT -1
Game 8[/u] Its amazing how often these Subbutio goalies break so easily.....
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 13, 2007 19:33:21 GMT -1
[/quote] ...the manager now appreciated the error he had made by enroling his keeper to the "Bruce Grobbelaar School of Goalkeeping" course...
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 14, 2007 11:31:10 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "Which sneaky bastard tied my shoelaces together?!"
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 14, 2007 16:24:04 GMT -1
Freshly back from the Ronaldo International "How to become a professional diver" Seminar. The keeper once again made the mistake of closing his eye's prior to diving thus making himself look like a complete twat!
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 14, 2007 20:04:26 GMT -1
Percival Grobalaar was happy to face the press after the match. It was pure coincidence that his old man won half a million after his 89th minute mix up... [/u] [/quote]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 14, 2007 20:45:34 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Stuart Lubbock takes time out to practise his 'close-arsed' backward-tuck dive[/i]
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 15, 2007 10:51:33 GMT -1
Proud of his American heritage, Brad Friedel confounded the football community with this inappropriately timed, yet perfectly delivered representation, of an imaginary Stars and Stripes being hoisted aloft at Iwo Jima....
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Jun 16, 2007 18:18:34 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The world cup for people with rickets was not providing much entertainment as the players struggled to kick the ball more than three yards at a time.
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Post by gt on Jun 17, 2007 8:50:03 GMT -1
A lull in the game had lead him to to practise his 'Ring A Roses' dance for the upcoming village fete. Unfortunately the oppo striker latched onto a throughball just after 'A-tishoo A-tishoo'...
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Post by Travis on Jun 17, 2007 9:01:27 GMT -1
The Costa Rican keeper chose a rather inopportune moment in which to unviel his rather rudimentary 'René Higuita scorpion kick' tribute.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 17, 2007 12:20:27 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Now was not the best time to be doing his impression of a beached whale.
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